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  1. The Name Game - Competition Time

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    Hello there,

    It is forum competion time! 

    Let's have some fun with some products we sell on the site.

    Can you think of a funny product name?

    Any theme, rhyme, pun or joke is acceptable. The rule is: make each other laugh (of course standard froum rules still apply) 

    For Example: Ring my bell: Vibrating Cock Ring wink

    Winner recieves a Lovehoney bundle with a couple runner up prizes of Oh! Points.

    So let's get posting and laughing!

    Post below with your entry.

    You can enter more than once. 

    Competition ends Tuesday 7th March 2017.

    Good Luck! 

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    matnem [sign in to see picture]
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    My SO and I always name our toys. The most fun one (I think) is "Thumper" which is the name of her Rabbit. Seems like a good name for a rabbit to me!

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    Sxleksaker [sign in to see picture]
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    "The rabbit that will turn into a habit" :)

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    Lovethekink [sign in to see picture]
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    Tickle my fancy - Feather tickler

    😂 I'm no good at this game haha

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    Scorpius12 [sign in to see picture]
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    BOB for a Vibrator - Battery Operated Boyfriend

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    Troubled Joe [sign in to see picture]
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    Mrs TJ calls her rabbit Roger. Not after the cartoon character, just because of what she uses it for.

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    Kurosaki-Kun [sign in to see picture]
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    The "Madonna: Like A Virgin - THRUST Pro Mini"

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    Finally a competition I might be some good at.

    Davenport - rope hog tie (named after the Davenport brothers 1860's rope escape artists).

    Lettice licker - squeel and go type toy.

    Beyonce - cock ring ("'Cause if you like it, then you should have put a ring on it".)

    Suck-it-and-see - clear penis pump.

    Glass hammer - glass dildo (with a bulbouse tip/head).

    Little nippers - nipple clamps.

    Irene Adler - whip or crop.

    Houdini - chain based restraints.

    Electric Eel - insertable electrostim toy.

    Space Hopper - suction cup dildo (ideally orange in colour).

    Puffer fish - inflatable textured butt plug.

    I hope I have got the idea of this right, or I'm really making a fool of myself here. ☺️

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    Scorpius12 [sign in to see picture]
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    Here are a couple of movie puns that are also funny when thinking of sex toys:

    Alien - "In space, no one can hear you scream"

    Moonraker "I think he’s attempting re-entry"

    And just some movie names that could double as toy names ...

    Deep Impact - g-spot vibe

    The fast and the furious - stronic drei

    Kiss kiss bang bang

    They came together - we-vibe

    Iron giant - metal dildo

    Jaws - nipple clamps

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    The 50 cal. - bullet vibrator.

    Coloured party hats - coloured condoms

    Miners hats - glow in the dark condoms

    Carmen Meranda - fruit flavoured condoms

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    Lorah13 [sign in to see picture]
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    There used to be a restaurant called Red Peaches, would make a good name for a spanker of some kind like a paddle.

    Or Row your Boat for a paddle.

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    Rosy - male stroker (Rosy palm and her five daughters). sorry for that one.

    Chicken coup - cock cage

    The invisible jugglers - free roaming kegal balls

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    Banana man - curved dildo (like this https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=30004 )

    Cherry bombs - red jiggle balls.

    To heads are better than one - double penerator.

    The bank job - lace topped hold ups 

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    Lorah13 [sign in to see picture]
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    Every little helps- penis pump/penis enhancer

    Whet your appetite- flavoured lube

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
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    I call my dp dildo 'Dick and Dom'

    Xxxxx

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    Boox [sign in to see picture]
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    Neil Armstrong-Butt plug

    "Thats one small hole to enter, one giant push for mankind."

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    Boox [sign in to see picture]
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    Boox wrote:

    Neil Armstrong-Butt plug

    "Thats one small hole to enter, one giant push for mankind."

    Thomas Edison - Fleshlight

    "I am not lonely , i have just found thousands of vaginas in a single design."

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    Colonel Lube [sign in to see picture]
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    How about:

    Extend-a-bellend penis sleeve

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    Ejaculating Dildo- The Big Gun, Cocked and loaded

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    Colonel Lube [sign in to see picture]
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    Keep your sex toys warm with this new product straight from the shire. Dildo Lagging

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