• Sex Injuries!

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    Columbus [sign in to see picture]
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    Aww - I'll have to come here more often ;-) No, sadly definitely born March 1978! It freaks me out when I meet people that were born in 1990 or whatever, that feels like yesterday to me!

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    Alicia D'amore [sign in to see picture]
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    Columbus wrote:

    Aww - I'll have to come here more often ;-) No, sadly definitely born March 1978! It freaks me out when I meet people that were born in 1990 or whatever, that feels like yesterday to me!

    Ooh me me me :) I was born in 1990 :P

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    Columbus [sign in to see picture]
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    *freaks out*

    Lovely pic btw!

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    Rowan [sign in to see picture]
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    So was my brother. However by the time I'm 23 I shall have lived in 4 decades, 2 centuries, 2 milleniums (a freind on facebook kindly pointed this out) I'm '88 but not concede that it is officially a 'new' decade until 2011, unless it is universally accepted that otherwise one could arguably assert that it was a new decade every year taken from 10 years prior to that point. *sulks*

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    Rowan [sign in to see picture]
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    no emoticons still? Ah well, the sulking is meant in an amused vein rather than serious displeasure

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    You're all young pups! I'm 40 bloody 1 on 1st feb! I remember everything as just yesterday! Lol

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    Rowan [sign in to see picture]
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    An experienced man then *bats eyelids innocently*

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    Rowan [sign in to see picture]
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    *or lashes even lol

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    Rowan wrote:

    An experienced man then *bats eyelids innocently*

    I've been around the block as they say Rowan, yes indeed.

    Lashes would be my choice of words, you know me so well! Lol

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    Rowan [sign in to see picture]
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    Just as well really, mine are rather long and it would defy logic to remove them since I am a pedestrian or use public transport, need the protection!

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    I noticed ;-)

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    Rowan [sign in to see picture]
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    Haha. Would I ever lie to you sir?

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    You certainly wouldn't Rowan. You are a honest, decent person which comes across in your posts. :-)

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    Found a thread with injuries for the new person who started a thread earlier.

    I'm not sure if this counts as an injury - it was sore and did put me off tongue rings for life.

    Bloke I was newly seeing had himself a tongue ring - it was part of the attraction.

    Clearly he didn't know how to use it, he goes down, it's nice, it's very nice, it's flipping sore! He went and got it stuck in my 'best' area. Poor man had an injury of his own when I was finished killing him after screaming the house down. And he got dumped soon over.

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    Jonno [sign in to see picture]
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    apart from the usual (love bites, scratch marks) I have torn my frenulum twice (snapped my banjo string) the first time was also when I lost my virginity! not good! lots and lots of blood as well... definately not good!

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    Alicia D'amore [sign in to see picture]
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    Jonno wrote:

    apart from the usual (love bites, scratch marks) I have torn my frenulum twice (snapped my banjo string) the first time was also when I lost my virginity! not good! lots and lots of blood as well... definately not good!

    Eeek - bad enough to get an injury like that but your first time! Wow, not fun!

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    Jonno [sign in to see picture]
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    I was a fair bit drunk, lights were off and she was on top... I didn't even notice, she asked if I'd cum and I said no why? "I felt a gushing" turned the light on to something that looked like a horror movie scene!

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    Ecksvie [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh no! What a terrible first time!

    I've not really suffered too much from sex. Popped a few blood vessels in my neck from my OH sucking too hard (half way to a love bite), and had plenty of sore nipples days after the fun, but it was all worth it.

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    Rowan [sign in to see picture]
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    Okay;

    • Sore eyes- try passing that off to your future mother in law at breakfast!
      ~Dislocated toes, locked ankles, hips, wrists, knuckles, jaw.
    • Swollen knees and knuckles/ toe knuckles, Painful joints in general
      ~That ache in your lower abdomen when it's been just a bit too deep/ hard
    • Scratches, bruises most places
      Bite marks
      Swollen/ split/ bleeding lips
      ~Clunked head
      cramp
      Groinal Friction burn
      Carpet burns on knees, elbows, Hands
      ~Wrist ache
      Bruised foot (kicked something)

    Backache
    Accidentally been punched/ knocked a couple of times due to my terrible co-ordination
    ~Skelfs

    Nothing else springs to mind lol. No really scary stories.

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    Frase [sign in to see picture]
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    yeah it sucked no question lol

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