1. Funny Searches on Lovehoney

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    lmh95 [sign in to see picture]
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    Best thread EVER!

    Thanks Leanne. Reading through these really made my day!

    Those "extra sting condoms" sound painful and is anyone else just a teensy bit disappointed that the "darth vader condom" is not actually available?

    I rather fancy giving that "barman vibrator" a shot too! (Cock)tails and dreams ;)

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    K&s000 [sign in to see picture]
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    Bondage ape...... I can see the queues at London zoo now

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    Some of the best typos to date.

    A proper giggle.

    Thanks for sharing them

    Much love

    TandG

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    lmh95 wrote:

    is anyone else just a teensy bit disappointed that the "darth vader condom" is not actually available?

    Yes - I had a vision of a lightsaber activating! Would definitely buy 😂
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    Cornwallcouple [sign in to see picture]
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    Brilliant, 101 still giggling at that !

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    NaughtyPip [sign in to see picture]
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    Beer out the nose laughing!

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    Courteous Gentleman [sign in to see picture]
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    These are great! you should do a trending searches section

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    maximum turnip [sign in to see picture]
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    "pogo stick dildo"

    Hahaha. I feel like this product should exist!

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    Sweet Addiction [sign in to see picture]
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    Quiet Rabbi is by far my favourite 😂

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    An early morning laugh, what goes through our minds. Lol all the way ......:-)))

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    C.A [sign in to see picture]
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    I needed this today, cheered me right up! :)

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    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde [sign in to see picture]
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    All I have done this weekend is read this blog to people 😂 It doesn't seem to get any less funny! 

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    that light bulb moment [sign in to see picture]
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    Can we all just please take a moment to aprreciate the words "hate based lubricant"

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    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde [sign in to see picture]
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    that light bulb moment wrote:

    Can we all just please take a moment to aprreciate the words "hate based lubricant"

    ^^ This, and 'remorse egg' nearly killed me 😂

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    30. Begging set

    Is this a possible solution for all the "how do I get my partner to........." threads on the forum?

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