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  1. Roses are Red. Violets are Blue, we want to know more from you... COMPETITION!

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    lmh95 [sign in to see picture]
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    lmh95 wrote:

    lmh95 wrote:

    Sung to the tune of:
    Can't take my eyes off of you - Frankie Valli

    Lovehoney is the best place for you
    To make all your Valentine's day fantasies come true
    Their vast selection is such
    That I want to order so much
    The brown parcel will quickly arrive
    And our sex life will spark back alive
    Lovehoney is the best place it's true
    There's always something exciting and new

    With first class customer care
    There's nowhere else that can compare
    With live chat discreetly online you can speak
    To advise what's best to give your lovelife a tweak
    They know how nervous newbies can feel
    But they can reassure you it's really no big deal
    Lovehoney is the best place it's true
    To get a Valentine's gift or two

    I love you baby and we'll be up all night
    I need you baby to reach the highest height
    I love you baby thrust in me and we'll play
    Oh pretty baby you'll tie me down all day
    Oh pretty baby now that you've bound me, stay
    And let me Lovehoney you baby,
    let me Lovehoney you

    Lovehoney is the best place for you
    To make all your Valentine's day fantasies come true
    With floggers, pinwheels, feather ticklers and such
    I'll excitedly quiver from your touch
    Our bodies will truly feel alive
    When we experiment with a brand new toy or five
    Lovehoney is the best place for you
    To find the perfect Valentine's gift or two

    I'd love you baby to tie my corset tight
    I need you baby to try some of Lovehoney's sweet delight
    I love you baby trust in me with some blindfold play
    Oh pretty baby we'll try warm oil or ice cubes today
    Oh pretty baby you'll feel it really good, okay?
    So let me Lovehoney you baby, let me Lovehoney you.


    Great competition Leanne. Good luck everyone x

    Hope it's okay to do so but I've ammended my spelling mistakes and changed my entry a little. I've just had a chance to read through all the ones that I hadn't read already and I noticed one of my lines is very similar to someone else's post. Sorry, totally unintentional, so I've changed mine slightly. Well done everyone. Some really clever posts so far!! Delboy1991. That post is hot, hot, hot! You'd be great as an erotic fiction writer x
    Gah! Sorry Leanne just realised I've "done a Pitbull" and rhymed true with true! Changed my entry for the final time. Sorry x
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    RosyCheek [sign in to see picture]
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    For Valentines I shopped at Lovehoney,
    I wanted a rabbit not a bunny.
    I browsed knickers and bras,
    Vibrators and glass.
    Now suddenly I've spent all of my money!

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    lmh95 [sign in to see picture]
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    To Mr lmh95

    Roses are red
    My new Lovehoney babydoll is blue
    I really can't wait
    To spend a super sexy Valentine's day with you x

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    Tallish Darkish & Average [sign in to see picture]
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    lmh95 wrote:

    lovingnewtoys wrote:

    @LUC - I am guessing things are really looking more rosy for you both - for that I make you both winners xxxx

    +1. Hope you have a great Valentine's day together :)

    lovingnewtoys wrote:

    @LUC - I am guessing things are really looking more rosy for you both - for that I make you both winners xxxx

    Why thank you both, yes things getting better but slowly slowly catchy monkey or however it goes. Thanks again for the concern again and sorry for hijack, as you were guys bad/pervy/lovey-dovey poetry.
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    MrsK84 [sign in to see picture]
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    Valentine's is here, we know what to do,
    A gift for me and one for you,
    But no roses red or violets blue,
    Straight to lovehoney for something for two,

    We've swapped our cards and had our dinner,
    Now lock the door we're on to a winner,
    Alone at last, we know each other so well
    One look from you and I'm under your spell
    Love, passion and fun, we're at it like bunnies,
    A fantastic night that we owe to Lovehoney!

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    Kirsty92 [sign in to see picture]
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    Roses are red
    Watches are gold
    I'll get on my knees
    And do as I'm told

    Roses are red
    Chocolate is brown
    Pull down your pants
    And let me go to town

    Hold back my hair
    Push it deep
    I'll swallow it all
    A promise to keep

    Nothing spilled
    No not a drop
    Fill my mouth
    Then go on top

    Fuck me hard
    Fuck me nice
    You love to tease
    You love to entice

    You make me scream
    You make me moan
    My gorgeous man
    Always got me in the zone

    Don't mean to brag
    Don't mean to boast
    But it's clear who's best
    No one ever came close

    The man who took my heart away
    Takes my breath every day
    This gorgeous man
    With whom I lay

    For my Mr Gorgeous 💟
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    rubberdesires [sign in to see picture]
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    Ok so you have to sing this in the mindset of the ice Ice Baby song from vanilla ice

    Alright stop, come close and listen
    I am here with a valentines invention

    Sometimes when you hold me tightly,
    lay me down on the bed in my nighty,

    Will it ever stop? Yes when you blow
    Turn off the lights and I'll swallow

    like our sex to the extreme,
    Fill it with butt plugs and I'll scream.

    Rush ---- my heads going to explode
    Your killing it now don't stop I'm close

    Deadly - a vac bed could be,
    But I can't help thinking how fun shibari could be

    Love Kink or leave it - you better not sway
    Lovehoney is here and there's plenty to choose from, my bae

    If there was a problem, yo they will solve
    Because their customer service is second to none
    Just email them they will solve it x

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    Delboy1991 [sign in to see picture]
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I want him so much,
    But I love lovehoney too!

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney will make our Valentines day,

    In ramping up our sexual play,

    From opening the box with the prize

    the ensuing moans, groans and cries

    There'll be plenty of months of whey hay....

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    Scared'lil'pussy [sign in to see picture]
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    Okay here goes nothing, not a rhyming poem but my thoughts on how I hope my Valentine's day wStand By l be.

    Lying By My Side

    My Valentine, the darkness has come,
    Fear rises inside,
    Lying awake with you by my side,
    I quiver and shake, pondering my fate.

    When a slight sensation, a whisper of breath,
    Starts my heart to race,
    As fingertips caress,
    A whistle, a blow
    My breathing quickens and fear let's go.

    I murmur a moan, as a tongue flicks,
    A tingle, a shiver,
    A nibble, a tweak, my breasts you seek,
    Not a word or sound do you make.

    Cupped in your hands, teased and pleased,
    More moans I seek,
    Gently you play while I let myself go,
    Sensation heightened,
    A pleasure of foreplay, a LoveHoney brand.

    You leave, you return,
    Ice cold your finger and thumb,
    I gasp,
    Your hand ponders and lingers,
    Slowly down my thigh.

    Moans and cries, an orgasm may come,
    The threat, the tease,
    I'm eager to please
    You wait, you wait,
    And continue to tease.

    The flick and prod of your tongue,
    Lick and chew, tweek and pull,
    Fingers part,
    We are now one

    Your thrust and urge, dominate my moans,
    As we head for the highest height,
    Two have become one,
    And our orgasm has begun.

    Thank you LoveHoney for sharing our bed.

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    Scared'lil'pussy [sign in to see picture]
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    Ignore my intro it went haywire 😂

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    Brilliant comp with some great enteries 😄💜

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    *AdamKR* [sign in to see picture]
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    Lol you are most welcome

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
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    Goodness - what a creative lot - I was quite pleased with my efforts - then I read everyone else's!!!

    Good luck all - it's so exciting xxxx

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    Scared'lil'pussy [sign in to see picture]
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    Wow alot of very talented members, wishing everyone good luck.

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    lmh95 [sign in to see picture]
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    Another one for Mr Lmh95

    My lipstick is ruby red
    My Lovehoney underwear is blue
    I'm such a happy girl
    To get to spend another Valentine's Day and night with you x

    Good luck everyone. Really enjoyed reading all of your fantastic entries x
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    lmh95 [sign in to see picture]
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    My lipstick is ruby red
    My Lovehoney lingerie is blue
    I'm such a happy girl
    To get to spend another Valentine's Day and night with you x

    Changed this slightly. I meant to write "lingerie" instead of "underwear" the first time but made a mistake. Don't know what I was thinking of ;)

    Sorry Leanne :)

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    Modo [sign in to see picture]
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    I lovehoney and I lovecream

    and nearing valentines my thoughts are obscene,

    bollocks to roses and chocolates too,

    I just want to get hold of you,

    turn you over and hold you down'

    noway am I leaving you with a frown

    climb aboard and dive right in

    I relive this part right now with a grin.

    Thrusting, thrusting on the bed

    cries of pleasure as it comes to a head.

    The screams I shout are not of lust,

    my back has gone, I think it's bust.

    I lie on you in so much pain

    my bloody sex life, gone again!

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    Twas the night before Valentines and all through the house,
    no vibrator was buzzing not even a wand

    The stockings were pinned to the garters with care
    in the hopes that package would soon be there.

    the love eggs were nestled between the legs
    while vision of lingerie danced through our heads

    when out in the hallway, arrived with a clatter
    lovehoney was here we burst out with chatter

    we sprang down the stairs, unwrapping the tether,
    shiny and strong, made from fine leather

    twas the night before valentines and all through the house,
    were the cries of pleasure,

    could ask for no better

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    Salacious-osaurus [sign in to see picture]
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'll caress your clit
    And I'll lick it too

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