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    Sxleksaker [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations both :)

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    Colonel Lube [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations to all.

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    And last but not least is the Final runner up NatandTom with : 

    "I ain’t worried ‘bout nothin’

    I ain’t worried ‘bout nada

    Cause I know someone on the forum will have an answer

    To my question, query or problem

    There’s so many discussions to get involved in

    Anal sex, squirting and threesomes

    Are the most popular subjects

    Why don’t people read the rulings

    And use the freakin’ search function

    Cause now it actually works, works, works, works, works, works, works

    Thanks to Leanne’s efforts, forts, forts, forts, forts, forts, forts

    It must have been hard work, work, work, work, work, work, work

    To clear it all up, up, up, up, up, up, up

    But now it’s good as new, oh, oh, oh oh

    But now it’s good as new, oh, oh, oh oh

    Let’s talk about what’s new

    And become totally obsessed

    With our ever-growing, lingerie wish lists

    We could even play a game, like change a letter

    To kill some time before work or get to know each other better

    I know the secret squirrels work hard

    On reviews for everything

    To help me make some good decisions

    And stop me buying all the things

    And it really works, works, works, works, works, works, works

    Thanks to their efforts, forts, forts, forts, forts, forts, forts

    It can be hard work, work, work, work, work, work, work

    To write your feelings up, up, up, up, up, up, up

    But it’s so fun to do, oh, oh, oh oh

    It’s so fun to do, oh, oh, oh oh"

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations to all the winners great entries.

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    Thank you for taking part it has been a really tough pick. Fantatsic enteries all round! 

    I look forward to more competions in the near futureheart

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    Well done everyone.

    Leanne, not saying that people will, but if someone didn't win but wanted to share their entry anyway, is it acceptable for them to post here?

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    Leanne, not saying that people will, but if someone didn't win but wanted to share their entry anyway, is it acceptable for them to post here?

    Absolutely, post away if you wish to share. 

    I did it in email format to make it easier for me to track enteries :) 

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    sorry I missed this... i have been very under the weather =(

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    ThrowMeToTheLesbians [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh wow! Thank you so much Leanne! <3

    Congrats to Clockwork_Oasis, Sum Sub and NatandTom!

    I'd love to read what others wrote if they'd like to post it here.

    This has made a crappy weekend a lot better. xD

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    Vanilla_Kink [sign in to see picture]
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    Wow really enjoyed reading through those! All very well deserved winners!
    Disappointed I missed this, it looks like it would have been a lot of fun. Note to self. Stop being so busy so you can enjoy the Lovehoney forum again!

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    SmokingHotLove [sign in to see picture]
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    Congrats to all worthy winners 👏

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    Clockwork_Oasis [sign in to see picture]
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    ThrowMeToTheLesbians wrote:

    Oh wow! Thank you so much Leanne! <3

    Congrats to Clockwork_Oasis, Sum Sub and NatandTom!

    I'd love to read what others wrote if they'd like to post it here.

    This has made a crappy weekend a lot better. xD

    Congratulations to you too! Loved your entry!

    And yes! I hope others share their entries =) Great fun to read!

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    Lorah13 [sign in to see picture]
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    Well done everyone. Very worthy winners and runners up :)

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    Lovebirds_x [sign in to see picture]
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    Congrats to the winners, great entries! Interested to see if anyone else shares theirs :)

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    captainmeow [sign in to see picture]
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    Congrats all of you! Really fun to read! And sing along too in Nat's case XD

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
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    Well here's my attempt, sung to the tune of 'Somewhere over the Rainbow'.

    'Somewhere You'll find a Dildo'

    Somewhere you'll find a dildo, just for you.

    Have fun choosing you're dildo, that's all you need to do.

    First class service and you'll know, where to go.

    Next time you need a dildo, Love Honey don't say no.

    The staff are great, the choice is vast,

    The service is so good and fast

    It's crazy

    You scan, you pick, you choose, you click

    They pack , they send, they've mastered it

    It's made that easy.

    Somewhere you'll find a dildo, and it's true

    Love Honey's the place that we go to

    To make our dreams come true.

    If you're not sure, give it a try

    Their service makes you want to buy

    Oh My!!

    Not sure Judy Garland would have appreciated this version!!!!

    I tried!!!!

    Congrats all winners and runners up xxx

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    Scorpius12 [sign in to see picture]
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    Clockwork_Oasis wrote:

    Congratulations Sum Sub! What a lovely entry, made me happy to read it. Felt very true to the feeling of the community <3

    +1 Congratulations to you both - excellent work guys xx

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    Scorpius12 [sign in to see picture]
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    Also Congratulations to NatandTom too! Another excellent read xx

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    Good stuff peeps and well done...

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    MK7 [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations to all! Enjoyable reads all around. Talented writers on this site.

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