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  1. The fate of a returned item.

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    Tigerlilies [sign in to see picture]
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    I was wondering recently, what happens to the products returned to LH HQ?

    I worry that there's some unfortunate work experience kid in the office who has to deal with them. And where do they go? Do they go to a recycling depot?

    Or do they live a very nice life on a farm...?

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    Wizzie86 [sign in to see picture]
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    Lol TL, that made me laugh. I was picturing all the cute little rabbits ;-)

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Scared you get an old dildo in the grab bags TL?

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    Wizzie86 [sign in to see picture]
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    Ooo and what happens if you get a return item that you think has been used? X

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    Tigerlilies [sign in to see picture]
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    Wizzie86 wrote:

    Ooo and what happens if you get a return item that you think has been used? X

    I'm betting money on:

    http://www.infrastructurist.com/wp-content/uploads/simpsons-radioactive.jpg

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    Lovehoney - Steve [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi TL, some of the toys with metal bits in 'em are recycled. They go to the Rabbit Amnesty farm!

    Wizzie... we do get toys returned that've been used - sometimes they break. They're inspected by the gloved-up Toy Inspector! (Not filed away in Grab Bags!)

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    LoveHoney - Steve wrote:

    Hi TL, some of the toys with metal bits in 'em are recycled. They go to the <a href="http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/rabbit-amnesty/">Rabbit Amnesty farm!</a>.

    Wizzie... we do get toys returned that've been used - sometimes they break. They're inspected by the gloved-up Toy Inspector! (Not filed away in Grab Bags!)

    Thanks, Steve, that's great news that some go to the amnesty. I will stop fretting that I need to shrink wrap a toy before returning.

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    LoveHoney - Steve wrote:

    Hi TL, some of the toys with metal bits in 'em are recycled. They go to the http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/rabbit-amnesty/.

    Wizzie... we do get toys returned that've been used - sometimes they break. They're inspected by the gloved-up Toy Inspector! (Not filed away in Grab Bags!)

    Hope the pay is good!

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    Wizzie86 [sign in to see picture]
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    What if they are not broken, someone I'd just trying to pull a fast one? I'm in a very nosey mood today! X

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    Wizzie... this is LoveHoney... and You Are Always Right!

    Pulled fast ones and noseyness occasionally allowed!

    x

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    Wizzie86 [sign in to see picture]
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    Lol, that was meant to say is not I'd. I am a good girl :-) thanks for letting me nosey Steve xxx

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    I'm curious as to that Amnesty farm. Does it take vibrators that have broken? Our rabbit wave vibrator unstuck from the handle/control box and although still attached by a couple of wires the wave function no longer works, just the rabbit part.

    We we're just going to bin it but if it's any use for recycling then perhaps that's a better option.

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    Hi Muz333

    you need to pop it to lovehoney with the rabbit amnesty freepost address and you can then claim a half price new rabbit and the old one will be recycled rather than heading in the bin! hooray!

    All the details are on the amnesty page...

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/rabbit-amnesty/

    x

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    Lovehoney - Steve [sign in to see picture]
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    Thanks M&S... your customer service is exceptional!

    If I had the power I'd award you 5 Oh! Points - a bit like they do with the house points in Harry Potter... but with more orgasmic power!

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    Whoohoo! Thanks Steve! House points - that really takes me back! But popping the words Harry potter and orgasmic in the same sentence is just plain wrong!!

    x

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    Lovehoney - Steve [sign in to see picture]
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    But what about his Magic Wand? (Sorry M&S)

    x

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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    Argh mental images!!!!

    x

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    Hahahaha

    I'm getting a Hitachi Magic wand from here in a couple of days!

    And I won't ever be recycling it! (hopes)

    Sorry just had to say that lol. I know not of any other wand of which you may speak *innocent*

    (goes off to look for that 'Harry Potter, Hermione & the Hitachi Wand' DVD)

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    I think we should get Oh! points for reviews...

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    lol @ house points, "mum I got 5 house points today", would be so funny to say "funny enough so did I" lol!!

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