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    LIL_KNOWN69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Good luck you beautiful people x

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    Drum roll, please....

    And the winner of the bundle is: 

    RosyCheek:

    " I had started seeing this guy. Whilst doing the deed he came out with "who's your daddy?" I was a bit thrown by this. Apparently telling him my father's name was not what he was after. We laughed a heck of a lot and had to stop."

    Runners up, receiving Oh! points are:

    BeckyAnn:

    " For context, I enjoy things a little rougher, very into domination and bondage. I've been trying to encourage my boyfriend to experiment with getting into a more dominant headspace as he can be a little timid when it comes to anything BDSM. "

    " One tactic I thought would be a good idea was to start goading him mid-sex. Typical stuff like "is that all you can do?" "Is that as hard as you can f*** me?" A bit of roleplay really to get us in the mood and actually this seemed to be going great. I was definitely getting a response from it. I was indeed getting f***ed harder. And then I remember with clarity the words I decided would spur him on even more. He's going at it, fists full of my hair, and I remember staring him straight in the eye and hissing with sexually charged venom, ' I'm glad Trump won.' "

    LIL_KNOWN69

    " One of the funniest moments in my life was after me and my partner had sex for the first time she managed to have her first orgasm, this was a bit of a shock to her and it took her a few moments to compose herself. i was still on top and we had a few kisses all glassy eyed and flushed, but before either of us said anything she looked me dead in the eyes and said "Your a wizard harry" ... the room went silent and we both just fell to pieces laughing. Even now she still gives me a smile and calls me a wizard. "

    Had a really good chuckle reading these.

    If I could award you all a bundle I would - so funny! 

    Thank you all for sharing. 

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    LR2017 [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations

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    Congratulations to all winners xxx

    Did anyone else think it funny how many stories involved our furry friends, of the four legged variety?

    Enjoyed reading everyone's stories xxx

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    Glaswegian82 [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations to the well deserved winners. :) xxx

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    Boox [sign in to see picture]
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    Well done! Fantastic stories! Amazing how creatively funny sex can be!

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    Congratulations to the winners - I have really enjoyed reading all of the entries!

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    LIL_KNOWN69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Thank you Leanne! It was a funny moment so I needed to share! Congrats to everyone, were all winners and I had a real laugh reading through all the wonderful and funny little stories x

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    Congratulations everyone 😄

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    Heidi920 [sign in to see picture]
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    Well done you three! I've enjoyed ready all these amusing stories. X

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    RosyCheek [sign in to see picture]
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    Eep thank you! Who knew my utter hilarious mortification could come in useful.

    I loved reading all the entries. Fantastic!

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    RosyCheek [sign in to see picture]
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    Oops hit reply when back on the screen. My bad!

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