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  1. Best and Worse Chat Up Lines

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    The_Thing wrote:

    Here's some cheesy geek ones I've just made up now, most of these would probably get a well-earned slap in the face as a reply, so it's probably best not to use them for real, there just here for a laugh.

    "Hi there, would you like to load your software onto my hardware?"

    "Do you wish to install my driver?"

    "Please wait... transferring files from floppy disk to hard disk"

    "Do you want to feel the wrath of Khan?"

    "Do you Han Solo?"

    "I'm a Jedi in training, could you help me practice my light-sabre skills?"

    "I wanna Klingon to you."

    "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction... wanna try it out?"

    "Witty chat-up line number 168 not found"

    "Mind if I orbit Uranus"

    "I am an android, the first of my kind... what is love?"

    "Wanna see my Donkey Kong?"

    "Do I have a Mass Effect on you?"

    "According to the theory of general relativity, bodies uneffected by other forces will naturally gravitate towards one another... as you can see here."

    ...

    It reads like an internet list but if you didn't blatantly steal it them well done you!

    Big thanks from all us geeks!

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    Wilkibo [sign in to see picture]
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    Mr Monster wrote:

    I have been chatted up once only. The gentleman in question threw his arm around my shoulder and slurred "So, are you gay, or what?" (Answer - "Um, not today, thank you!")

    This closely followed the worst (and only) straight turn-down I've ever got (and pretty much the first and last time I ever tried to "pull") when asked if she'd like to go for a drink sometime, she looked me up and down and said - "Realistically, no."

    Ouch!

    I think you should have responded "O, doesn't matter. I retract that offer you blind cunt."

    Wouldn't that be lowering yourself to her level?

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    "Grab your coat, you've pulled!" Always seems to get a laugh, so you could consider it the best. The least cheesiest of them anyway.

    "Ever had your ass liked by a skinny white guy?" Worst, I do not recomend ever saying this to a stranger! :L

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    niftyb [sign in to see picture]
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    i've only been chatted up properly once... and it was REALLY sweet...!! i went to get my first ever mobile phone contract while i was on my break from the coffee shop i worked at (complete with flight attendant-esque uniforms..!!) The phone guy was really nice, we chatted throughout the sale we started talking about the coffee shop i worked at ~ his favourite drink from there was the hot chocolate (we made it properly!) but that i should try adding some strawberry syrup to it (O__o!), and after he'd sold me my contract he really shyly wrote down my number for me, then HIS number under that "just incase you..uhh..need any help with your tariff..."

    my first test text for my first ever phone contract was to my (at the time) good friend jamba. it simply read: " :) "

    i did text phone guy later to say thank you for all his help, we ended up going on a dinner date and not really hitting it off (plus he was about to start a round-the-world trip, before moving to university somewhere!!).... but it was all amicable - i left him a strawberry hot chocolate at the phone shop by way of a farewell, and switched service providers when my contract ended

    jamba later told me that my " :) " text was when he knew he'd like me - what kind of person would send only a smiley face? the kind he would like! i suppose technically, jamba's chat up line was "do you wanna take this into the spare room..? the bed's bigger." but that's another story

    ...poor phone guy!

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    The_Thing [sign in to see picture]
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    I should hope they're not on an internet list, it took me ages to think of all those... I've got way too much time on my hands. Anyway, two more geek lines I just thought of:

    "Are you an astronaut?... Because I've got space for you in my life."

    "Work with spreadsheets? Because you Excel at turning me on..."

    I can't think of any more right now but I'm sure there's something else to say about spreadsheets... can't work out how lead-up would go...

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    If we gonna make lines up, what about:-

    "Heaven must be missing an angel!"

    "It's your lucky night!"

    "Boy! would I like to get in your knickers!"

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    Muz333 wrote:

    "Grab your coat, you've pulled!" Always seems to get a laugh, so you could consider it the best. The least cheesiest of them anyway.

    "Ever had your ass liked by a skinny white guy?" Worst, I do not recomend ever saying this to a stranger! :L

    What about:

    "Want my coat, you've pulled. No, Seriously, I can see a bit of loose thread on your jacket."

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    worst "how do you like your eggs in the morning"

    answer unfirtilized.

    The_Thing wrote:

    "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction... wanna try it out?"

    to that one i would answer "certainly, let me just punch you in the face"

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    sweetlove666 wrote:

    The_Thing wrote:

    "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction... wanna try it out?"

    to that one i would answer "certainly, let me just punch you in the face"

    best. right there - that's the best.

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    The_Thing [sign in to see picture]
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    Anyone who can use any of the lines I put up here, and not incur some form of physical injury as a result, would probably need to be very charming... or have the need for specially modified three-legged trousers.

    How about a few more geek lines:

    "Wanna make first contact?... How about close encounters of the fourth kind?"

    "Take me to your leader... failing that, your bedroom."

    "Call Al Gore, I've found the cause of global warming... you."

    "Are you Buzz, 'cause I'm woody..."

    ...And two general cheesy lines:

    "Do you come here often?... You will soon..."

    "How are you shrinking my trousers?... Oh wait..."

    "I need specially modified three-legged trousers."

    I don't use chat-up lines so I don't know what works, but even I know these won't.

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    The_Thing wrote:

    Anyone who can use any of the lines I put up here, and not incur some form of physical injury as a result, would probably need to be very charming... or have the need for specially modified three-legged trousers.

    How about a few more geek lines:

    "Wanna make first contact?... How about close encounters of the fourth kind?"

    "Take me to your leader... failing that, your bedroom."

    "Call Al Gore, I've found the cause of global warming... you."

    "Are you Buzz, 'cause I'm woody..."

    ...And two general cheesy lines:

    "Do you come here often?... You will soon..."

    "How are you shrinking my trousers?... Oh wait..."

    "I need specially modified three-legged trousers."

    I don't use chat-up lines so I don't know what works, but even I know these won't.

    They're working on me baby!

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    The_Thing [sign in to see picture]
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    Some more geek ones (there can't be many more of these left):

    "Wanna carry out not-so-routine diagnostics on my warp drive?"

    "...How about my anti-matter injector?"

    "I... am... Darth Vader, wanna see my helmet?"

    "01000111-01100101-01110100-00100000-01111001-01101111-01110101-01110010-00100000-01100011-01101111-01100001-01110100" (That means "get your coat" in binary... it really does.)

    ...How about this as the worst chat-up line:

    "Hi, I can be bothered to translate a cheesy chat-up line into binary and post it on an internet forum..."

    ...Anyway, everybody's probably gonna get sick of these geek lines round-about now, so I'll hold off until I have a real hum-dinger...

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    please tell me you found that on the internet and didn't work it out

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    The_Thing wrote:

    Some more geek ones (there can't be many more of these left):

    "Wanna carry out not-so-routine diagnostics on my warp drive?"

    "...How about my anti-matter injector?"

    "I... am... Darth Vader, wanna see my helmet?"

    "01000111-01100101-01110100-00100000-01111001-01101111-01110101-01110010-00100000-01100011-01101111-01100001-01110100" (That means "get your coat" in binary... it really does.)

    ...How about this as the worst chat-up line:

    "Hi, I can be bothered to translate a cheesy chat-up line into binary and post it on an internet forum..."

    ...Anyway, everybody's probably gonna get sick of these geek lines round-about now, so I'll hold off until I have a real hum-dinger...

    I feel sorry for the person who put themselves through working this out.....That mustve been a bit of a headache

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    Inara14 wrote:

    The_Thing wrote:

    Some more geek ones (there can't be many more of these left):

    "Wanna carry out not-so-routine diagnostics on my warp drive?"

    "...How about my anti-matter injector?"

    "I... am... Darth Vader, wanna see my helmet?"

    "01000111-01100101-01110100-00100000-01111001-01101111-01110101-01110010-00100000-01100011-01101111-01100001-01110100" (That means "get your coat" in binary... it really does.)

    ...How about this as the worst chat-up line:

    "Hi, I can be bothered to translate a cheesy chat-up line into binary and post it on an internet forum..."

    ...Anyway, everybody's probably gonna get sick of these geek lines round-about now, so I'll hold off until I have a real hum-dinger...

    I feel sorry for the person who put themselves through working this out.....That mustve been a bit of a headache

    Binary isn't that difficult to figure out once you know how to do it. :P

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    The_Thing [sign in to see picture]
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    I put that one through a binary translater, just googled for one, it'll convert anything into binary.

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    If someone actually translated something into binary for me, I think I'd be quite wooed. (Who says nerds can't be sexy?!)

    It's certainly more interesting than "I lost my number, can I have yours?"

    Haha <3

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    What about

    "... I would definitely attack a man in glasses. -drool-"

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    Wilkibo wrote:

    What about

    "... I would definitely attack a man in glasses. -drool-"

    Wilkibo

    OH I SEE HOW IT IS!

    That's how I get all my men.

    This line, then I conveniently drop a pair of empty frames onto the nearest surface and hope for the best...

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    BlankExpression [sign in to see picture]
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    I have never used a chatup line, all my dates were either met online or blind-dates

    I have not really lived if i never got a slap for a bad chatup line have i

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