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    Belle_djour [sign in to see picture]
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    Never heard of him, but the sound you can hear in the back ground is that of Google cranking up!

    Belles

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    Noon [sign in to see picture]
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    "No prizes for guessing what we did after that!Anyway, thought we'd share the idea with you all - happy experimenting!"

    Crikey Belles. If you feel like sharing more detail than you can post on here, feel free to use the new fanggled Facebook thingy.

    *Noon is off to boggle at the ideas and sheer ingenuity.*

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    Belle_djour [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh, Noon, would you want us to give the whole game away....?

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    "Oh, Noon, would you want us to give the whole game away....?"

    Let me think about that for a while.....

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    Erm, pretty much yes. Thanks. x

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    Belle_djour [sign in to see picture]
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    Ah.

    Oh.

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    Belle_djour [sign in to see picture]
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    Might take a while, we haven't ever used facebook.....

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    "Might take a while, we haven't ever used facebook....."

    It is basically a virus, a plague on internet society. But, like a virus, it is largely unavoidable. :)

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    Belle_djour [sign in to see picture]
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    Funny, you just quoted almost verbatim Mr Belles words regarding mother-in-laws....

    His mother being the worst one there is, of course

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    "His mother being the worst one there is, of course"

    Both my mothers in law are great. :)

    Back on-topic...

    If you do get on facebook and decide to show off your new labia invention, please remember to add me: noonjones at googlemail.com

    x

    PS Tell Mr B that I sympathise

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    Belle_djour [sign in to see picture]
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    You are right, we have to post some pics of our little device.

    No doubt someone will commercialise it within 16.2 seconds, but so long as they are cheap enough for the general public to get we feel that our lives have not been entirely wasted.

    Now, what was ity ou wanted to know about our steamy session last night?

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    On the bright side, the labia crab claws of delight will no doubt be reviewed on Love Honey soon. :)

    "Now, what was ity ou wanted to know about our steamy session last night?"

    I cannot believe you have to ask! :)

    x

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    We refuse to divulge any details beyond the use of two rabbit vibes, one set of anal beads, three loaves of bread, fourteen tic-tacs, a car tyre, 54 1/2 AA batteries, next door's dog, some jump leads and a jar of peanut butter. Oh, and an Ipod.

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    No egg whisk??! Amateurs. x

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    No, no egg whisk. Had to make do with a Kenwood multichef.

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    Belle_djour [sign in to see picture]
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    forgot the cheese grater and the iguana

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    Noon [sign in to see picture]
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    Oo, I apreciate a bit of lizard play. Photos, facebuk, you know it makes sense. :)

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    Belle_djour [sign in to see picture]
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    Anyway, egg-whisk? Do you think we are wierd or something?

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    Everyone loves a good omlette, firm but moist is the key x

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    Moving swiftly on.....

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