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  1. Best and Worse Chat Up Lines

    True-Gent [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Officer Cadet
    • Posts: 4
    • Joined: 27 Jan 2011

    My best line ever was to stick my tongue out and pull a funny face. Apparently she liked guys with a sense of humour :-)

    the love guru [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Lieutenant
    • Posts: 2
    • Joined: 23 Sep 2010

    Worst one If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

    Sort of good If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

    LuciousLips [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Major General
    • Posts: 50
    • Joined: 20 Jan 2011

    I asked my boss if he fancied some adult games,must have been a good line,we have been married 10 years now!!!

    bunny o.a.s.d [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Captain
    • Posts: 8
    • Joined: 16 Feb 2011

    Never used a chat up line really just offer them a drink then they start chattin, but the worst 2 I heard so far "is that a ladder in your tights or that a stairway to heaven".and did you girls come together coz I like to see that again". And the shocking 1 I heard and worked is "I'm pitching a tent come sit on my lap" but after mates make prats of themselves I'd either drag them away from the lady then offer to buy her a drink to say sorry and always end up with a number for myself lol

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