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    Kittycat102 [sign in to see picture]
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    I was having a bit of 'me time' earlier and I didn't realise until a while later that I'd made a stain on my bed sheet and it was dry and had turned white and my gran saw it and she started questioning me. I think my face was melting from embarrassment lol

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    NEvans [sign in to see picture]
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    I had a similar experience when my freind came round, and wanted to help me pick out a dress. My excuse was its baby sick haha x

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    NEvans wrote:

    I had a similar experience when my freind came round, and wanted to help me pick out a dress. My excuse was its baby sick haha x

    Oh my god I'm dying!
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    Lol, once at the inlaws having some me time when it shot out like a rocket everywhere. I'm sure the mother in law knew exactly what it was.

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    That happened to me a few months ago, my mum took my washing without telling me (the joys of student life), when I realised she'd taken my bedding I phoned explaining she will come across stains & outright told her it was jizz.......she didn't appreciate my honesty & no longer washes my bedding.

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    MissNoir wrote:

    That happened to me a few months ago, my mum took my washing without telling me (the joys of student life), when I realised she'd taken my bedding I phoned explaining she will come across stains & outright told her it was jizz.......she didn't appreciate my honesty & no longer washes my bedding.

    Lol wow, I don't think I could do that lol
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    Lol that's a hard phone call to make

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    jambo [sign in to see picture]
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    Hehe

    Better being honest tho

    Lol

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    Kittycat102 wrote:

    I was having a bit of 'me time' earlier and I didn't realise until a while later that I'd made a stain on my bed sheet and it was dry and had turned white and my gran saw it and she started questioning me. I think my face was melting from embarrassment lol

    What did you tell her it was?

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    Purring-Pussy wrote:

    Kittycat102 wrote:

    I was having a bit of 'me time' earlier and I didn't realise until a while later that I'd made a stain on my bed sheet and it was dry and had turned white and my gran saw it and she started questioning me. I think my face was melting from embarrassment lol

    What did you tell her it was?

    I said I must of spilt some milk lol

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    Kittycat102 wrote:

    I said I must of spilt some milk lol

    Hahahaha!!

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    Almost as bad as sneaking down to my boyfriends mums kitchen for some (seriously, he shares a room with his brother.. What was I supposed to do!), thinking you cleaned up and getting a "what the heck is that on the floor?" Uh, I missed a bit!

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    haha I'm very open about sex with my mum, even if she wants to hear or not

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    Lol, how funny Kittycat102

    I'm so glad we have our own house lol.

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    MissNoir wrote:

    haha I'm very open about sex with my mum, even if she wants to hear or not

    Me too. :)). The other day, she rang my husband ,we were in bed at time,chilled out both after cumming, she said to him ,you sound awful tired ,he sd he was and I replied I made him that way 😂😂
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    LittleSwitchBitch wrote:

    MissNoir wrote:

    haha I'm very open about sex with my mum, even if she wants to hear or not

    Me too. :)). The other day, she rang my husband ,we were in bed at time,chilled out both after cumming, she said to him ,you sound awful tired ,he sd he was and I replied I made him that way 😂😂

    XD I love it!

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