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  1. Forum Review Competition...

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations all! 🌟X

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    Congrats clockwork and sumsub, both incredible pieces well worthy of winning. I found them very enjoyable to read 👍💖xx

    Congrats throw me to the lesbians and Nat. Enjoyed your pieces 👍💖xx

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    Shadow Collector [sign in to see picture]
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    Didn't enter this one (wanted to, but time got the better of me) but I really hope these type of competitions come up again. They're a real blast, both writing for and seeing all the entries. Hoge congratulations to both SumSub and Clockwork_Oasis, well earned victories and I hope those luxury testers live up to expectations! :D

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    glittergirl [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations to the worthy winners 😀

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    glittergirl [sign in to see picture]
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    So here was my very quick silly little entry wish i had time to write some better but time was not my friend on this one hope it made Leanne smile thou

    Pussy cat
    Pussy cat where have you been?
    i been to bath to vist the lovehoney team.
    Don't ask me what i did there!
    The answer will shock you and make you stair.
    Leanne working on the forum and jess holding a cock!
    The returns team where over run with stock!
    Some was clean and some was smelly you better put on your waders and wheelys .
    You dont want to see what they done to the poor dolly!!!
    phones on the go .
    Advice was given ,sorry sir no we don't provide that.
    its not meant for sitting on. YES that's a fact!!!
    You got it stuck ??? I bet you look rather silly wondering around with you dick in her belly
    pull this way ,turn the thing off .
    yes first of all it should of come out the box!
    dear oh dear !!!
    glad that days done .
    Lets go home and forget the day done, how on earth did it get stuck in his bum??
    i sat on the mat in front of the fire.
    thought for a moment my mind did wonder???
    all of that for your sexual desire.
    hope this was bit of fun and thanks for chance to
    win.

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations clockwork oasis and Sumsub on winning, well don as a runner up NatandTom.

    I will post my entry below, please forgive the spelling.

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    Finding lovehoney.

    An advert on the telly, is what started it off,

    We'll have a look, it might be a laugh.

    My eyes open wide, my mouth agass,

    When I saw the size of things, you can put up your ass.

    A range of stockings, and sexy lingerie,

    In plus size as well, they might fir me.

    Bondage? Spanking your lover, what a strange thought.

    Shows how much I knew, absolutely nought.

    Since this day, quite some time has passed.

    My aprehension and naivety, that didn't last.

    A vast box of toys I now own,

    My love of bondage, who could have known.

    A regular forum member I have become.

    The support there is second to none.

    So come join lovehoney, it might change your life.

    Or at least rejuvenate your sex life.

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    glittergirl [sign in to see picture]
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    Like it fun louise

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    Lorah13 [sign in to see picture]
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    Here's my entry, a little poem with a fairytaleish twist, I'm not much of a poet but twas fun to write. :)

    Once upon a time
    In a far away land
    There lived a queen
    Her name was Leanne.
    She ruled over a kingdom
    Lovehoney was its name
    It was mighty and strong
    Sexual happiness was it's aim.
    With a lovely community
    All banded together,
    And the help of some squirrels
    People's sex lives got better.
    From cuffs and crops
    To dildos and vibrators
    The kingdom grew and grew
    For everyone it caters.
    In this enchanted land
    In which sexual health matters
    Friendly advice is given
    Along with some banter and laughter.
    Under the Queens fair rules
    Everyone lives happily
    And with Oh points and orgasms
    I know it's where I want to be.

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