• Embarrassing Christmas Dinner Coming Up!

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    Claire&Mark [sign in to see picture]
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    So me and my boyfriend made Christmas present lists to give each other some ideas as usually we are clueless and last minute. Yesterday I asked him how he was getting on with my presents and as expected he said he hadn't done anything or even looked at my list yet but was going to get onto it this week, right after he got my list back from his mum. Major Eeeeeek! She wanted to get me something I really wanted but also had no idea so he just gave her my list. Problem is, on my list was a new vibrator, new dildo and some love eggs requested. We are having Christmas dinner at his parents and I'm not sure I will be able to look at here without turning red like the cranberry sauce!

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    amber_angel [sign in to see picture]
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    There should be absolutely no need for you to be any more than just a little embarrassed.

    Unless his mom is a complete idiot, she knows she wasn't supposed to get "that" list. She knows you wouldn't ask her for a vibrator

    If I were her, I would get you some kind of gag thing. Like a monster butt plug.

    But, she probably wont.

    You could always bring it up first. Just get it out of the way. That way everyone has a giggle and it is all over with and you can get on to a nice family dinner.

    You could say hey mum (or whatever you call her), I forgot to add batteries to that list "insert boyfriend's name" gave you. You didn't happen to get any?

    Or gee, I forgot to add what color I wanted. What's your favorite color?

    Or any other silly comment you think of.

    You could even attempt to sound dead serious, and let her be the one embarrassed or in shock, before laughing it off.

    I don't know how old the bunch of you are, but, remember, she has walked in on her sons and daughters masturbating, she has found his Hustler mags and semen stained sheets, she has found her daughter's vibrators, and hell, she and husband have their own collection of toys and porn.

    There is absolutely no reason for such a relatively little screw up like boyfriend handing his mom your sex toy wish list to make the dinner awkward. She probably has her own.

    Just relax and enjoy the meal.

    amber

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    Kirsty92 [sign in to see picture]
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    You never know maybe no one will say anything.

    My boyfriend was showing his mum some old photos he found, scrolled too far and his mum saw my boobs! Luckily neither of us have ever mentioned it. He was like babe my mum has just seen your boob picture im so sorry. I just acted shocked like BABE!!!! ah well mistakes happen and just laughed about it.

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    Being aware of this gives you time to rehearse a little come-back (if need be) like saying "well it seems he more of a dick than I ever thought... Maybe I won't be needing that toy after all" then giggle.

    As shocking as it is, us parents know our offspring have sex and I'd hope they do whatever they like to be fulfilled, as long as nobody is getting hurt - who cares.

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    RosyCheek [sign in to see picture]
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    😂 sorry, I just have laugh. Usually that kinda thing only happens to me. The first meeting with her will be mortifying but once you have done that then the rest will be a breeze. It will soon be forgotten.

    I mentioned here before how my mother in law washed her hands in the bathroom and we suddenly remembered we had left something in the bathroom. She washed her hands, it was obviously seen but never mentioned.

    You'll be fine. 😘

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    Kirsty92 [sign in to see picture]
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    You never know you might get away with it. Personally I wouldnt say anything unless she brings it up because she very well may just pretend it didnt happen.

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    You never know you might just get what you asked for 😂

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    cobra1987 [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi well I don't know about you but mums are normally ok with this as they have mostly done something by mistake also. As it happens 99% of mums have already made the same mistakes or had simpler experience. I would not worry. But thats just me lol

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    NatandTom [sign in to see picture]
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    Oops! Next year I would tell him to read it before passing it on!

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    mysteron [sign in to see picture]
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    Oops.

    I would love to be a fly on the wall. Could be an interesting conversation starter !

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    LilMissRachel [sign in to see picture]
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    cobra1987 wrote:

    Hi well I don't know about you but mums are normally ok with this as they have mostly done something by mistake also. As it happens 99% of mums have already made the same mistakes or had simpler experience. I would not worry. But thats just me lol

    Ooops, embarrassing but like cobra has said I sure she knows she wasn't meant to see it and hopefully will not mention it.

    I think parent situations can be the most embarassing and I've managed to avoid them except once this summer. My boyfriend stayed with me at my parents for a few weeks after we left uni. After a week my mum decided to do our laundry which I thought was great and never gave it a second thought until she returned our clothes and said she 'would leave me to sort out our underwear as she was not sure who's were who's'! Eeeeek, I forgot that my boyfriend mostly wears thongs and they were mixed in with mine! Nothing more was ever said and I never told my boyfriend to save him any embarrassment!

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    pete_perv [sign in to see picture]
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    You dont say what age group she is in but she may turn to you in private and have a woman to owman talk with you and ask for advice on toys.

    You never know what people get up to in their own private world.

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    I suppose it depends on what sort of people they are. Sex toys aren't really a taboo subject for most people these days, so the chance are it won't be mentioned.

    Unless she's like my MIL... She once asked me if I'd had my blowjob yet! Turned out my OH had accidentally sent a text to her mum that was intended for me, and forgotten to mention it to me! It was three months later when I found out in the worst possible way!!

    At the end of the day, you're adults and what goes on in your life is your business. I wouldn't worry too much.

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    captainmeow [sign in to see picture]
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    This quite tickled me, I'm sorry ha! But in all honesty, I doubt she will say anything about it! And if she does, just make light of it, after all, you are all adults and sex is a normal thing :)

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    Sex Squid [sign in to see picture]
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    So how did the dinner go? 😁

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    hornyleekbloke [sign in to see picture]
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    I think we'd all love to know how it went!

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    Kirsty92 [sign in to see picture]
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    I was thinking the same thing

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