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    Lunar Lunacy [sign in to see picture]
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    Cats get periods! But they don't bleed. When my mum first told me this, I thought she was lying.

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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    Sesame Street is 40 today!

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    thats one big old bird.

    did you know, dr evil and austin powers are realy brothers.

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    Lunar Lunacy [sign in to see picture]
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    Owls eat their prey whole, and the skeletal remains can be found in the owl's 'pellets' later! You could reconstruct whatever animal the owl ate with one of those.

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    SmoothOne [sign in to see picture]
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    That Hannibal Smith was in Breakfast At Tiffanys. That's cool right there!

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    That redbull does not infact give you wings...it gives you the caffeine shakes!!!!

    xxKPxx

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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    Having sex at least once per week can lower a man’s risk of heart disease by 30%, stroke by 50%, and diabetes by 40%. It has also been shown that men with an active sex life are more likely to live past 80 years.

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    The anagram of feeling romantic is............ flaming erection!!

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    Ecksvie [sign in to see picture]
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    red30 wrote:

    The anagram of feeling romantic is............ flaming erection!!

    If this was Facebook, I'd click Like :P

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    red30 [sign in to see picture]
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    well thankyou kindly makes me laugh everytime i think of it!! x

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Don't bring your internet enabled phone into work with you or you'll get sod all done! SG69 x

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    Sexting is texting something sexually explicit.

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    You could eat a sausage every day for ten years before you'd tasted every single variety that's available! Nom nom nom SG69 x

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    SmoothOne [sign in to see picture]
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    That Taylor Swift is going out with Jacob of Twilight fame.

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    The 1989 UN convention for children's rights is the single most widely ratified treaty, with 193 countries as signatories; probably the most notable excepton being the USA. Yay human rights!

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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    Apparently spunk is good for your hair!

    This is true, it conditions and adds shine!

    xxx

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    SmoothOne [sign in to see picture]
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    That so many people are so worried about doing something silly that they don't fully appreciate the smiles that it brings to so many people.

    I saw two people riding a Harley dressed as Santa, and every single person in view smiled. Yet I know some people who would be scared stiff of doing something so silly.

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    olive branches dont always lead to peace!

    Dxx

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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    Nexas wrote:

    masterandslave wrote:

    Sexting is texting something sexually explicit.

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    Someone reads the Metro? LOL

    Nope was on the radio!

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    JayGee [sign in to see picture]
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    According to Russell Howard's show, male ejaculate has teeth whitening properties. If that's the case, I'm off to join the Osmonds...
    *looks for well hung lover from Liverpool*

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