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  1. Sex Injuries!

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    They're all against you SUN, sure it's nothing more serious?

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    Bear1 [sign in to see picture]
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    The joys of being longwinded, I sometime throw out my lower back. Then have to cover the true injury with a story. My Lover, she thinks it's funny, though sympathetic, she's also walking funny too......

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    GHxx [sign in to see picture]
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    Seduced wrote:

    Only a few come to mind...

    J knee'd me in the balls when she was asleep, I fell out of the bed in agony and couldn't walk right for a few days lol.

    A rectangular scar/bruise whe J hit me too hard with my belt, I dropped to the floor in a split second. You woulda had to have been there to find it funny tho :)

    Oh and the funniest/most embarresing...

    About a year or so into our relationship we were having some 'fun' in the bath at her parents house...

    She's on her back, Whilst I'm on top in missionary, Anyways, We want to switch so I pull back away from her to give her some space to move...

    All she remembers is the expression on my face, All I remember was how that bloody tap felt up my arse!!!

    Yes it is true, And yes it bloody hurt lmao!

    We still laugh and joke about it now!

    worth the search!!

    Ouch indeed!

    xGHx

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    Seduced [sign in to see picture]
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    Thought it would be...

    The look on J's face was epic!

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    jay2010 [sign in to see picture]
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    does cramp count?

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    I bSeduced wrote:

    Thought it would be...

    The look on J's face was epic!

    I bet J was thinking the same thing...

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    Seduced [sign in to see picture]
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    Probably was lmao!!!

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    pyjamaparty [sign in to see picture]
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    Ah so that's the story of the tap up the arse that you told me when i was talking about toes!!!

    MMm injuries

    bruises mainly, near concussion from wacking head against wall the usual!

    although i did get a rather large dollop of spunk in my eye the other day which luckily i washed out before it caused any dammage - bloody stung though!

    x

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    Erm... i think my boyfriend cut me with a hangnail the other day...

    does anyone know what to do about it?

    VW x

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    paperlillies [sign in to see picture]
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    No injurys as of yet... fingers crossed. However nearly had a nasty accident on Saturday night when i bed broke mid rampage! When i say broke i mean the whole thing collapsed. That was quite scary and i thought we were going to have to take a trip down to A and E. Luckly we're both fine phew lol

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    Wicked Willy [sign in to see picture]
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    paperlillies wrote:

    No injurys as of yet... fingers crossed. However nearly had a nasty accident on Saturday night when i bed broke mid rampage! When i say broke i mean the whole thing collapsed. That was quite scary and i thought we were going to have to take a trip down to A and E. Luckly we're both fine phew lol

    I shouldn`t say "did the earth move for you" but I will...

    Other than occasional bruising to my member nothing to report.

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    Mr Monster [sign in to see picture]
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    Hmmm, I feel a little embarrassed to join in, but I suppose solo sex still counts?

    Torn frenulum.

    'nuff said.

    (but it was very tight anyway, and it's much better now.)

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Oof!

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    Peachy keen [sign in to see picture]
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    Mr Monster wrote:

    Torn frenulum.

    'nuff said.

    Ouch... I don't think that's the best way to slacken it off though!

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    Mr Monster [sign in to see picture]
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    But now it's permanently part-torn, the pressure's off, and it's fine.

    Oh, and I also once had some bruising from inserting it into something that really wasn't big enough. Then couldn't pull out. That was a worrying half-hour.

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Come on Mr Monster what was it then? I did put my cock into a cylinder vacuum once for the sucking effect! Was about 13. Wasn't too bad either! Damn you Dyson!

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    Mr Monster [sign in to see picture]
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    Um, can I plead the Fifth Amendment on this one? It was really very stupid and dangerous, and I'd not want to encourage anyone else to try.

    Also, don't want to look that stupid. I have a reputation to keep up. Well, the tattered remains of a reputation, annyway!

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Fifth amendment granted sir! I've heard of blokes getting stuck in cola bottles! Man over the last several hundred years must have stuck his cock in everything I would Imagine! I'm sure there's a thread on it on here!

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    Mr Monster [sign in to see picture]
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    Not cola. I mean, how would it even . . . you coudn't . . . not even totally flaccid . . . *holds up cola bottle in puzzlement*

    Although I do remember a story about a man sunbathing naked on one of those slatted sunbeds. Came out of a cold pool, lay down face down in the warm sun, and when things warmed up he found he couldn't extract himself.

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Not cola is right! That's what I thought. Lovehoney sent me a product to test some time ago called the Nooner. A fleshlight in a drinks flask! It was tighter than a camels arsehole in a sandstorm! Couldn't get near it! It's on my reviews. Fail.

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