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  1. The Name Game - Competition Time

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    MK7 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: General
    • Posts: 351
    • Joined: 21 Sep 2015

    Three Steps to Heaven - https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2481

    The Curious Inserting Of The Cock In The Nighttime - https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=27568

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    Unvoicedformula [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Lieutenant
    • Posts: 1
    • Joined: 9 Jul 2016

    Glass dildos recently purchased, puts a new meaning to having a glass or 2 in the evening.
    Jiggle ball butt plug - 90s song don't stop wiggle wiggle.

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    adamalx [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Colonel
    • Posts: 126
    • Joined: 21 Nov 2016

    Some kind of red vibrator called Raspberry Swirl. Hello to anyone who recognises the reference :)

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    Daleh90 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Brigadier
    • Posts: 285
    • Joined: 7 Oct 2014

    The male tail jail - chastity cage

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    Daleh90 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Brigadier
    • Posts: 285
    • Joined: 7 Oct 2014

    The domesticator - strap on

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    Alwaysonmymind [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Lieutenant Colonel
    • Posts: 134
    • Joined: 22 Nov 2015

    desire rabbit = " One eyed, One horned, Vibrating Purple Pussy eater"

    male double stroker = The wack it jacket

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 1368
    • Joined: 9 Nov 2016

    The entire LH Warehouse - Cum-well to the Pleasure Dome

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    The_Grim_Seeder [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Brigadier
    • Posts: 10
    • Joined: 26 Feb 2017

    My Glitter Girth 8 Vibrator is called "Justin Beaver" 😂

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 1368
    • Joined: 9 Nov 2016

    A Smiths based list

    Ejaculating Dildo - Squeal around the Fountain

    Penis extender - what a difference it does make

    Stroker - Handjob Devil

    https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=26513 Bigmouth Sucks again

    Undermattress bondage Restraints - Stretch out and wait

    https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=15226 Rubber Ring

    Fettsh Range - Is it really so strange?

    Fat Dildo - Girthy is cummer I know

    Chastity Cage - I won't share you

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    Tallish Darkish & Average [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 1770
    • Joined: 24 Oct 2012

    How's about a latex/Pvc Nun outfit:

    A Habit you can't get out of... 😉

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    Modo [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Major General
    • Posts: 769
    • Joined: 20 May 2015

    Shake rattle and roll, love balls/kegel exercisers.

    Snooker cue dildo's, in off the pink, screw the brown.

    Military references.

    Dive bummer butt plugs.

    Snipers, Clit/nipple clamps

    The 88 dildo, big enough to mount on a tiger.

    That got me thinking, list dildo's according to caliber instead of circumference. Are you man/woman enough for the 152 howitzer.

    The 17 pounder screwed many a tiger.

    The 303 multispeed bullet.

    The P51 mustang dildo.

    Finishing off with a stimulating lub. Fireball XL5

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    PurpleGhost93 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Officer Cadet
    • Posts: 3
    • Joined: 3 Mar 2017

    My fiancé likes to fantasise about me with another woman. I won't go there in real life, and being weirdos, he calls me vibrator Gladys.

    Gladys, butt plug for that ass. Have a glad ass.

    Ill go now... 😂

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: General
    • Posts: 1368
    • Joined: 9 Nov 2016

    We like a bit if AC/DC right?

    She's got Balls – Coco de Mer's Catherine pleasure ball set

    High Voltage – Electrosex Kit

    Its a long play, with this cock (if you wanna remote control) - Remote control realistic dildo vibe 7"

    Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheaply -Lovehoney 3 for £10 selection

    Whole Lotta Goes-ie -mains powered wand

    Gone Shootin' -  performance enhancing capsules

    Up To My Neck In You - Collar and neck restraints

    Girls Got Rhythm - Girls, Girls, Girls vibrator
    Walk (misprint) All Over You - Extreme Fuck Me Silly Sex Doll Pussy Ass and Tits Masturbator

    I Put The Finger(s) On You – The hand realistic Dildo
    Beating Around The Bush – Leather slut slapper paddle

    Some Sin For Nothin' - Devils tongue dildo

    Hells Bell(s) End - Glans Strap with Penis Plug

    Shoot To Thrill – Ejaculate Dildo

    Thundersuck – Black thunder dildo and flavoured lube set

    For Those without a cock (We'll flute you) – Strap-on dildo
    Touch Too Much – tickler set
    Sink The Pink – Pink Venus pills

    Cock n Bust – Transexual realistic masturbator

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 5026
    • Joined: 16 Jan 2016

    'Jerk in the Box' - pocket pussy range

    'Bugsy M-alone' - rabbit range

    'Cover all eventualities' - condom range

    'Nip and Fuck' - nipple/clit clamp range

    'To me To you To me To you' - double ended dildo range

    'A Fistful of Hollers' - XL butt plug range

    'Easy Slider' - lube range

    'Stand and Deliver' - over door restraints

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 5026
    • Joined: 16 Jan 2016

    'Open for Business' - spreader bars

    'Out of Bounds'- chastity devices

    'A Bit of Slap and Tickle' - paddles and ticklers

    'Carry on Regardless' - delay spray

    'Pinky and Perky' - female enhancement pills

    'Yabadabadoooooo' - male enhancement pills

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 5026
    • Joined: 16 Jan 2016

    'The Sound of Silence' - ball gag

    'Leader of the Pack' - collar and lead

    'Tie Me Try Me' - under bed restraints

    'All Wrapped up' - bondage tape

    'Porky's' hogtie

    'Let's get this party started' - board game

    'Chocks Away' - positioning wedge

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    adamalx [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Colonel
    • Posts: 126
    • Joined: 21 Nov 2016

    A rabbit style vibrator called Jack Off Jill

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: General
    • Posts: 1368
    • Joined: 9 Nov 2016

    Ballsbashin'Cockwrenchin'Lubetastin'Masterbatin'Vibebuzzin'HignOrgasmFunlovin'Pleasuregivin'Purefizzin'Postme

    Based on that 70's Pe pis (deliberate mis-spelling don't want to advertise them) Ad -for the all the LH orders waiting to be posted...

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    The real cheeky monkey [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 19
    • Joined: 5 Jan 2017

    "don't be silly wrap your willy"- condoms

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    The real cheeky monkey [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 19
    • Joined: 5 Jan 2017

    "The anal Intruder" - butt plug

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