The ^ < v game

^ not really, we had a bit of a row last night.... so feeling apprehensive about what mood he will be in when he gets up...we were speaking when we went to sleep, but I just know its all gonna kick off again today :(

> had a bad night, some idiot rang our doorbell and ran, at just past midnight, then again at 3am and again at 5am, waking the whole house and setting the beagle off barking for ages!

v Would move and live alone in the middle of nowhere at the drop of a hat?

^ Hmm. Hard question. I'm honestly not sure.

< Is salty that the Deal of the Day glass dildos are too wide for me right now; it's such a good deal!

v Is interested in the Deal of the Day?

^ I got them - the Pink one is my fav glass toy of all time! They're not hugely thick, btw! I'd get them if i was you, Xialos -- such a great price!

^ I also have the DOTD already and yes they are great. The clear one in particular is not massively thick, Xialos. You might like it? It's the same shape as the fifty shades steel wand I have which is one of my very favourite toys. Plus maybe you could enjoy them creatively without penetration? They're quite versatile.

< Is getting hangry.

v Is personally familiar with hanger as an emotion?

^ Yup

< Talking business

v Is not having a good day

Yep 100%

< can't wait for it to be over now

V other half is cooking a nice meal for you

^ Dunno, we may just boink instead 🙃, food is for puny mortals!

> Has really cold feet, all the way up to the knees?

v Is having Pancakes! Forgot the date did we? Huh? Huh? 😉

^ Had pancakes last night, hump night tonight

Waiting for Mrs to get her lingerie on

V has all the toys out ready for a good session

^ sadly no. Mr JJ is poorly and has gone to bed 😔

< Is watching TV and cuddling the dog

v Is impatient for tonight ?

^ No not impatient

Going to walk the dog soon

V is drinking wine

^ maybe later

< Has just had a sneezing fit

v has to be up early tomorrow morning for work ?

^ on holiday but will be up to walk the dog

Going to walk it now

V is nice n warm

^ Not really

< Has a dog on her lap

v Has just eaten something?

^ Yup; granola.

< Is stuffed.

v Is looking forward to the weekend?

^ Yep anniversary tomorrow

> Is finishing work soon then a long weekend off

V Is wearing sexy underwear

^ Not really, pretty boring

< Having a cuppa

v Just got home?

^ Yep!

> Has caught Tazzy’s cold.....still feel randy though!

v Still likes sex even when they are dying of a cold?

^ Nope

< Has a new thread idea

v Is hungry?

^ Yup, but I have a meal in front of me cooling down.

< Can't wait to eat.

v Is cold?

^ Nah, got the heating on and snggled under one of my handspun yarn, crocheted blankets :D

< Has had a lovely afternoon nap, after 'knocking one out' with a new toy!

v Is eager for the weekend to start?