• What not to say before, during and after sex!

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    Before - as luke sky walker says in starwars, Im going in

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    R1chKat [sign in to see picture]
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    True story.... "Well you're better than your brother" .... Also calling my wife early days my ex's nickname, still gets thrown at me if she's annoyed at me....

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    Did you pee or squirt?

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    If any of these comments have ACTUALLY been said, then wow!

    Joking wise then I lol!

    Before sex: "just pull down my nighty when you're done" 😜

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    You never make me cum 🙈

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    Before - Im going to cum lol

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    During... Ooh hang on.... Ive got a hair in my mouth.

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    After: (give a sympathetic look) "Nevermind."

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    Throbinhood wrote:

    Before - as luke sky walker says in starwars, Im going in

    Haha dies laughing.

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    At anytime. My ex's was bigger

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    Well, that was all over a bit quicker than I expected!

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    kittencub wrote:

    Throbinhood wrote:

    Before - as luke sky walker says in starwars, Im going in

    Haha dies laughing.

    I forgot to say while holding my **** and waving it like a light sabre

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    "I'm giving it all I've got Captain!"    (For Trekkie Fans)

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    After - What condom?

    Not happened to me btw lol

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    Throbinhood wrote:

    kittencub wrote:

    Throbinhood wrote:

    Before - as luke sky walker says in starwars, Im going in

    Haha dies laughing.

    I forgot to say while holding my **** and waving it like a light sabre

    Oh don't I'll fall of the sofa next, howls.

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    Goodvibrationz wrote:

    "I'm giving it all I've got Captain!" (For Trekkie Fans)

    Haha this is classic, if in reality what a turn off, unless your both role playing this,

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    kittencub wrote:

    Goodvibrationz wrote:

    "I'm giving it all I've got Captain!" (For Trekkie Fans)

    Haha this is classic, if in reality what a turn off, unless your both role playing this,

    So many trekkie clips would fit the bil

    "she canna take it anymore captain"

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    Throbinhood wrote:

    kittencub wrote:

    Goodvibrationz wrote:

    "I'm giving it all I've got Captain!" (For Trekkie Fans)

    Haha this is classic, if in reality what a turn off, unless your both role playing this,

    So many trekkie clips would fit the bil

    "she canna take it anymore captain"

    Just before penetration...' Engage' 😂
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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    Hopelessly Horny wrote:

    Throbinhood wrote:

    kittencub wrote:

    Goodvibrationz wrote:

    "I'm giving it all I've got Captain!" (For Trekkie Fans)

    Haha this is classic, if in reality what a turn off, unless your both role playing this,

    So many trekkie clips would fit the bil

    "she canna take it anymore captain"

    Just before penetration...' Engage' 😂

    "To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before" lol

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    Throbinhood wrote:

    Hopelessly Horny wrote:

    Throbinhood wrote:

    kittencub wrote:

    Goodvibrationz wrote:

    "I'm giving it all I've got Captain!" (For Trekkie Fans)

    Haha this is classic, if in reality what a turn off, unless your both role playing this,

    So many trekkie clips would fit the bil

    "she canna take it anymore captain"

    Just before penetration...' Engage' 😂

    "To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before" lol

    "Resistance is futile"

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