• Review Competition! Fun Factory Friday.

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    Sxleksaker wrote:

    Oh wow, can't believe I'm one of the winners in a writing competition. This has made me feel more confident in my writing skills and my use of your language 😄 Congrats to the other winners, I'm sure it must have been a hard pick because of all the talented people on here 💜

    Well done all, but really wanted to pick up on this post. Hun, your writing skills are better than a lot of our natives....

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    Sxleksaker [sign in to see picture]
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    That's so sweet of you to say TD, thank you 😄

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    LR2017 [sign in to see picture]
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    Congrats!!

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    Foxiiuk [sign in to see picture]
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    I never win anything- I'm over the moon thank you so much- and congratulations to everyone else too!!! X

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    RosyCheek [sign in to see picture]
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    Well done everyone 😘

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    Colonel Lube [sign in to see picture]
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    Well done to all of you

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
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    Congrats all winners xx

    Would love to read the winning entries if you care to share xxx

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations to all the other winners.

    I would share my story but I don't have a copy.

    If Leanne has a copy I'm more than happy for her to post it, but, I do know she is super busy.

    It was just the truth of how I have been introduced to sexual happiness.

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    *sexybabe* [sign in to see picture]
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    Yey I'm delighted, thank you sooo much Leanne!! My entry for anyone interested was this little poem:

    Sexual Happiness means to me…

    Lubes and gels and toys galore
    Vibrators, dildos, plugs and more
    Cuffs and chains, paddles and rope
    Christian Grey… I can but hope!

    A gorgeous bra, a pretty basque
    Stockings, dress, Fifty Shades mask
    Vibrating bullet for my finger
    Lovehoney’s gorgeous Butt Tingler

    Gender neutral, girls or boys
    It matters not, they all bring joys
    Our bodies are designed for sin
    So don’t resist; let’s get stuck in!

    Holding hands and married bliss
    I love to hug and love to kiss
    But nothing beats 'me time' you see,
    Who knows my body best? It's me!

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    Foxiiuk [sign in to see picture]
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    *sexy babe* that's fantastic!! (My entry utter crap in comparison lol)

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations all 🎉Xx

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    popk1n [sign in to see picture]
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    Wow thanks so much Leanne!

    Feels nice that I literally just wrote as best I could what sexual happiness means to me (*sexybabe* that poem is awesome, like my entry was absolutely nowhere near that good!!) and that got recognised.

    Well done to everyone else too!! x

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
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    Sexybabe - thanks for sharing - a well deserved winner for sure xxx

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    honeybun91 [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations everyone! And I agree that poem is fab !

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    MDH [sign in to see picture]
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    Well done all the winners. Enjoy your prizes!

    Note to self - must try harder!

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    I've been chosen too! 😊


    What is sexual happiness?
    I'll tell you what it is
    Different things to different people
    That's what sexual happiness is

    To the dominant
    It's finding the perfect sub
    To the splosher
    It's some fun with grub
    To the exhibitionist
    It's the thrill of being seen
    For some
    It's re-enacting a sexy movie scene

    What is sexual happiness?
    I'll tell you what sexual happiness is
    Different things to different people
    That's what sexual happiness is

    To the furries
    It's becoming a pet of their dreams
    To my other half
    It's a date with his pipe-dream
    To the cross-dresser
    It's the freedom to explore
    For some
    It's just having sex outdoor

    To the swingers
    It's fun with more than one
    For latex lovers
    It's the material, that's most fun
    To the anal player
    It's sticking stuff up their bum
    For some
    It's just seeing other people cum

    What is sexual happiness?
    I'll tell you what sexual happiness is
    Different things to different people
    That's what sexual happiness is

    To the bozophilia
    It's an attraction for a clown
    To the looner
    It's a balloon, they can't put down
    To the couple next door
    It's the chance to role-play
    None of the above are odd
    That's what I'd certainly say!

    Because sexual happiness is
    Different things to different people
    That's what sexual happiness is!

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    NatandTom [sign in to see picture]
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    Congrats to the winners! I'm looking forward to reading all of your reviews

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    *sexybabe* [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm liking your work CLTSTU! Great poem!

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    Thanks! Yours is great! 👍X

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    Done, can't wait

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