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    Ecksvie [sign in to see picture]
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    Every time a man ejaculates, enough sperm is released to fertilise every woman in Europe.

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    JayGee [sign in to see picture]
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    Ecksvie wrote:

    Every time a man ejaculates, enough sperm is released to fertilise every woman in Europe.

    And that man is Chuck Norris

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    Ecksvie [sign in to see picture]
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    JayGee wrote:

    Ecksvie wrote:

    Every time a man ejaculates, enough sperm is released to fertilise every woman in Europe.

    And that man is Chuck Norris

    lol, it could be any man, but I bet Chuck Norris releases enough sperm to release every woman IN THE WORLD!

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    Ecksvie [sign in to see picture]
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    That was meant to say fertilise lol.

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    JayGee [sign in to see picture]
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    *ponders Chuck Norris releasing every woman in the world*

    Now if it was Johnny Depp or Hugh Jackman, I'd be there...

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    red30 [sign in to see picture]
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    Nexas wrote:

    red30 wrote:

    In one town in America it is illegal for a man to swear during sex with his wife!!! ...... mmmm i wonder who would go to the police with that one??

    Oh let's not go into silly laws! We'll be here all day LOL

    come on it is called learn something new everyday!!

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    red30 [sign in to see picture]
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    yeah but you never know when you might need to know that one don't get married, go to that state in America and call out in the throes of passion" say my name b***h" you'll get arrested!!

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    Rowan [sign in to see picture]
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    Life expectancy in Azerbaijan is 62 for men and 66 for women.

    Vanuatu has a total population of 221,000

    Vietnaam was last year, the second largest producer of coffee in the world, mostly Robusta beans; they were beaten only by Brazil.

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    Rowan [sign in to see picture]
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    red30 wrote:

    yeah but you never know when you might need to know that one don't get married, go to that state in America and call out in the throes of passion" say my name b***h" you'll get arrested!!

    That would be an awkward arrest to make. Many red faces methinks. Although if there were already handcuffs...

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    red30 [sign in to see picture]
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    Rowan wrote:

    red30 wrote:

    yeah but you never know when you might need to know that one don't get married, go to that state in America and call out in the throes of passion" say my name b***h" you'll get arrested!!

    That would be an awkward arrest to make. Many red faces methinks. Although if there were already handcuffs...

    ca you just imagine having a criminal record for that!..

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    red30 [sign in to see picture]
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    ^^ that is so funny not gonna be able to pass a pregnant woman now without wondering ifshe's on the lookout for a policemans hat!!

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    Rowan wrote:

    Vietnaam was last year, the second largest producer of coffee in the world, mostly Robusta beans; they were beaten only by Brazil.

    Is that where Naam bread comes from too?

    Typewriter is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

    SG69 x

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    SEXYGET 69 wrote:

    Rowan wrote:

    Vietnaam was last year, the second largest producer of coffee in the world, mostly Robusta beans; they were beaten only by Brazil.

    Is that where Naam bread comes from too?

    Typewriter is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

    SG69 x

    Wow SG69 thats one for a pub quiz for sure!!

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    Postillionage: anal stimulation and penetration with fingers!

    xxKPxx

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    SmoothOne [sign in to see picture]
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    Ecksvie wrote:

    JayGee wrote:

    Ecksvie wrote:

    Every time a man ejaculates, enough sperm is released to fertilise every woman in Europe.

    And that man is Chuck Norris

    lol, it could be any man, but I bet Chuck Norris releases enough sperm to release every woman IN THE WORLD!

    and every sperm would hit its target. Cos that's how he rolls!

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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    ^^ Good god! Your right SG! Lol!

    Sgian Dubh is spelt like that you know? Not Skian Duu! Lol!

    I've got two but only allowed to wear one at a time. No fair!

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    syzygy is a really good word to use for Hangman.

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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    An anagram of Love Honey is Hole Envoy!

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    Lunar Lunacy [sign in to see picture]
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    If you wear red in a crowd, you will stand out more and be noticed quicker.

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    Lunar Lunacy [sign in to see picture]
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    Put (plain) yogurt on/in your hair and face, leave on for about an hour or so and wash off (shampoo hair also, if you want) to get gloriously soft hair and smooth skin.

    There's a reason Cleopatra used to bathe in goat's milk! The yogurt thing sounds crazy, but it honestly works. It is very messy though.

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