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    Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 7:59 pm
    Cap54 [sign in to see picture]
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    Wife said I had a promise on tonight so had the bath though i'd give the old tackle a trim

    in my enthusiasm and whilst manipulating said tackle I caught the old bell end a glancing nick with the razor

    there was much bleeding. No perminant damage i'am glad to say

    lesson. Learned when wheelding a razor down there f.....g concentrate

    sadly looks like all nooky is on hold for a few days

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    Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 8:01 pm
    Cap54 [sign in to see picture]
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    All the wife could say when she stopped laughing was. "Stupid sod"

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    Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 8:07 pm

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    That really is Ouch!

    Don't worry your not the first, I've done that one before thought I'd cut myself a new fanny slit.!!! Lol =p

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    Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 8:16 pm
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    Ouch. I hope it heals really quickly x

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    Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 8:19 pm
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    Oh that really would be an ouch. I've nicked myself before as well and it was not a pleasant experience. Hope it heals soon

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    Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 8:37 pm
    BrumGuy [sign in to see picture]
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    I caught a nipple whilst shaving my chest in the shower. Boy it looked like 'Psycho'. Turned out OK when I ran the cold water, it was just a small nick that stopped with the use of the styptic pencil.

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    Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 8:48 pm
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    Ouch indeed but I have to say I laughed at ya too. Concentrate is definitely the word of the day! Hope it heals fast.

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    Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 9:10 pm
    KinkyFuckery [sign in to see picture]
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    Ouch poor you but I did lol sorry hope it heals soon

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    Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 9:14 pm
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    OUCH sounds like an understatement!

    Reading this justifies me paying for a wax and enduring the short lived pain associated with it!

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    Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 9:15 pm
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    Ouch sorry I too laughed

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    Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 9:18 pm
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    Lollipop ;) wrote:

    That really is Ouch!

    Don't worry your not the first, I've done that one before thought I'd cut myself a new fanny slit.!!! Lol =p

    OMG I just realised what this said! I'm ill here lol :-))

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    Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 9:44 pm
    El terriblo [sign in to see picture]
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    Yeah I've been there myself, it ain't very comfortable that's for sure.

    I hope you heal quickly, try a salt water bath it will help it heal quicker

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    Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 10:04 pm
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    Ouchy, think we've all been there, I remember being young n shaving great big hold in my leg ..

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    Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 10:22 pm
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    The dangers of Shaving... one of the key reasons I go natural.... well, that and the fact that I'm lazy. :p Hope it clears up soon, Cap54.

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    Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 10:31 pm
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    Bless you. It's happened me several times and it's not nice!

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    Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 11:51 pm
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    What was the razor doing down that end???

    Hairy cockhead syndrome???

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    Posted 7 Oct 2014 at 12:15 am
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    I've cut myself quite a few times , very unpleasant ! Hope it heals up soon x

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    Posted 7 Oct 2014 at 12:20 am
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    Ive not done this intimately but I cut a massive gash in the back of my ankle once, I cringe for you.

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    Posted 7 Oct 2014 at 1:42 am
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    ouch indeed!

    Hope it doesn't sting during sexy liaisons with the OH.

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    Posted 7 Oct 2014 at 3:11 am
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    You guys are making me clamp my legs shut, cover my nipples and chant "nonononononono"

    Bless you! I hope your promise carries forward for when your little soldier recovers from his war wound! lol

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