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    LyR [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Lieutenant
    • Posts: 10
    • Joined: 28 Feb 2017

    Whispering: "Hey Jess, on the count of three, we tickle her..."

    Puzzle A

    Thanks

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    *sexybabe* [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 895
    • Joined: 14 Aug 2012

    Do my nipples look big in this?

    Puzzle A. I actually made a replica box and put it together, just in case all the answers above were wrong!! #geek

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    Stuburns [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 1485
    • Joined: 23 Nov 2011

    inny or outy? Just can't tell.
    Puzzle A

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    Lyndav71 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Lieutenant Colonel
    • Posts: 258
    • Joined: 25 Feb 2017

    Good luck everyour some hilarious suggestions x

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    More Sexy at 50 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Brigadier
    • Posts: 199
    • Joined: 6 Mar 2017

    Answer A

    Yawn, they have been polishing for hours. If they don't hurry up I'll wet myself and I cannot bear to go through the boredom of all that polishing again.

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    More Sexy at 50 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Brigadier
    • Posts: 199
    • Joined: 6 Mar 2017

    I've been polishing for ages. Do you think that is cellulite you can see through that skirt or should I just keep polishing ?

    sorry......... No one be offended, please .......

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    More Sexy at 50 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Brigadier
    • Posts: 199
    • Joined: 6 Mar 2017

    If we keep polishing do you think she will orgasm ? It may set a new trend in kink !

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    More Sexy at 50 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Brigadier
    • Posts: 199
    • Joined: 6 Mar 2017

    The longest arousal technique ever developed doesn't look to be working.

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    More Sexy at 50 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Brigadier
    • Posts: 199
    • Joined: 6 Mar 2017

    It's hard to stop once you have started.

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    Jezebella [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 516
    • Joined: 7 Jun 2015

    ... Staring into the abyss

    A.

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    Browncoats [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: General
    • Posts: 1241
    • Joined: 5 Dec 2016

    "can't beat a bit of spit and polish"

    Puzzle A

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    KitsiKiki [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 299
    • Joined: 21 Jun 2013

    "I think we have a problem here... these pasties only come sets of TWO..."

    Cube A

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    More Sexy at 50 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Brigadier
    • Posts: 199
    • Joined: 6 Mar 2017

    Would you mind me polishing you off.

    hum, a bit corny.......

    or

    If we make her stand here a little longer I'm sure her feet and ankles will eventually swell, those shoes have to be excruciating !

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    More Sexy at 50 [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 199
    • Joined: 6 Mar 2017

    Do you think her stomach muscles are flexible enough to bend over and pick up the bottle in her mouth ?

    I doubt it in this skirt.

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    More Sexy at 50 [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 199
    • Joined: 6 Mar 2017

    Beats the usual rubbish dad jokes I do with my daughters ! Thanks Leanne.

    good luck everyone.

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    adge58 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Major General
    • Posts: 16
    • Joined: 12 Oct 2013

    I'm telling you one last time " I can't find her right boob!!!!"......

    Answer A.

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    Wight*goddess [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Lieutenant Colonel
    • Posts: 211
    • Joined: 29 Jan 2017

    The semi-final of "pin the right nipple on the model" was a close call and the adjudicators took some time to declare a winner.

    Cube a.

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 2908
    • Joined: 7 Jan 2014

    This little latex skirt of mine.

    I'm gonna let it shine.

    This fetish side of mine,

    I'm gonna let it shine. Let it shine, Let it shine, Let it shine...

    Hide it under non-kink clothes? No!

    I'm gonna let it shine.

    Hide it under non-kink clothes? No!

    I'm gonna let it shine, let it shine, let it shine.

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    Modo [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 816
    • Joined: 20 May 2015

    Model- "do you two come with the outfit ? Cuz I think I might".

    Answer A

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 2908
    • Joined: 7 Jan 2014

    Goodness was I required to chime in A on the puzzle to be entered in the captain contest.

    A.

    Hope it is official now.

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