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    Colonel Lube [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: General
    • Posts: 237
    • Joined: 6 Oct 2005

    No navel no navel! Quick flee she's a demon.

    And to be consistent: puzzle a

    M
    If it turns out to be b, c or d we are all going to look really stupid.

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    RebeccaAlexisMay [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Officer Cadet
    • Posts: 1
    • Joined: 21 Jan 2015

    I don't think the latex is shiny enough? Spit on it QUICK!

    Puzzle B.

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    BigishBen [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Lieutenant Colonel
    • Posts: 163
    • Joined: 17 Sep 2013

    " one final polish and there..........fancy dress sorted. A sexy two of clubs"!!

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    Monkeys123 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Lieutenant
    • Posts: 1
    • Joined: 4 Aug 2015

    Your right those shoes do need a good clean.
    Good observation, now get on your knees and get on with it, no peeking back up while your down there or it's the whip.
    Puzzle A.

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    Funguy70 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 1820
    • Joined: 4 Apr 2017

    Oh lacquer! Sorry we misunderstood

    A)

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    Thumper the Rabbit [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 238
    • Joined: 26 May 2015

    Puzzle=A

    "I can't help but think we are missing part of the outfit"

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    NaughtyNerd [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 1127
    • Joined: 16 Aug 2016

    "Hmmm, I'm not sure Jess. Without the nipples the boobs are pointless."

    Puzzle A.

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    *sexybabe* [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 896
    • Joined: 14 Aug 2012

    Rub-a-dub dub
    Two ladies do scrub
    And buff up the queen of latex
    With boobies so pert
    And a very short skirt
    She certainly is a rate 'X'

    Puzzle A

    😉

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 3448
    • Joined: 22 Jul 2015

    The whole 'why no nipples?' debate continues.

    Mirror mirror skirt on the model
    For who is the fairest one of us all?

    Lovehoney customer service continues to shine! Free buffing for all latex customers!

    When you're the only one who didn't get the memo that fancy dress was cancelled.

    YMCA

    Boob check!
    (Good picture to help us to remember to check the puppies)

    A.
    Although the purple background of image 1 doesn't match any of the cubes.

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    defam [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Captain
    • Posts: 27
    • Joined: 14 Jun 2011

    Attendant A: "I'm going to polish this latex until I can see my face in it."

    Attendant B: "Your face in latex? Yeah, I can see you rocking that look!"

    Puzzle A.

    :)

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    Bigjason [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Colonel
    • Posts: 284
    • Joined: 31 May 2017

    Who shot their wad all over the latex skirt?


    Puzzle: A. :)

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    Bunnieshole [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Brigadier
    • Posts: 38
    • Joined: 22 Dec 2016

    A

    now gentlemen this is what 12 inches REALLY looks like

    B

    when the photographer said oil her from her tummy to her thighs, nipples and her arms they were thinking baby oil NOT CRUDE OIL!

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    More Sexy at 50 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Brigadier
    • Posts: 199
    • Joined: 6 Mar 2017

    Answer A , again....

    Do you think she will mind if I polish these nipple pasties too, they aren't as shiney as the skirt ?

    or

    I'm really worried that my cleaning fetish is getting the better of me.

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    BigYin [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Brigadier
    • Posts: 77
    • Joined: 23 Jul 2010

    When are they going to finish so we can get his bloody shot taken.....my arms are killing me......

    Puzzle A

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 2383
    • Joined: 9 Oct 2014

    The contest is now over.

    I shall announce a winner later today.

    Thank you all, some super entries! 

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 2383
    • Joined: 9 Oct 2014

    And the winners are: 

    1st place and winning a box of LH goodies is...

    adge58I'm telling you one last time " I can't find her right boob!!!!"......

    And a bottle of lube for the bonus question...

    Answer A.

    Runners Up. 

    Winning a male toy... 

    Colonel Lube: We've been standing here staring for twenty minutes, at what point does it become creepy?

    Winning a female toy.. 

    Vanessa8: This little latex skirt of mine.

    I'm gonna let it shine.

    This fetish side of mine,

    I'm gonna let it shine. Let it shine, Let it shine, Let it shine...

    Hide it under non-kink clothes? No!

    I'm gonna let it shine.

    Hide it under non-kink clothes? No!

    I'm gonna let it shine, let it shine, let it shine.

    Thanks all for entering! Until next time... 

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    LR2017 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Major General
    • Posts: 165
    • Joined: 3 Apr 2017

    Congratulations!!

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 2908
    • Joined: 7 Jan 2014

    YEAH! totally made my day Leanne... whenever work is stressing me out thank god for Lovehoney in more ways than one. ;)

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    NatandTom [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 6686
    • Joined: 6 Jun 2015

    Congrats Adge, Colonel and Vanessa! Enjoy the prizes x

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 2383
    • Joined: 9 Oct 2014

    Prizes are all packed ready to be shipped off to their winning homes... Hope you enjoy as soon as they arrive!

    Have a fab weekend all 

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