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  1. Roses are Red. Violets are Blue, we want to know more from you... COMPETITION!

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    Hello all 

    The day is almost upon us to lavish our OH or oursleves with gifts for Valentine's day.

    We want to give out a Valentine's bundle to a lucky forum member... 

    All we ask from you is a poem, song or lymric using Lovehoney & Valentine's day as your brief. 

    Post your enteries below & a winner shall be plucked Monday at midday to receive a treat from us! 

    💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓Good Luck all and much love! ðŸ’“💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Thinking heads on over the weekend then. ❤️

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    Scorpius12 [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 18 Dec 2007

    Oooohhh exciting! Will definitely give it a go xx

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    *AdamKR* [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 21 Sep 2009

    Silly question - can you give an example?

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    *AdamKR* wrote:

    Silly question - can you give an example?

    Not sure if you search you will find some recent similar competitions, but basically you can submit a poem or a little diddy with a theme around valentines / lovehoney to enter. Be creative and have fun =)

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    *AdamKR* [sign in to see picture]
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    Ahhh ok i get it now :-) thank you

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    *AdamKR* [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 21 Sep 2009

    Roses are red,
    And cost lots of money!
    Instead i bought you some sex toys,
    Compliments of Lovehoney! ;-)

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    Boox [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 8 Sep 2015

    Im not very good at poetry but this sounds super fun to try! Excited to see what everyone comes up with!xx

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
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    Think 'Dirty Dancing' - here's my effort

    We’re having the time of our lives,

    We’ve never felt this way before,

    And we swear, it’s the truth

    And we owe it all to you.

    We love each other but,

    We’d got into a rut - it’s true

    We looked all through your site,

    It took nearly all night - who knew

    I’ll tell you something, I’d been dreaming of.

    We found that something - it’s called bum love, and now

    We’re having the time of our lives,

    We’ve never felt this way before,

    And we swear, it’s the truth

    And we owe it all to you.

    Butt plugs and so much more

    Lingerie that I adore, oh boy.

    Nights filled with lots of fun

    And a spanking of my bum, what joy.

    I’ll tell you something I can’t get enough of.

    Love Honey’s service, it’s a cut above, and so

    We’re having the time of our lives,

    We’ve never felt this way before,

    And we swear, it’s the truth

    And we owe it all to you.

    (For some reason hasn't spaced properly but hope you get the gist) xx

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    Boox [sign in to see picture]
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    The day has come where love begun

    And all the lovers just wanna have fun

    dates and partying all night long

    The couples head home to make their own song

    Romance or kink whatever they please

    There's always more time to tease

    With butt bugs and strap ons to put you in awe

    You'll make it a night to remember for sure

    Rabbits and bullets at the ready

    Trying your best to keep your legs steady

    Stockings and dresses to make them sway

    Thats just the Lovehoney way!

    Ladies and gentleman whatever your pleasure

    The lovehoney team will find you your treasure!

    My best attempt! Happy Valentine everyone!! xx

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    MissNoir [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 30 Jun 2014

    Valentine's is nearing.

    And it's all I keep hearing.

    So Lovehoney here I come!

    To surprise my special someone.

    ^_^

    Worth a shot, I'm terrible at this sort of thing haha

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    Sexaddict12345 [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 5 Feb 2016

    Roses are red
    Nuts are brown
    Skirts are up
    Pants are down
    Body to body
    Skin to skin
    When it's stiff
    Stick it in
    😜😉

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    Boox [sign in to see picture]
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    Boox wrote:

    The day has come where love begun

    And all the lovers just wanna have fun

    dates and partying all night long

    The couples head home to make their own song

    Romance or kink whatever they please

    There's always more time to tease

    With butt plugs and strap ons to put you in awe

    You'll make it a night to remember for sure

    Rabbits and bullets at the ready

    Trying your best to keep your legs steady

    Stockings and dresses to make them sway

    Thats just the Lovehoney way!

    Ladies and gentleman whatever your pleasure

    The lovehoney team will find you your treasure!

    My best attempt! Happy Valentine everyone!! xx

    butt plugs!! excuse my autocorrect nobody wants butt bugs :/

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    Racer248 [sign in to see picture]
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Bend over now
    I'm going to spank you

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    Roses are red, Violets are blue
    But give me a rabbit and a chocolate or two
    You can now make my wish come true
    It's available at Lovehoney-it's new!

    The desire chocolate box is hot news
    Sex or chocolate? I won't have to choose
    Come on you really have nothing to loose
    Take a look its got 5 star reviews

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    etc28 [sign in to see picture]
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    If the Roses are Red,

    but your balls are Blue,

    Lovehoney has the answer for you.

    Be it a plug for your bum,

    or a dildo for two,

    Lovehoney makes Valentines dreams come true!

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
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    A poem dedicated to Mr LNT

    Roses are red, Violets are blue

    I love my bum spanked

    And so do you.

    My knickers are black, the lace is pink

    Love Honey's the place

    I can buy all my kinks.

    Valentine's is here now what shall I do?

    I'll done my best kit

    And I'll do YOU!!

    XXXX

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
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    lovingnewtoys wrote:

    A poem dedicated to Mr LNT

    Roses are red, Violets are blue

    I love my bum spanked

    And so do you.

    My knickers are black, the lace is pink

    Love Honey's the place

    I can buy all my kinks.

    Valentine's is here now what shall I do?

    I'll done my best kit

    And I'll do YOU!!

    XXXX

    'Don my best kit' - not done - having same issues as Boox with predictive text - grrrrr!!!!!

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    Delboy1991 [sign in to see picture]
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    Valentines day.

    I walk into the bedroom and see you sitting there
    Relaxing quietly in your favorite lovehoney chair
    I'm ready to play and have some fun
    But you're tired from all day out in the sun

    So I think for a minute and suddenly I know
    I can still have fun and give you a show
    I take off my shirt and kick off my shoes
    Stepping out of my jeans, I give you a view

    Taking off my panites and bra that's dark red
    I sit right across from you on our big comfy bed
    I bring my hands up to my breasts
    Giving them a nice and gentle caress

    Squeezing them gently as I look into your eyes
    Clamps pinching my nipples as I give a soft sigh
    I lay my head back as my hand travels down
    Between my legs to my soft warm mound

    Rubbing my pussy so soft and slow
    Looking at your pants I can see your cock grow
    Carefully I part my now swollen slit
    Then I start making circles around my aching hard clit

    Slowly my dildo goes round and round
    From somewhere within me comes this soft moaning sound
    Then I move down and slip two fingers deep inside
    Ohhh baby I'm so wet, so easily they glide

    In and out, up and down my toy takes its toll
    I cum so hard from deep down in my soul
    I moan your name as my orgasm flows
    I need to feel you inside me so badly it shows

    I look over and see you naked, standing there
    Your cock is so hard all I can do is stare
    I turn over and get on my hands and my knees
    Ohhh come on and fuck me hard, baby please

    I feel your hard cock as you enter so slow
    Pushing in deeper and deeper as far as it'll go
    Then you start moving it faster, in and out
    Mmmmm baby yea, that's what I'm talking about

    Then suddenly I feel it building up from within
    As you keep pounding into me over and over again
    Finally I cum and my juices start flowing
    With your hard cock inside me, as it keeps going

    In and out you keep slamming inside
    My pussy is so wet your cock seems to glide
    Then you start to cum and I feel you explode
    My pussy squeezes your cock as you empty your load
    So sweaty and hot, we collapse in a heap
    We curl up together and drift off to sleep.

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    SmokingHotLove [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney is the place to go!
    If you need to get with your flow!

    It has all the toys!
    For both girls and boys!

    If your looking for pleasure!
    To "COME" at your leisure!

    Why go anywhere else!
    No need to do it all yourself!

    There's much fun to be had!
    If you like to be bad!

    With such an array of choice!
    Where else to get moist!

    Lovehoney spells fun!
    You'll simply come and.come!

    Sex toys and lingerie!
    Who wouldn't want to play!

    Knee tremble or spasm!
    You're guaranteed an orgasm!

    So thank you Lovehoney!
    Our valentine bunny!

    🐰💕🐰💕🐰💕

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