1. Hanging out (clean but 'dirty') washing

    LMEK [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 22 Apr 2017

    My knickers get nicked. Hah! Now I find the chandelier makes an excellent indoor dryer. The electrician who put it up has ended up in a relationship with me.

    I have a friend who keeps a spare vibrator, specifically to stir the coffee when she has visitors she doesn't like. She keeps her face haughtily impassive while she does this.

    You folks all amuse me so much, tell more!

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