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  1. What not to say before, during and after sex!

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    sweetmama72 [sign in to see picture]
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    After: you are on the pill right?

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    Lil_MissNaughty [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 110
    • Joined: 24 Jul 2015

    Penny26 wrote:

    During Please stop your dog licking my bum !

    I really hope this didn't actually happen?!

    After: Oh, is that it?

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    polo56 [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 77
    • Joined: 24 Sep 2014

    Before - Pull my nighty down when your finished

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    Mr Cheeky Monkey [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 576
    • Joined: 31 Aug 2016

    During:- nothing said, just the sound of snoring

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    NatandTom [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 6671
    • Joined: 6 Jun 2015

    During - *moans wrong name*

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 16 Jan 2016

    During - pizza or curry for dinner?

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    Arual [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 17 Dec 2015

    If you are Welsh. Only because I guy did this to me and I was in fits of laughter for 10 minutes during. Please don't ask a girl to call you a Welsh dragon.

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 15 May 2016

    lovingnewtoys wrote:

    During - pizza or curry for dinner?

    along as your not asking while doing anal lol

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    Arual [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 15
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    After; Your clean right?

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 1760
    • Joined: 15 May 2016

    During - You look like your mother!

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    paulsballs [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 2446
    • Joined: 24 Jul 2014

    During

    Do your toes allways curl up when you come, or have you left your tights on again???

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 6786
    • Joined: 30 Mar 2015

    During - you are getting me that expensive designer handbag for Christmas that I asked for.

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    hornyleekbloke [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Major
    • Posts: 165
    • Joined: 27 Dec 2012

    Before: Just try not to wake me up.

    During: What shall we have for tea tomorrow? (Both I and my OH are guilty of saying this to each other lol. Ah, the perils of a long term relationship!)

    After: I was quite surprised. When I first saw it I thought it'd be useless but then it grew! (My ex-fiancée... - I'm a grower not a show-er - but still... Ouch )

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 1760
    • Joined: 15 May 2016

    during - we need to take these xmas decoartions down

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 6786
    • Joined: 30 Mar 2015

    After, oh god I need to stop getting drunk and taking weird men home with me.

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 1398
    • Joined: 9 Nov 2016

    Her during " That reminds me, the gibblets are still in the chicken..."

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    • Posts: 3117
    • Joined: 12 Sep 2010

    Please , more and thank you.

    Oh and what's your name?

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 6786
    • Joined: 30 Mar 2015

    After - what do you mean that will be £20? I thought you just liked me.

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 1760
    • Joined: 15 May 2016

    During - It really does look like a star fish!

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    paulsballs [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 2446
    • Joined: 24 Jul 2014

    Before. BRACE

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