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  1. What not to say before, during and after sex!

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    Your not as good as your sister or mum.

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    I'd really like a cup of tea instead

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    Did you put the rubbish out

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    My ex gently once gave me the thumbs up to say it was good.....never smile and give the thumbs up. (was oral but still same apply to after sex :p)

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    Oh...I didn't feel anything.

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    Throbinhood wrote:

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    Hopelessly Horny wrote:

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    "I'm giving it all I've got Captain!" (For Trekkie Fans)

    Haha this is classic, if in reality what a turn off, unless your both role playing this,

    So many trekkie clips would fit the bil

    "she canna take it anymore captain"

    Just before penetration...' Engage' 😂

    "To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before" lol

    "Resistance is futile"

    Tries not to think dirty thoughts at this.
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    'wingardium leviosa' as he starts getting hard

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    AlyBlue wrote:

    'wingardium leviosa' as he starts getting hard

    Haha

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    After: just getting a quick check on my Facebook!

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    During - Hold on a minute while I take this call

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    lol

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    To infinity and beyond

    Or for those who have watch van wilder freshman year: singing the national anthem to get hard 😳😂

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    Snoring during is very unarousing lol

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    Maximum Flatulus

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    For all B5 fans.... What do you want or Who are you?
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    Oh sorry was that your bottom again

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    During (multiple orgasms) pop goes the weasel!

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    The guy i was desperately in love with told me about his dick - "It's been bigger" which to this day I cannot believe was said to me. I didn't know how to respond!

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    The things people say lol

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    Her saying to him on penetration "Are you in?"
    Poor guy,what an ego deflater as well as his you know what.!!!

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