Break-in and theft at LoveHoney...

...But the last laugh could be on the thieves...

Thieves Steal Used Sex Toys

Maybe you should beef up your security a bit, but still this is surprisingly funny at the same time :D

OMG it really is funny though! I would be worried about them getting sold on though so you're right to publicise it a fair bit. I suppose it's just really annoying, as the vibes are likely to be dumped now aren't they? So pointless compared to what you were trying to do. At least they didn't set fire to the warehouse or anything!! OMG actually that would be awful - where would I get new toys from???

At least they didn't break in and damage your premises I guess. Would have thought it would be easy to trace as how do you sell that many used sex toys without being noticed?!

Hi Richard, you may want to call in your local CPO, no not Constabulary Porn Officer, but Crime Prevention Officer, hard to tell whether or not they will be back, may even have been kids, but once you are on their radar it is worth looking into it. I should think a motion activated spotlight and CCTV- dummy or otherwise should work for starters.......

Many breakins in the run upto and during the Chrissy breaks, but good luck.

Tallboy

If the theft was just from a box outside then that's not too bad, still bad luck though!

Bit worrying about the toys being resold though, and a shame they didn't make it to recycling!

Hopefully the thieves will read they were all used and feel a bit foolish!

Jake of Facts and Friction wrote:

If the theft was just from a box outside then that's not too bad, still bad luck though!

Bit worrying about the toys being resold though, and a shame they didn't make it to recycling!

Hopefully the thieves will read they were all used and feel a bit foolish!

Read - !! assuming rather a lot here Jake l fear !!!

TB

Haha! They are too stupid to hold down a career so I'm not surprised they've been this dumb!

And surely no one is stupid enough to buy a sex toy off the back of a lorry especially not in its packaging!

Richard one point - once burglars start on a place, I think it is more likely that they will come back.

So increasing your security is justified, I expect you have discussed this already.

Walrus your initials are not JD by any chance !!

TB

Ha- idiots.

Anyone who buys a sex toy with no packaging deserves what they get though in my opinion. Shame they won't make it to the recycling though- thats a few hundred quid lost right there.

Serves them right. LOL. I guess that's what they mean by Karma LOL.

Hopefully next time it'll be a box of butt plugs....

Or fertiliser and sugar mix with a detonator !!!

TB

Check Home

Office website for crime prevention !!! Think it's under the sex crazed perverts heading ha ha.

TB

them silly men i hope they get life for such a crime! gr

i would admit if i was gonna do a job it would totally be on a sex toys warehouse lol such a perfect place for so much pleasure! hehe xxxxx

Long time no chat lilknown !!

TB

Some people will stop at nothing to get thier thrills.

omg thats unreal (cant help but giggle though at the thought of there faces when they read they are all second hand),

if anyone comes up to be in a pub waving a discounted rabbit at me ill be sure to say no lol.

Buy a vicious attack dog, hide it in the office on a night time. You'll just have to hope he doesn't want to play fetch with Dr Mullato! Oh yeah, don't forget to tell the cleaner!