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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    In Hong Kong, adulterous husbands get more than a steep monthly alimony payment – a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her husband if he cheats on her – but she may only do so with her bare hands.

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    Columbus [sign in to see picture]
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    I think that'd be the prefered method anyway wouldnt it... lol

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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    Magic Hands wrote: a dentist invented the electric chair in the 1880's lol no wonder they are so mad these days lol

    Hehe! Reminds me of Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors!! Love him and his motorbike!!!

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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    It's well worth a watch!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM

    For some reason the brakes on that motorbike make me laugh endlessly!!

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    SmoothOne [sign in to see picture]
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    Today I've learnt that when it comes to being childish and playing tricks on people at work that I'm quite imaginative!

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    Noon [sign in to see picture]
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    Cat pee glows under a UV light!! (Quick someone get me UV light! Lol!)

    Most body fluids do glow under a UV light, there are specialist torches available that are a diffused beam UV laser.

    The wavelength of the glow are so distinct that even tiny droplets or dry fluids can be spotted in a darkened room.

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    JayGee [sign in to see picture]
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    I have just discovered, completely by accident, that if I lean over onto my wireless keyboard with my stupendous boobage, I can hit CTRL and ALT with my left and the down arrow key with my right one, and invert the screen, causing much hilarity and mayhem.

    And FYI, I am wearing a bra

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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    Wow!!! That skill is so amazing it should go on your cv!!!

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    JayGee [sign in to see picture]
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    I was chatting to another OA member and mentioned my cyber paramour, SG. My daughter was passing the computer and said "Oh I know who that is". I was a bit taken aback til she said "Yes, it's from the Georgia Nicolson books (Angus, Thongs etc) - that means Sexy God".

    See, I can make your head swell as well

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    FaerieDust [sign in to see picture]
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    Typewriter is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

    SG69 x

    And stewardess is the longest word that can be written by one hand on a qwerty keyboard if you are touch-typing. Unless anyone else knows better .......

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    JayGee [sign in to see picture]
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    FaerieDust wrote:


    Typewriter is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

    SG69 x

    And stewardess is the longest word that can be written by one hand on a qwerty keyboard if you are touch-typing. Unless anyone else knows better .......

    Hi FaerieDust - surely you can make it the plural stewardesses? Good one though

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    FaerieDust [sign in to see picture]
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    See - I said unless anyone knows better ...... and you do! I could say that was a deliberate mistake, but I'd be lying. You win the major prize for getting a longer word. By the way, I am in awe of your skill in hitting quite so many keys - if hitting the ctrl key with accuracy, I can just about get the alt, space and alt gr ones too. It's really not pretty nor easy to undo!

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    JayGee [sign in to see picture]
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    FaerieDust wrote:

    See - I said unless anyone knows better ...... and you do! I could say that was a deliberate mistake, but I'd be lying. You win the major prize for getting a longer word. By the way, I am in awe of your skill in hitting quite so many keys - if hitting the ctrl key with accuracy, I can just about get the alt, space and alt gr ones too. It's really not pretty nor easy to undo!

    Nah, I only added 2 letters hun - it's your glory. Still, it depends on the prize - what do I/ we win?

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    FaerieDust [sign in to see picture]
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    I get a night with George Clooney - not that he knows about it yet, but I know he'll be thrilled when he does find out. You get to choose whoever you want.....

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    JayGee [sign in to see picture]
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    LOL - will he have his Liberator cushion with him?

    Mmm, I'll have a night with David Duchovny - thanks hun for granting my fairy wish

    *waits patiently*

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    FaerieDust [sign in to see picture]
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    He's on his way from Californication as we speak ....... Have you put the ladder outside so that he can get in okay?

    Liberator cushion?? Missed out on that one. Liberation from what? Sounds like something from Tena - please, no. Hurrah - I'm going to learn something else today.

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    JayGee [sign in to see picture]
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    Haven't you seen Burn After Reading? George has one of these http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=8846 and a homemade version of this - http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=8658 And it's a very good film - A Coen Brothers one.

    I've left the front door open and a wee trail of Hob Nobs for Dave. C'mon over to the "Good Morning/ Afternoo/ Evening..." thread and join us (the OA girls I mean, not me and DD).

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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    Isn't he building a sex chair in that too?!!! Hehe! I'll never look at George the same way!!

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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    Ignore that just seen your second link!! Wonder if George is a secret member of the OA!

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    sexy little minx [sign in to see picture]
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    Phobophobia is a fear of fearing.

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