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  1. Ever wondered how the other half experience it??

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    R.G.Tung [sign in to see picture]
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    And when that orgasmic emergency is attended too, the most helpful advise from the hitchhikers guide is to 'really know where your towel is'

    rg

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    R.G.Tung wrote:

    And when that orgasmic emergency is attended too, the most helpful advise from the hitchhikers guide is to 'really know where your towel is'

    rg

    Hah!

    I now have an image of an 'orgasmic emergency', think red alert from Star Trek!

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    WandA wrote:

    R.G.Tung wrote:

    And when that orgasmic emergency is attended too, the most helpful advise from the hitchhikers guide is to 'really know where your towel is'

    rg

    Hah!

    I now have an image of an 'orgasmic emergency', think red alert from Star Trek!

    You just have the hots for Majel Barrett's sexy voice: "Orgasmic Alert. Orgasmic Alert. All female crew members to the holodeck. Bring lube."

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    Mr Monster wrote:

    You just have the hots for Majel Barrett's sexy voice: "Orgasmic Alert. Orgasmic Alert. All female crew members to the holodeck. Bring lube."

    Make it Stewart's and I'll do it without lube.

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    MasqueradeMinx wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    MasqueradeMinx wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    MasqueradeMinx wrote:

    For me, it would a 30inch thick booklet and then right at the end it would say 'Ha good luck mate, almost impossible'

    Have you tried switching it off and on again...

    Huh?

    A joke, first answer you get from any techhie or manual.

    Oh sorry.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt9j80Jkc_A

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    R.G.Tung [sign in to see picture]
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    WandA wrote:

    R.G.Tung wrote:

    And when that orgasmic emergency is attended too, the most helpful advise from the hitchhikers guide is to 'really know where your towel is'

    rg

    Hah!

    I now have an image of an 'orgasmic emergency', think red alert from Star Trek!

    Thanks WandA - I'm now going to spend the rest of the day thinking of 7 of 9 (Star Trek Voyager) having an Orgasmic Emergency and calling for male members to report to cargo bay 1 (and 2). D'ooh

    rg

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