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Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 7:59 pm
Cap54
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Wife said I had a promise on tonight so had the bath though i'd give the old tackle a trim
in my enthusiasm and whilst manipulating said tackle I caught the old bell end a glancing nick with the razor
there was much bleeding. No perminant damage i'am glad to say
lesson. Learned when wheelding a razor down there f.....g concentrate
sadly looks like all nooky is on hold for a few days
1412625666
Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 8:01 pm
Cap54
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All the wife could say when she stopped laughing was. "Stupid sod"
1412626053
Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 8:07 pm
[suspended user]
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That really is Ouch!
Don't worry your not the first, I've done that one before thought I'd cut myself a new fanny slit.!!! Lol =p
1412626575
Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 8:16 pm
capricorn13
- Rank: Field Marshall
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Ouch. I hope it heals really quickly x
1412626783
Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 8:19 pm
Twilightgirl123
- Rank: Field Marshall
- Posts: 206
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Oh that really would be an ouch. I've nicked myself before as well and it was not a pleasant experience. Hope it heals soon 
1412627875
Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 8:37 pm
BrumGuy
- Rank: Colonel
- Posts: 411
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I caught a nipple whilst shaving my chest in the shower. Boy it looked like 'Psycho'. Turned out OK when I ran the cold water, it was just a small nick that stopped with the use of the styptic pencil.
1412628531
Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 8:48 pm
OUCH! Thank you ;)
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Ouch indeed but I have to say I laughed at ya too. Concentrate is definitely the word of the day! Hope it heals fast. 
1412629803
Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 9:10 pm
KinkyFuckery
- Rank: Field Marshall
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- Joined: 10 Jul 2012
Ouch poor you but I did lol sorry hope it heals soon
1412630068
Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 9:14 pm
Just Jenson
- Rank: Field Marshall
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OUCH sounds like an understatement!
Reading this justifies me paying for a wax and enduring the short lived pain associated with it!
1412630131
Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 9:15 pm
pinkanimal
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1412630324
Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 9:18 pm
OUCH! Thank you ;)
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Lollipop ;) wrote:
That really is Ouch!
Don't worry your not the first, I've done that one before thought I'd cut myself a new fanny slit.!!! Lol =p
OMG I just realised what this said! I'm ill here lol :-))
1412631843
Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 9:44 pm
El terriblo
- Rank: Brigadier
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Yeah I've been there myself, it ain't very comfortable that's for sure.
I hope you heal quickly, try a salt water bath it will help it heal quicker
1412633081
Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 10:04 pm
sassykitten;)
- Rank: General
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Ouchy, think we've all been there, I remember being young n shaving great big hold in my leg ..
1412634144
Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 10:22 pm
Shadow Collector
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The dangers of Shaving... one of the key reasons I go natural.... well, that and the fact that I'm lazy. :p Hope it clears up soon, Cap54.
1412634704
Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 10:31 pm
blonde vixen13
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Bless you. It's happened me several times and it's not nice!
1412639496
Posted 6 Oct 2014 at 11:51 pm
duckandbunny79
- Rank: Lieutenant Colonel
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What was the razor doing down that end???
Hairy cockhead syndrome???
1412640916
Posted 7 Oct 2014 at 12:15 am
wildflower
- Rank: Field Marshall
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I've cut myself quite a few times , very unpleasant ! Hope it heals up soon x
1412641243
Posted 7 Oct 2014 at 12:20 am
VirginAngel
- Rank: General
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Ive not done this intimately but I cut a massive gash in the back of my ankle once, I cringe for you.
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Posted 7 Oct 2014 at 1:42 am
Purring-Pussy
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ouch indeed!
Hope it doesn't sting during sexy liaisons with the OH.
1412651475
Posted 7 Oct 2014 at 3:11 am
Fluffbags
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You guys are making me clamp my legs shut, cover my nipples and chant "nonononononono"
Bless you! I hope your promise carries forward for when your little soldier recovers from his war wound! lol
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