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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    WandA wrote:

    Mistress Cara wrote:

    'My god that ceiling needs painting'

    Hehe. I laughed at that too!

    (avoids mention of any naughty words, it doesn't take much to set that MC one off)

    Lol you joke but I've pointed out cracks that have appeared in our ceiling!

    Dashed my hopes of ever getting a sex swing!

    x

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    WandA wrote:

    Mistress Cara wrote:

    'My god that ceiling needs painting'

    Hehe. I laughed at that too!

    Must admit I laughed too!

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    masterandslave wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Mistress Cara wrote:

    'My god that ceiling needs painting'

    Hehe. I laughed at that too!

    (avoids mention of any naughty words, it doesn't take much to set that MC one off)

    Lol you joke but I've pointed out cracks that have appeared in our ceiling!

    Dashed my hopes of ever getting a sex swing!

    x

    You might be lucky, might just be filler cracks (we've got a couple in our ceilings, the ceiling is still solid). There may still be a good strong wooden structure to mount a swing to! Don't just screw it into any place in the ceiling though. If it's like ours then it's only plasterboard and not very strong. Oh and be careful for wires. I'm sure we're all keen on a nice buzz now and again, but that kind of buzz isn't nice!

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    Chris Stefani [sign in to see picture]
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    I should add, the biggest crack we have is in the kitchen ceiling, which is a new ceiling we put up last year when we first bought the house. I know it's just a filler crack because where it is, there was a gap which we bridged with filler... which has cracked over the course of a year.

    Oh and I like a bit of DIY (there's something for someone to use for a sexual innuendo)

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    Just came across this LH link:

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/blog/2006/11/11/top-20-sexy-phrases-to-help-you-talk-dirty-in-bed/

    Some good lines and some bad but in my opinion bump worthy.

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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

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    Hmmm. Not my choice. Imagine in the middle of doggy style sex or your OH going down on you then suddenly hearing "Quick! Get the camera!"

    If you add quick to the saying it sounds too urgent, has he/she just noticed a really interesting creature on the wall?

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    Lol! "Quick! Grab the camera hun! Check out that spider that has 9 legs!!"

    Fucking while she does a David Attenbough voice over would be off putting too.

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    Just read the 20 dirty phrases didnt seem that dirty to me am i normal?

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    sexy little minx wrote:

    sexy jenny here is a link you might find useful http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/blog/2006/11/11/top-20-sexy-phrases-to-help-you-talk-dirty-in-bed/

    Haha, some of these are not appropriate for me, and are also not that dirty really! Must admit ive said a couple of them though! But i dont want my girlfriends sperm all over me! Lol!

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    we both talk dirty about the moment but alsotell each other stories about our fantasies something very sexy about hearing your fantasy coming out of the OHs mouth

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    My wife definitely seems to enjoy it when she's getting worked up and I start to talk dirty to her, but she doesn't seem to remember about it afterwards! When I've asked her if she remembers what I said, she usually replies that she doesn't because she was lost in the moment. At the time, though, she trembles and moans sharply in response to my words as if they're sending very pleasant electric shocks through her body.

    I imagine that my wife's not alone in this.

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    Ilovemyman wrote:

    I thought everyone talked during sex, when i met my husband and he didn't it was quite a shock! I think it and it just comes out!

    I think so too. With a girl when it gets intense, it just comes out, but never had anyone complain :) xx

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    my wife loves dirty talk in the heat of passion id drives her over the edge

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    Im the same .. my husband tries his best to talk dirty and sometimes it works. He needs to be a bit filthier and call me really bad names .. as he has admitted to finding it difficult calling me a slut, bitch or whore as he loves me!

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    yes it is hard to say it like that, but when the heat is really on you got to just say what you think and then it comes out reall dirty and loud but not hurtfull just cheeky and outrageous a little slap helps the mood change too mmmm

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    I like a bit, not too much either talking dirty of being talked dirty to. If there's a excess it seems contrived and, for me, spoils the mood. A little goes a long way.

    Don;t really like being called names... my hubby decided to try calling me a 'cock whore' the other day, we just looked at one another a little shocked and then cracked up laughing! It just seemed wrong.

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    Sharry i am LMAO - so funny - well making love /having sex can be hilarious at times and its those moments that bring a couple closer together as well.

    I think i just love the feeling of being dirty and that turns me on, but if those names or words are said over and over it can sound contrived so I totally agree with you on that one!!

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    I like talking dirty to my bf and I tend to be the one who talks dirty the most. I can't help myself and luckily my bf likes it too. His talking dirty tends to be responses from my chit chat and obviously the enjoyment of the moment lol.

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    I'm not really one for talking during sex, unless it's during roleplay.

    I saw a video on 'efukt' of a man with a very, very strong Glasgow accent attempting to talk dirty - it put me off for life!

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    LOL at LS, I'm the opposite, my bloke is Scottish & when he talks dirty to me, it sounds perfect & makes me melt... The way he says the word filthy especially....

    I love all that talk during sex, proper gets me going but as has been said, only if it sounds 'natural' & not forced...

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