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    Alicia D'amore [sign in to see picture]
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    I was once babysitting some kids and one of them got in a strop with me for insisting she finish her dinner before moving on to pudding.....she went up to her mum's room (the one place I was told they weren't allowed to go) and I found her lying by the side of the bed, sulking......playing with her mum's silver dildo!! Talk about shocked! Kid was too young to understand what it was so I told her to go wash her hands and she could have her pudding as long as she promised not to go in her mum's room again!

    Ax

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    hornyteen [sign in to see picture]
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    We would be here for days with the discoveries of my mums sex life.

    Vibrators, porn etc She has went to Amsterdamn a couple of times and each time came back laden with stuff.

    I remember since I was about 12 finding, cleaning and playing with them which started my addiction. My mum later told me that she has stopped using them as I always used to steal them on her. How embrassing!!! Very well cleaned mind and for some reason I never thought it was wrong, just that it felt so good.

    Could be an issue though as I now find it neigh impossible to masturbate without porn and I cannot come without a vibrator or didlo, as I started with these.

    I wont even meantion the times I have walked in on her and my stepdad having sex lol

    Plus just last week she was sayin to my stepdad that it was her time of the month. Then called to me saying 'Your the same arent you. Your on your period?' When I responded that I finished the previous day, they started ribbing me with my stepdad saying 'look shes having sex why cant i?' and him and my mum telling me about the fact that he was gagging for it lol. Thank gooddness they are still young my mum being 41 and stepdad 37, so its not too bad hearing it lol.

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    Ecksvie [sign in to see picture]
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    diamonds wrote:

    if it was adressed to your mum, why did you open it anyway?

    :-S

    id fine it very rude if someone opend my post without my permission.

    Dxx

    It was already opened and sitting on the sofa, I just peeked inside and saw it was a catalogue so took it out. I had no idea it would be that kind of catalogue! Whenever I have something like that through the post, I put it under lock and key, not leave it lying around!

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    MrsKitty [sign in to see picture]
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    i have never been shocked with anything my mum and dad did they split when i was only 6 months mum got married again and so did dad my mum never had to worry just turned the tv up my dad had a very very different life i have always talked to my dad about sex as i have my open mind from him he used to be stripper ect so its never bothered me he had his mags in the front room i would read them when my dad and stepmum went to the pub and i didnt want to go i know everything he has done nearly got in trouble for as well i have never had a problem with the idea of the parents having sex and i find it very change when my friends hate the idea that there's do

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    I was maybe around 10...When i lived in a flat, the bathroom and loo were seperate however neither had locks on, nor had we been bothered to put any one... One evening i walked in on my stepdad in the bath, fully erect and it was out of the water.... Not something a 10year old wants to see haha I hurried and said sorry and shut the door then ran to my room xD

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    Sir.Thrustalot wrote:

    I was maybe around 10...When i lived in a flat, the bathroom and loo were seperate however neither had locks on, nor had we been bothered to put any one... One evening i walked in on my stepdad in the bath, fully erect and it was out of the water.... Not something a 10year old wants to see haha I hurried and said sorry and shut the door then ran to my room xD

    Also once (i didn't know at the time they were doing that) my mum and my stepdad were having sex, but i thought he was hitting her, as obviously she was moaning etc etc. So i actually walked into their room and asked if she was alright... I remember their faces when i walked in haha! They tried to make an excuse that my mum had something on her leg so my stepdad was taking a look! haha!

    xD

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    Heart2Heart [sign in to see picture]
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    Sir.Thrustalot wrote:

    Sir.Thrustalot wrote:

    I was maybe around 10...When i lived in a flat, the bathroom and loo were seperate however neither had locks on, nor had we been bothered to put any one... One evening i walked in on my stepdad in the bath, fully erect and it was out of the water.... Not something a 10year old wants to see haha I hurried and said sorry and shut the door then ran to my room xD

    Also once (i didn't know at the time they were doing that) my mum and my stepdad were having sex, but i thought he was hitting her, as obviously she was moaning etc etc. So i actually walked into their room and asked if she was alright... I remember their faces when i walked in haha! They tried to make an excuse that my mum had something on her leg so my stepdad was taking a look! haha!

    xD

    Both happend when i was the age of ten :(

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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    Oooh! Not seen this thread in a while..

    WOW! That is so cool kittyb4u! I can't think of anyone female I know who is happy enough to talk about sex with their dad!

    seconds this.

    I'm reasonably happy chatting with mum but much less comfortable discussing that sort of thing with dad.

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    Sir.Thrustalot wrote:

    I was maybe around 10...When i lived in a flat, the bathroom and loo were seperate however neither had locks on, nor had we been bothered to put any one... One evening i walked in on my stepdad in the bath, fully erect and it was out of the water.... Not something a 10year old wants to see haha I hurried and said sorry and shut the door then ran to my room xD

    Haha!

    It was peeking out and smiling at you like some water borne sex mole!

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    I'm from a prudish upbringing don't you know. The strangest things I could put a finger on is actually quite recent. Since me and all my younger siblings have left home etc for some time now the 'rents are 'home alone' and the last time they came doen to visit me my father had his hand all on my mother's leg - not a common sight for the past - ooh - 2 decades? Hair stood up a bit but I just had to think, well, they are just people too!

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    Oh the introduction of sex. Thats how I learned about it never learnt the bees and whatever it is. Found a dirty magazine once, I think Playboy or something just remember being engrossed over the stories, very nice childhood. Till dad walked in and freaked out. Then my first porno on VHS, bless good times. now I think of it was quite tame, 'The Bride' I think it was called but for a pubescent teen it was like WOW! Ah the innocence of youth.

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    Sir.Thrustalot wrote:

    Sir.Thrustalot wrote:

    Sir.Thrustalot wrote:

    I was maybe around 10...When i lived in a flat, the bathroom and loo were seperate however neither had locks on, nor had we been bothered to put any one... One evening i walked in on my stepdad in the bath, fully erect and it was out of the water.... Not something a 10year old wants to see haha I hurried and said sorry and shut the door then ran to my room xD

    Also once (i didn't know at the time they were doing that) my mum and my stepdad were having sex, but i thought he was hitting her, as obviously she was moaning etc etc. So i actually walked into their room and asked if she was alright... I remember their faces when i walked in haha! They tried to make an excuse that my mum had something on her leg so my stepdad was taking a look! haha!

    xD

    Both happend when i was the age of ten :(

    Oh wow. What an experience. Bringing back old memories.

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    Rugbyman [sign in to see picture]
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    I found mum and Dads guide to sex and some very soft porn photos of mum taken by dad. very disturbing at the time i think i was about 11.

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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    WOW! That is so cool kittyb4u! I can't think of anyone female I know who is happy enough to talk about sex with their dad!

    I am... in fact i think im more conf talking about that kinda stuff with my dad than my mum. dad was always more accepting growing up.

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    sweetlove666 wrote:

    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    WOW! That is so cool kittyb4u! I can't think of anyone female I know who is happy enough to talk about sex with their dad!

    I am... in fact i think im more conf talking about that kinda stuff with my dad than my mum. dad was always more accepting growing up.

    wow your both really lucky...........both of my parents never spoke about anything sex related at all......had to find it out all for myself..............just wasnt discussed.......

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    chipNroll [sign in to see picture]
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    I found a highly illustrated kama sutra type book in my parents wardrobe once. Just the sort you might buy your partner as a cheeky birthday gift, but at the time I was horrified. I also found my brother's magazine and vhs, which I found intriguing in my post-internet innocence.

    Oh and I wished I hadn't had a flick through some of my mum's 'romance novels' once and realised that they weren't merely soppy love stories. And there was me thinking she was just a keen reader...

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    chipNroll wrote:

    I found a highly illustrated kama sutra type book in my parents wardrobe once. Just the sort you might buy your partner as a cheeky birthday gift, but at the time I was horrified. I also found my brother's magazine and vhs, which I found intriguing in my post-internet innocence.

    Oh and I wished I hadn't had a flick through some of my mum's 'romance novels' once and realised that they weren't merely soppy love stories. And there was me thinking she was just a keen reader...

    Oh erotic novels, gets me everytime

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