1. Christmas Competition - write me a story?

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    FunnyMonkey [sign in to see picture]
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    Sorry about that, couldn't get it to post in one block!

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    MsR [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi Brenna - Happy new year!

    I don't know how you will pick winners - I've enjoyed reading all these stories.

    It's been great fun!

    Writing quite a few has saved me from boredom and stress, spending xmas on a children's ward when we were meant to be on holiday, so I'm sorry if I've over done it... but it gave me a thought:

    As well as your usual criteria might there be a way for Lovehoney members to vote for their favourite story?

    Not sure how that would work - I'd suggest no one votes for their own, but the readers' favourite wins a prize?

    Just a thought...

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    The air is crisp and the days are cold

    From a warehouse in Bath there is a story to be told.

    A tale of a toy looking for a home

    For this toy doesn't want to spend Christmas alone.

    He has many neighbours, some he doesn't know

    for they move so fast but he is yet to go.

    "I wonder why no one wants me, am I no good?"

    But with his ten tongues, he is perfect for the hood!

    He isn't always the first choice as he doesn't vibrate

    But he imitates oral, which we all know is great.

    Somewhere else in the world is a user aka KinkyMinxMoo

    "I'd like to try something that is different and new."

    Browsing Lovehoney, she finds a clit stim

    Neither of us knew that I had picked him.

    The very next day, he is plucked off the shelf

    By a Lovehoney picker, dressed like an elf!

    "Congratulations Sqweel, all the best, my friend"

    "I'm off to bring pleasure, all the way to the end!"

    He is carefully wrapped and placed in a box

    With a bit more wrapping to protect him from knocks.

    A couple of days later, he gets passed through the door

    The box gets teared open and thrown to the floor.

    Here he is, he is finally here

    Looking at his new lady who is full of cheer.

    This may seem odd, but that’s just me

    "I've got the perfect place for you; on top of my tree!"

    Carefully secured with a pretty bow

    Mr Sqweel becomes the star of the show.

    "You can live there, until Christmas day

    Come Christmas night, you can blow me away."

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    KinkyMinxMoo wrote:

    The air is crisp and the days are cold

    From a warehouse in Bath there is a story to be told.

    A tale of a toy looking for a home

    For this toy doesn't want to spend Christmas alone.

    He has many neighbours, some he doesn't know

    for they move so fast but he is yet to go.

    "I wonder why no one wants me, am I no good?"

    But with his ten tongues, he is perfect for the hood!

    He isn't always the first choice as he doesn't vibrate

    But he imitates oral, which we all know is great.

    Somewhere else in the world is a user aka KinkyMinxMoo

    "I'd like to try something that is different and new."

    Browsing Lovehoney, she finds a clit stim

    Neither of us knew that I had picked him.

    The very next day, he is plucked off the shelf

    By a Lovehoney picker, dressed like an elf!

    "Congratulations Sqweel, all the best, my friend"

    "I'm off to bring pleasure, all the way to the end!"

    He is carefully wrapped and placed in a box

    With a bit more wrapping to protect him from knocks.

    A couple of days later, he gets passed through the door

    The box gets teared open and thrown to the floor.

    Here he is, he is finally here

    Looking at his new lady who is full of cheer.

    This may seem odd, but that’s just me

    "I've got the perfect place for you; on top of my tree!"

    Carefully secured with a pretty bow

    Mr Sqweel becomes the star of the show.

    "You can live there, until Christmas day

    Come Christmas night, you can blow me away."

    Brilliant 

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    loevhoney is great

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    I lay in a darkened room and wondered how I got here. I had vague flashbacks of being underground in the middle of nowehere, then scooped up and taken to a laboratory. There it gets sketchy. I've changed since then. As you'd expect.

    I was moulded into my current shape. They stamped a hole in my centre, but I know I won't be empty for long.

    I'd been travelling for a while. But now I have stopped. The first journey was smooth and I was taken into a place with thousands others like me. We were in our cells and excited chatter surrounded us. One-by-one we were taken away. 

    When my turn came I was carried into a vehicle, and then into an office where there were others not like me - sure, they were in a box like me, but they were different. We were sent off in millions of different directions.

    My time came to go to my final destination. When I arrived the occupant of the house squealed with delight and then wrapped me up in a shiny blanket. I was put under a beautiful tree ready to meet my new owner the next day.

    The night was exciting, the atmosphere felt electric. I waited.

    The next morning arrived it was my time to be released. My new owner unwrapped me quickly as I heard "Merry Christmas darling".

    "Oh, a ring."

    "Yes. Would you like to try it on?"

    In a flash of movement, I was whole again. 

    Then it was dark.

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    Hey All! 

    You have all written such fabulous stories (which makes it so hard for me to judge) so I am going to release the winners in stages. 

    So drum roll.....The winner of the story competition is.....

                                                                     FillMeUpButtercup 

    Congratulations! Check your inbox to select your prize! 

    Watch this space everyone as I will be announcing the runners-up soon...

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    Congratulations. 🙂👍 (and here's a link to it for anyone too lazy to look back through the pages 🙂).

    https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/inside-lovehoney/1830973-christmas-competition-write-me-a-story/#p1831167

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    Congratulations FillMeUpButtercup!

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    FillMeUpButtercup [sign in to see picture]
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    Thank you! This is so cool! I’ve been feeling a little down lately and this has definitely cheered me up some. It makes me happy that you enjoyed my story! x

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    Well done FillMeUpButtercup well deserved...

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    Good job buttercup and good link Ian, I was one of the lazy ones :P

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                                  The first of the runners up (yes there are a few) are.....

                                                          KinkyMinxMoo

                                                                    And

                                                              Alicia4Ever

                        Well done, check your inboxes for details about your prizes! 

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    Well done, everyone!

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    Well done to the 3 winners and also everyone that took part, it was fun reading x

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    Congrats guys! FillMeUpButtercup, I almost cried reading yours. Was adorable! X

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    @ChloJakes Aw I love that! Thank you!

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    Aww, thank you! Congratts to Buttercup & Alicia. I've enjoyed reading all entries, this was a fun competition.

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    Well done everyone, I liked the idea of the competition and personally would like to see more of them from Lovehoney. Thank you.

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