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    Senator [sign in to see picture]
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    Our kids grabbed some vibes out of our draw once and proceeded to have lightsaber battles in our bedroom. They were only 2&3 at the time, too funny. They also brought out a chorded bullet vibe once when we were having a bbq, including Mrs Sens parents. Her father said something like "are you meant to have that", I don't know if he knew what it was or not, but he never said a word about it.

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    Aims85 [sign in to see picture]
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    Yep done this, left my crotchless open cupped outfit out to dry in the bathroom and forgot... Luckily I don't get embarrassed ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    Me too FiE, unless a thong is too overdressed for the particular beach I'm on! ๐Ÿ˜œ

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    rockinrob [sign in to see picture]
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    Bexy wrote:

    Me too FiE, unless a thong is too overdressed for the particular beach I'm on! ๐Ÿ˜œ

    suddenly missing the summer even more

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    Terri JJ wrote:

    My Mum came round once to let the dog out while I was out for the day. She told me he was very good and she had a lovely time playing fetch with him......with his new purple toy. It was my double ended dildo which I'd forgotten was on the breakfast bar drying !! Lol ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ xx

    Terri that's absolutely hilarious - I can actually picture the face of the poor dog

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    ooo I wouldnt mind that personally I'm open with my mum although when she saw a nsfw photo I took in her house in her room that was slightly cringey haha

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    LilMissRachel [sign in to see picture]
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    I wouldn't say I was morified but maybe some embarassment. Earlier this year we were having some work done on our house so I arranged for me and my hubby to stay with a friend of mine for 2 weeks. At the end she decided to do us some us some laudry which I was grateful for and never gave a second thought. On handing me back the clothes she said she would let me sort out who's were who's with a little smile. Looking at them I saw my hubby's thongs were on the top of the pile and clearly a different size to mine! I never told him to save the blushes!

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    My latest mortified scenario didn't exactly keep it in the family. Told by my landlord that electricians would contact me to arrange checking some wiring, I was caught on the hop when they arrived unannounced early the next morning to start work. Answering the door unwittingly, I had to let them in and nearly died when after speaking to them for a few minutes turned to see the large almost pornographic box for my latest tester dildo inflatable cushion sitting in full view on the stair behind me leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination. As if that wasn't bad enough showing one of the lads upstairs there on the top landing in all its glory sat the offensive article itself with dildo standing proud. By this time I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me. Not realising they would practically be turning the house upside down, living alone there were any number of sex toys and lingerie pieces in full view in the bedrooms.
    Both electricians were very gracious saying not to apologise but 5 hrs !!! later once their work was done they must have had a good old laugh. I will forever have nightmares about the whole episode.!!!

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    Funlover69 wrote:

    My latest mortified scenario .....

    2 things -

    You never have to let someone in immediatly - ask for 5 minutes for clean up

    Don't dwell on it too much - everyone needs to be more open minded about sex/bodies/pleasure, etc.... They might have had a laugh but I bet you achieved Goddess status in their eyes.

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    2Dogs wrote:

    Funlover69 wrote:

    My latest mortified scenario .....

    2 things -

    You never have to let someone in immediatly - ask for 5 minutes for clean up

    Don't dwell on it too much - everyone needs to be more open minded about sex/bodies/pleasure, etc.... They might have had a laugh but I bet you achieved Goddess status in their eyes.

    Thanks 2 Dogs but I would have needed about half an hour and thought it was only a two minute job that was planned.! I had forgotten about the box on the stairs and didn't realise they would need access to all rooms. In my late fifties the word Goddess doesn't exactly spring to mind.!!
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    Terri JJ wrote:

    My Mum came round once to let the dog out while I was out for the day. She told me he was very good and she had a lovely time playing fetch with him......with his new purple toy. It was my double ended dildo which I'd forgotten was on the breakfast bar drying !! Lol ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ xx

    So funny Terri JJ. I keep picturing this in my head.Wish I could have been there.!!
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    Mind_the_Gap wrote:

    Sorry SherbetWrite no offence was meant by my comment. If it offended please accept my apologies.

    It's funny more than anything. I think the old me would have had a meltdown but with everything else going on it's nothing really.

    My apologies - I was only joking

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    Asked the outlaws to babysit for us once and when we came home the old chap was sitting watching the telly in one of my thick jumpers because he felt cold. The OH's mum said that she got it from the shelf in the cupboard next to the bed.

    When they left the next day I washed the jumper and in then went to put it away on the shelf only to find standing upright on the same shelf the vibrator which I had forgot to put away from a couple of nights before.

    I didn't mention this to my OH.

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    I've left a dildo to dry in the bathroom when my mum visited once. Totally forgot it was there! She never said anything but later I told her I blog about sex toys.

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    Thank you all for sharing your stories! Most enjoyable/entertaining thread Iโ€™ve read in a while.
    I can only imagine how some of you felt afterwards, but I have to say that each story made me cry with laughter ๐Ÿ˜‚ Very cheery start to my day!
    I honestly have no idea how Iโ€™d react if it were me though. Whatโ€™s really funny is, most of us have toys, sexy lingerie, dvds, mags etc, but when someone else (we would NEVER share with) accidentally sees/finds them itโ€™s so mortifying ๐Ÿ˜ณ
    Thank god you can all see the funny side now.
    If it was my sister or mum, Iโ€™d be a tad embarrassed, but if it was my dad or father in-law, OMG I think Iโ€™d die, or avoid them for a very long time!
    Brilliant stories guys, thanks for making my day ๐Ÿ‘

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    So funny all your posts and I'm enjoying them.

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    Dont worry we have all been there. My mum decided to clean under bed and found dildo and lube. My shock came when was air drying all my dildos after play session across top of bath and painter/ decorator came back to finish job. Never ran so quick to sort everything out.

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    Reminds me, better move all our toys out of the airing cupboard before the plumber comes on Thursday! One rabbit and a couple of anal toys

    My wife recently lifted our bed up to let me MiL get something from underneath. Restraints were in full view, but she wouldn't know what they were... (I hope...)

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    Once when I lived at home I left my rabbit down the side of my bed (There was a extended skirting board for piped or something), one day I come home and it's in a plastic bag in my bottom drawer. Oops

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