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  1. Forum Fun! Caption Contest plus Bonus Round...

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    Alwaysonmymind [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 22 Nov 2015

    The latest beauty craze for black face mask has took a turn for the worst as diane has appilied it every where but the face #thiswillstingalittle

    puzzle A

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    etc28 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Brigadier
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    • Joined: 10 Jun 2009

    Introducing the Lovehoney 'Black Mirror' skirt, not only will you look super sexy in it but your girl friends will be able to use it to help re-apply their makeup

    A)

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    Tallish Darkish & Average [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 24 Oct 2012

    The life size cardboard cut out latex-wear model, lovely as she was just didn't really seem to suit the ladies bathroom at LH towers.

    Cube A

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    Reg90 [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 533
    • Joined: 28 Jul 2015

    Puzzle A

    I cannot buff the muff any longer... can you get the black sharpie... this white stain just isn't buffing out.

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    AsYouWish! [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 9 Oct 2012

    "Jess, come and help! There must be an imperfection on this girl somewhere!"

    Box a.

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    [suspended user]

    suspended user
    • Rank: Field Marshall
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    This just in...Airbrushing replaced by elbow grease and cloth at Lovehoney scandal.
    Puzzle a ;)

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    m4t1n [sign in to see picture]
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    "Finally you shaved these hairs under your armpits and chose a good deodorant"!

    Cube A

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    BigishBen [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Major
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    • Joined: 17 Sep 2013

    Model: I'm a corkscrew. And now I'm stuck. Little help ladies.........

    Puzzle is A hopefully!

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    Wight*goddess [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 29 Jan 2017

    Yet another day in the life of the Lovehoney green microfibre cloth. Its a tough job but someone's got to do it.

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 15 May 2016

    This is what your call clean & buff :)

    Puzzle a

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 30 Mar 2015

    Puzzle A but I'm completely stumped for a caption.

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    devildogs8 [sign in to see picture]
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    Puzzle answer A.

    Blonde girl "When I put out my CV as a cleaner this isnt what I was expecting"

    Loving reading everyone's posts :)

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    Devoted Husband [sign in to see picture]
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    Puzzle A

    This new pvc fabric becomes transparent when it is heated up, I can show you if I were to rub it like this, we should be able to see what's she is wearing underneath.
    Lucky she is wearing a white g-string as we might have got a shock if she went commando.

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    LR2017 [sign in to see picture]
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    Blonde girl " Jess, I really, really love this new cleaning outfit"

    Jess: " Oh yes!... and it includes matching scrubbing gloves!! "

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    LR2017 [sign in to see picture]
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    LR2017 wrote:

    Blonde girl " Jess, I really, really love this new cleaning outfit"

    Jess: " Oh yes!... and it includes matching scrubbing gloves!! "

    Puzzle Answer A

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    jws2686 [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 20 Feb 2015

    Wow your great at throwing your voice it almost sounds like your humming from inside your skirt.

    A

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    Kurosaki-Kun [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 2 Dec 2007

    Puzzle A

    "Nope, I have no idea where her bellybutton is either....."

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    Colonel Lube [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 6 Oct 2005

    I will say the puzzle answer is a

    As for a caption:

    We've been standing here staring for twenty minutes, at what point does it become creepy?

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    LR2017 [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 76
    • Joined: 3 Apr 2017

    All the Lovehoney-ers in the marketplace say:

    (Way-oh-way-oh, ooh-way-oh-way-oh)

    Walk like an Egyptian

    (Way-oh-way-oh, ooh-way-oh-way-oh)

    Walk like an Egyptian

    Answer A

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    RetroSpazzKat [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Major General
    • Posts: 74
    • Joined: 29 Aug 2014

    Casual fridays at lovehoney is quite the head turner
    Or
    Latex latex on the doll, who's the best lovehoney employee of them all?

    Puzzle A

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