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  1. What not to say before, during and after sex!

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    More Sexy at 50 [sign in to see picture]
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    More Sexy at 50 wrote:

    Before: I think I may have diarrhoea

    During: I'm nearly asleep and you are waking me up.....

    After: have you finished now so I can go to sleep ?

    My Wife likes oral so has always orgasmed before me.... Lol

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    More Sexy at 50 wrote:

    Before: I think I may have diarrhoea

    I think that this one would count for before, during and after... During for sure!

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    Before: I've got a headache, maybe sex will make it go away

    During: no my head is still banging

    After: where's the paracetamol ?

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    goodlove [sign in to see picture]
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    The wrong hole, the wrong hole!!!!! DOH!!!

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    During - you look so much better with the light off

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    During - I've lost my condom

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    What did you say your name was again.?? (after)

    Before... I say nothing.
    My Giraffe impression of Licking my Eyebrows works every time

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    After your so much better than your brother

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    After: Thanks !!!

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    Tazzy84red [sign in to see picture]
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    Before_ I'll give it a quick wash 🤢

    During - who's the daddy or fart

    After- Was it good?

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    During - stop, I've only just changed the sheets and I don't want to make a mess...

    During - stop, I don't wanna get the sofa wet...

    Foreplay - hahahahahaha it tickles....

    My OH absolutely hates me for those...

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    During: your sister tastes exactly the same

    After: see you later, I have to go pick my wife up now

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