• Caption Competition! Forum Fun.

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    Howdy all 

    It is one for your favourites competitions... Caption contest!

    As we are involved in the Bath Comedy Festival it seems like a perfect time to come up with some witty and funny captions for this pic: 

    These two had us in stitches for our vlog and you can watch the full video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ2yRJsxB_U

    To enter you need to pop a comment below with your entry. 

    The funniest caption will win a bundle filled with Lovehoney goodies!

    Runners up shall receive 2000 oh points.

    Competition ends Midday 11th April. Any entries after this will not be counted or verified. 

    Remember the rules of the forum and make us laugh...

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    Boox [sign in to see picture]
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    "I'm telling you wain her dildo was this big!" *thought bubbles fill wains head* "I wonder where i can buy one."

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    "Honestly when errection its this big"!

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    "So you want to buy her some lingerie to go with the new toys but you don't know her dress size".

    "She is about this wide . . . What dress size is that?"

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    *sexybabe* [sign in to see picture]
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    Hoare: My ex bought one of those 'Clone A Willy' kits and used it on my todger!

    Wainwright: aww, did she end up with a little bullet?

    Hoare: Nope, it was about this big...

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    AsYouWish! [sign in to see picture]
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    May I present my entry for the sex toy competition.... The huge invisible dildo!

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    Hoare "The problem with big dildos is that when they are this big, where do you put them?"

    Wainwright "pardon"

    Hoare "I mean where do you store them. I thought it was obviouse where you put then!"

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    And we shall call this new dildo the "wonder woman" because it will fly in via remote control, be invisible and the woman who can take the size will be a rare one indeed.

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    You told your girlfriend that her bum were that big!!

    And you lived to tell the tale. Your a braver man than me.

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Can you guess my reaction when my girlfriend brought up the suggestion of trying pegging.

    That what I said how big.

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Have you ever seen the programme sex sent me to A&E. Well let me tell you I were the star of that particular episode.

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    Essex Couple [sign in to see picture]
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    "This was the size of the one that got away"

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    Addh [sign in to see picture]
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    Honestly that's how long it was after I finally managed to get it out of the vacuum cleaner!

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    Boox [sign in to see picture]
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    "I'm telling you wain her dildo was this big!" *thought bubbles fill wains head* "I wonder where i can buy one?" "Will it be bigger than mine?" "Can i get it in glitter?"

    Reposting as more ideas just came to light :)

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    AsYouWish! [sign in to see picture]
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    ... and then she said, "For me to sleep with a guy with a ginger beard his cock would need to be this big!"

    Sorry mate.

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    Gigglesandjiggles [sign in to see picture]
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    You.promised it was this big!

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    myghost [sign in to see picture]
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    "She told me his wang was this big", (wain) "Hahahahaha as if, she must have been talking about that Great American Challenge dildo named Randy that she uses as a door stop"

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    *sexybabe* [sign in to see picture]
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    Hoare: "My feet are enormous. Seriously, they're this big! And you know what they say about men with big feet..."

    Wainwright: "They make great clowns?" 🤡

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    Delboy1991 [sign in to see picture]
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    What do you mean it's over 15 inch, that's like, this big dude! .. Yes, that looks about right

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    Wainwright and Hoare size things up in the latest episode of guess the sex toy

    Wainwright "Comedy week! The jokes on you Hoare if you think anybody will believe you"

    Hoare explains "The moan drone was this big and brought a complimentary cuppa"

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