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  1. What not to say before, during and after sex!

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    paulsballs [sign in to see picture]
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    Hope it's good news from the clinic in the morning

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    Tallish Darkish & Average [sign in to see picture]
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    During: Was it you or me who was supposed to check the kids were asleep?

    After: Are you not entertained! 😁 (Gladiator fans)

    Before: The guys at work reckon that *this* is a sure fire bedroom winner!

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    paulsballs [sign in to see picture]
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    After oh sorry you should of said if you wanted to orgasm as well

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    During - I need a wee

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    pusseypleaser [sign in to see picture]
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    I say that to the OH

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    during- Woman "Dont cum inside me", man "too late"

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    Penny26 [sign in to see picture]
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    Before "lets see if we can do better than last time !"

    During "did I tell you that your parents are coming for supper?"

    After "That wasn't worth the effort was it ?"

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    paulsballs [sign in to see picture]
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    her to me

    just get it over and done with

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    kittencub [sign in to see picture]
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    paulsballs wrote:

    her to me

    just get it over and done with

    Always said that to ex.
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    shell74 [sign in to see picture]
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    i over heard a woman say to her friend that after they did it he said now that is a great stress release

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    toulouse [sign in to see picture]
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    Throbinhood wrote:

    During - I need a wee

    +1. I am so guilty of saying this...lol

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    toulouse wrote:

    Throbinhood wrote:

    During - I need a wee

    +1. I am so guilty of saying this...lol

    That's my wife

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    ScumptiousDumptious [sign in to see picture]
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    My ex Sister in law used to say to her hubby.
    "Pull my nightie down when you're finished "

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    WillC [sign in to see picture]
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    Is it in?

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    *sexybabe* [sign in to see picture]
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    Sorry, but I'm another who's had to stop and have a wee before! I remember to go before sex now 😂

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    Well it's not easy having a wee while erect lol ;)

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    Hazeladam [sign in to see picture]
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    Dam you lot are funny 😂

    This was said during by my ex "how long you going to be"

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    It's ok, it doesn't even itch anymore

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    Hutch013 [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm sure my last girlfriend's didn't look like that...

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    More Sexy at 50 [sign in to see picture]
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    Before: I think I may have diarrhoea

    During: I'm nearly asleep and you are waking me up.....

    After: have you finished now so I can go to sleep ?

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