1. The Night Before Christmas. Forum Competition.

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    Hello all!

    Hope you all are getting into the holiday spirit as there are only a few more sleeps now.

    If you are struggling to feel festive then this little competition may just do the trick… A chance to win a bundle from Lovehoney just by sharing your seasonal story.  

    We want to hear about your ‘Night Before Christmas’, basically what is your ideal Christmas night in during these cold dark nights?

    Will you be cracking out the champers and clitoral clamp or those furry handcuffs by the fireplace?

    To Enter:

    Your Lovehoney Christmas story needs to be less than 200 words and should be emailed to us at community@lovehoney.co.uk.

    Please title the email ‘The Night Before Christmas’ to be in with a chance to win.

    Please see the rules. Stories of an overly graphic nature will be disqualified.

    The stories that make us laugh, aw or even cry the most will be shortlisted. Winner will then at random.

    All entries must be received by 31st December 2017 12 am. All entries after this will not be verified.

    Winner will be announced 2nd January 2018- please let us know if you are happy with your story being shared.

    Good luck all and Happy Holidays!

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    only one entry per person? Or if we are feeling beyond creative on two concepts may I send them over?

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    I have submitted mine Leanne - I hope all judges enjoy my submission =)

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    A great idea for a competition! I’ll get my thinking cap on, and my creative juices flowing... 😆

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    I've sent a story over - hope you like it!

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    LIL_KNOWN69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Just sent our one across! Love all the competitions! Merry Christmas everyone x

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    I dont know what to put :(

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    I’ve sent my story over, I hope you like it - Merry XmasB

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    Great competition be sending my email of x

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    CuriousPirate [sign in to see picture]
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    Such a lovely idea for a competition :) I have sent mind off!

    Good luck all :)

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    I’ve done mine in the style of a rhyme, hope you like it! It’s quite saucy, and a tad kinky but I kept the language vanilla so hopefully it isn’t too graphic. Happy Xmas! 💝 🎄 🎅

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    Emailed a entry. Good luck all xx

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    Just emailed my entry Leanne, hope the judges like it!

    Have a good NYE all!

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    This sounds good!

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    Would be lovely to read some of them

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    Hello, all and Happy new year! 

    Look out for winning announcement later today on this. Great entries, will be super hard to pick so there may be some runners-up too wink

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    Welcome back Leanne. I hope you had a fabulous Christmas and new year.

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    Thanks Leanne, welcome back to work! Happy 2018 x

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    So we have a winner and those that were shortlisted too have been awarded loyalty points. I couldn’t help myself!

    Thank you all for entering, was so full of the festive spirit and congratulations…

    Winner: LIL_KNOWN69 with this entry:

    The Night Before Christmas:

    Our Night before Christmas will start with a few drinks, while the kids are asleep we will nibble the plate of cookies and milk they left for Santa in our bed and ill make sure my partner knows she’s on the naughty list with a few cheeky spanks. in her cute elf costume and my Santa pants we will get out the spreader bar and nipple clamps. Then some sexy music will be playing while we both do plenty of making out.

    Orgasms and laughs will be long and plenty, and we will do our annual toy competition by selecting five toys and using them until we have a winner. This year I have high bets that the Lovehoney Mains powered wand will be champion for a second year! After our session we will probably get some late-night snacks and have a shower, so we can snuggle up in bed and hope Santa comes!

     

    They also submitted this little number too with their story:

     

    Twas the Night before Christmas Lovehoney Poem

    Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

    Not a Vibrator was stirring, not even a wand.

    The stockings were put on with care,

    In hopes that Orgasms would soon would be there.

     

    The toys were grouped all over our bed,

    While visions of pain and submission danced in our heads.

    And my wife in her latex, and I in black mesh,

    Had just lubed ourselves for a long winter sex sesh.

     

    When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

    I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

    Away to the window I flew like a flash,

    Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

     

    The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

    Gave the lustre of midday to objects below.

    When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

    But a miniature sleigh, and eight reindeer.

     

    With a little old driver, so lively and quick,

    I knew in a moment it must be Lovehoney’s very own St Nick.

    More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,

    And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

     

    "Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!

    On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, Donner and Blitzen!

    To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

    Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

     

    As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

    When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.

    So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,

    With the sleigh full of Lovehoney Toys, and St Nicholas too.

     

    And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

    The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

    As I drew in my head, and was turning around,

    Down the chimney St Nicholas came while my partner was bound.

     

    He was dressed all in Rubber, from his head to his foot,

    And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.

    A bundle of  vibrating Toys he had flung on his back,

    And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

     

    His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

    His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

    His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

    And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

     

    The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

    And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.

    He had a broad face and a little round belly,

    That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of Lubricating jelly!

     

    He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

    And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!

    A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

    reminded me that my wife was strapped to the bed.

     

    He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

    And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.

    And laying his finger aside of his nose,

    And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

     

    He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

    And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

    But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,

    "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

     

    Runner-Up Sarah-Lou93

     

    Slight play on the fact that I’m in the military and my partner and I always have the best nights after being apart and our favourite is role play...

     

    When Santa returns to the north pole

    After his momentous Christmas eve

    He is always looking forward

    To his well deserved annual leave

    His post Christmas R & R always begins

    With a sight to make his passion burn

    That of Mrs Claus festively clad

    Hot and spicy to greet him on his return

    In red stiletto shoes, red and white stockings

    Standing seductively against the bedroom door

    Then revealing her delights to her horny Santa

    As her fur trimmed cloak falls to the floor

    Red silk skimpies, a glimpse of her thighs

    Are you wearing Christmas stockings?Beneath your long red coat

    Are you suitably resplendent?

    Will you really float my boat?

    Are they risqué and shocking?

    Will they easily get my vote?

    It could mean a happy Christmas

    For a certain horny old goat

    Santa is eager to quench his thirst

    But Mrs Claus says heading towards the bed

    “You had better warm your hands up first”

     

     

    Runner-Up: LittleMugs

     

    The shopping was done and the presents were bought, the family were out and they wouldn’t be caught. So Willy and Jillie decided to play, for they’d nought get a chance till post Christmas Day.

    The pair closed the door and lost not a minute, they rushed to the bedroom to get down to it. Jillie told Willy he’d been a good boy, and to his surprise pulled out a new toy. Twelve inches long and as thick as his arm, it’s safe to say it caused some alarm!

    He bent over the bed to which he was cuffed, and prepared to get his small stocking stuffed. It was a very tight fit but Jillie kept trying, she didn’t even notice that Willy was crying. Jillie basted the toy like a plump Christmas Turkey, now with plenty of lube little Willy got perky.

    So while Santa put presents beneath Christmas trees, they were at it for hours with much greater ease. Though Willy enjoyed having fun a new way, he wouldn’t sit down until New Years Day.  

     

     

    Runner-UP Vanessa8

     

    ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro’ the house,

    Not a creature was stirring, except for Ms. Mouse;

    She wasn't ready to be nestled alone in her bed,

    While a sexual fantasy still danc’d in her head,

    Ms. mouse was in her ‘lovehoney lingerie wide awake,

    She just finished solo, her thighs still aquake.

    When outside there arose such a clatter,

    She sprang from the forth to see what was the matter.

    Away to the window she showed off with a flash,

    Tore open her robe to expose her moonlight collection basque.

    The moon shown off her breast white as snow,

    Gave a view of her body so curvy below;

    When, what to her wondering eyes should appear,

    But a pair of men, oh dear!

    More rapid than eagles the men circled around,

    And she stood there ready not making a sound.

    “Now! undress her! Touch her just so, now stroke her, and lick her,

    “On top of her, behind her on her mouth and below;

    “To the limits we push! til she can’t go no more!”

    So with wild abandon mind and body they flew,

    With her three way fantasy - and St. Nicholas watching too.

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    Well done everyone! Looks like the ‘Twas the night before Christmas’ poem was a popular choice! 😂

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