1. Secret Squirrel TESTERS 🐿 (People with a Penis)

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    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde [sign in to see picture]
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    Hey y'all

    I'm looking for some willing volunteers to test and review a 'secret tester' item for me.

    Please be aware, there are some specific instructions we need you to follow for this item. These will follow in an email once you have been selected as a tester. 

    What I need:

    - You must be a person with a penis

    - Ideally, you're someone who has tried standard strokers before, but usually finds them too short to stimulate your full erect length. (eg your erection is longer than 6 inches). 

    - You need to be comfortable telling us the size of your full erect penis (length and girth). This will be sent to us via email, kept private and only used internally. 

    What you need to know: 

    - This tester is realistic and features a lifelike vagina.

    - This toy may contain latex.

    - This toy is only compatible with water-based lubricant.

    If this sounds like you, and your comfortable with the above, please pop your interest below and if I think you're right for the job, I'll email you shortly. 

    Please remember, standard secret tester rules apply: 

    - You must have reviewed for Lovehoney before and have published reviews on your account.

    - These items are SECRET - Do not post anytnig about them anywhere (social media, the forum) until you see we are selling the item (If we sell it)

    - You must have an up to date address in your account. We send items to the default address in your account and won't check this with you, so ensure it's correct before volunteering to test. 

    - Ensure you can test and submit your review in the required timeframe. If there is a chance this isn't possible, please do not volunteer to test. Also make sure you have all the required body parts/access to the required body parts to test the toy in question. 

    Everything else you need to know is here.

    Thaaaaanks! 

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    kc. [sign in to see picture]
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    I have a penis Jess. I am volunteering.

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    Lovinthetoys [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi Jess,

    I would like to volunteer please.

    thank you.

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    Love master9 [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi Jess, I would be interested in testing this

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    NatandTom [sign in to see picture]
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    My partner would be happy to volunteer for this :)

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    Tazzy84red [sign in to see picture]
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    I'd love hubby to try his just over 8 inches so standard size is always a bit short. Thanks for the chance x

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    solidius [sign in to see picture]
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    Happy to test

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    Aims85 [sign in to see picture]
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    Yep to all, always found the strokers too small length wise. Happy to test 👌

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    Sarah&james [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi jess got a penis that is willing yo help

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    K&c30's [sign in to see picture]
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    Good afternoon Jess, just checked and yes i have a penis so would love to help out with a secret tester.

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    guy18 [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi Jess,

    This sounds perfect, and size it actually a common issue for myself (as frequetly mentioned in reviews). I've got a collection of 5+ masturbators of different types from realistic to massager, with a price range of £12-£50.

    I'd love to test whatever you've got and leave some honest feedback for you!

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    Kr33 [sign in to see picture]
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    Yes would love my OH to test this we always jointly test together, he is fully within your criteria!

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    Sexytime8283 [sign in to see picture]
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    Would love to try!

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    Justthe2ofus2007 [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi ya
    My hubby with love to test this x

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    LIL_KNOWN69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Hey! I have a penis and will happily sacrifice it for you ☺️ X

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    Cobey [sign in to see picture]
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    I volunteer for tribute 🤞

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    Bennyboy69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi Jess.

    I have a penis, he is my best friend and he would love to test whatever you have.

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    Fun&Funky [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi Jess my Husband has a penis and we are struggling g go find a stroker that he fits in every one we have tried is too small!

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    chicamor [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi Jess i would love to try this as very wary that they do the job & would love to find out. Thanks

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    bustyholmes [sign in to see picture]
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    Most definitely interested in trying!! I’ve always wanted to try one out on my partner!! Xx

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