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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    *I'll be your dentist and your gynae not your april fool I'll even white-en your teeth in LA!* SG69 x

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    JayGee [sign in to see picture]
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    *But will you do anything I ask? I'll go down on you poppet and I'll kiss your tool, in some thigh boots and a leather mask.*

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    *well tha-at sounds fantastic but will you bend over too and let me service you from behiiiind and I'll be your bald haired liver from loverpool and you can be my Cyberminx from Glas-gowww* SG69 x

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    JayGee [sign in to see picture]
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    Thanks hun - you've fair cheered me up. Although I'll never be able to look at your Little Jimmy in the same way again...

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    Lubyanka [sign in to see picture]
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    I cannot believe any more of those stories about how good male ejaculate is, because out of all the men who want their women to swallow it, almost none of them will swallow it themselves.

    Plus it's mostly the men putting those stories about. Does nobody else notice a possible conflict of interest here? :p

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    JayGee [sign in to see picture]
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    Sorry Lubyanka - I mentioned it purely for the Osmond crack and the ensuing banter. Yes of course you are right - I was just trying to cheer myself up by being irreverent.

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    Lubyanka [sign in to see picture]
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    JayGee wrote:

    Sorry Lubyanka - I mentioned it purely for the Osmond crack and the ensuing banter. Yes of course you are right - I was just trying to cheer myself up by being irreverent.

    Well, if it's like that ...

    *sticks tongue out and blows raspberry*

    There, how's that? :p

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    Lubyanka [sign in to see picture]
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    Darnit, I got spit everywhere.

    *wipes screen, keyboard, and wall*

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    JayGee [sign in to see picture]
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    I feel honoured and also rather chuffed/ gratified to be bathed in your spittle Lubyanka :-)
    I'm sure it's working wonders on my complexion too.
    *gives a massive Bronx cheer back*

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    Lubyanka [sign in to see picture]
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    Heh, sorry, didn't mean to get you. :p

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    JayGee [sign in to see picture]
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    'Tis cool! Actually, may I trouble you to do it again? Thanks x
    *braces self*

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    My god I feel old after seeing this. . .Famous folks born on Christmas day,

    Humphrey Bogart - Actor (born 1899) . . . .1890 bloody 9! JG you getting this girl!

    Sissy Spacek - Actress (born 1949)

    Anwar Sadat - President of Egypt (born 1918)

    Annie Lennox-singer (born 1954)

    Sir Isaac Newton - Scientist (born 1642)

    SG69 x

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    JayGee [sign in to see picture]
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    SEXYGET 69 wrote:

    My god I feel old after seeing this. . .Famous folks born on Christmas day,

    Humphrey Bogart - Actor (born 1899) . . . .1890 bloody 9! JG you getting this girl!

    Sissy Spacek - Actress (born 1949)

    Anwar Sadat - President of Egypt (born 1918)

    Annie Lennox-singer (born 1954)

    Sir Isaac Newton - Scientist (born 1642)

    SG69 x

    Of all the sin joints in all the world, he had to walk into mine...

    You forgot Quentin Crisp, Kenny Everett, Shane McGowan (ah - Fairytale of New York - Gee's and my song, believe it or not) and Noelle Gordon (only me and SG will know who that is!).

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    JayGee wrote:

    SEXYGET 69 wrote:

    My god I feel old after seeing this. . .Famous folks born on Christmas day,

    Humphrey Bogart - Actor (born 1899) . . . .1890 bloody 9! JG you getting this girl!

    Sissy Spacek - Actress (born 1949)

    Anwar Sadat - President of Egypt (born 1918)

    Annie Lennox-singer (born 1954)

    Sir Isaac Newton - Scientist (born 1642)

    SG69 x

    Of all the sin joints in all the world, he had to walk into mine...

    You forgot Quentin Crisp, Kenny Everett, Shane McGowan (ah - Fairytale of New York - Gee's and my song, believe it or not) and Noelle Gordon (only me and SG will know who that is!).

    Jeez did I despise crossroads!

    You are my Miss Diane LOL

    Benny 69 x

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    JayGee [sign in to see picture]
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    While I was on Wikipedia (or "Wikipedo", as I typed into Google), I noticed that today is the 49th anniversary of Paul McCartney and Pete Best being arrested then deported from Hamburg for arson - bleedin' Scousers, never change do they? Messing about with hot stuff

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    JayGee wrote:

    While I was on Wikipedia (or "Wikipedo", as I typed into Google), I noticed that today is the 49th anniversary of Paul McCartney and Pete Best being arrested then deported from Hamburg for arson - bleedin' Scousers, never change do they? Messing about with hot stuff

    LOL! Yep, that's us baby!

    SG69 x

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    This may not be interesting to you all but last night I found out that a book my grandad's parents bought him when he was a young boy has different stories from different authors and one of them has the same name as me!!

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    that deciding to cook more things for scratch can be more expensive. Way more expensive if you buy the instruments to create your masterpiece as well!

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    masterandslave wrote:

    Having sex at least once per week can lower a man’s risk of heart disease by 30%, stroke by 50%, and diabetes by 40%. It has also been shown that men with an active sex life are more likely to live past 80 years.

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    I've just learnt from reading this thread and in particular this post that my health is deteriorating rather quickly...

    Although WAIT!!! Did it say if you have to have sex with another person??? Lol!

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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

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