• Lovehoney sex toy tester thread 2017

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    lmh95 [sign in to see picture]
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    Good luck to all those hoping to review the flickering tongue.

    Enjoy :)

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    Tony McA [sign in to see picture]
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    That Fetish couples machine looks AMAZING. I feel like we've tried every fetish and couples toy on the site, this one looks pretty fun! Fingers crossed!

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    Shadow Collector [sign in to see picture]
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    Ohmygodohmygodohmygod I need that gorgeous flickering tongue in my life right now!

    Please, Lovehoney Gods; give me a chance to test this out, it times perfectly with the start of exam stress season in Uni so I could really do with the stress relief and I promise I'll give it the best home you could ask for! :D

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    KirstyLee [sign in to see picture]
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    List updated.
    Everything crossed for the flickering tongue, that looks amazing to try!

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    I really need to stress the importance of only adding items to your list you are truly able to review and test. 

    It is a huge waste of everyone's time & also a waste of money sending something out to have it returned (or in some cases not even returned) . Not only do you have to make arrangements to send it back, I then need to locate a new reviewer and issue more stock against a review. 

    We totally get that life outside Lovehoney happens and things get in the way. If you have a situation that will stop you testing an item in the time frame or even at all, let me know. I do not bite and I have worked with many members to find suitable deadlines for them and us. Same with faulty items, this can not be helped! You just need to contact me or customer care if you would rather. 

    The tester list is not to receive freebies that you think you 'may like to try', it is for honest and helpful feedback based on something you are in a position to review. These reviews are helpful to you as a customer and to us so we know what stock and items we should be selling for you all.

    This can impact being picked for testers in the furture if you add things that you feel you can't review. 

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    Yummymummy :-* [sign in to see picture]
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    I love the look of the Fetish Fantasy Couples Sex Machine! 😍

    I've only tried a miamaxx before which was awesome but it's just really made me want a proper machine. I wonder how loud it is?

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    Boogaloo [sign in to see picture]
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    I can definitely give honest & helpful feedback on the flickering tongue for you Leanne. That is the type of toy I feel I'm most suited to and I would be delighted (and very lucky!) to test it for you 😊

    List updated 👍🏼

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    PurpleHeart [sign in to see picture]
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    List updated! Would love to give the tongue a good run and review! :)

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    Updated with the tounge!

    Wow :)

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    Mr&MrsA75 [sign in to see picture]
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    I am more than confident my husband and I would give that sex machine a thorough testing and detailed review - within 24 hours lol x

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    Terri JJ [sign in to see picture]
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    I actually dreamt of that flickering tongue last night ! I adore clit stim...would really love to feel if its as good as it looks (it was pretty good in my dream, I woke up very wet) ;) lol x

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    Lovinthetoys [sign in to see picture]
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    Ive had similar for that sex machine, Its something i have always wanted to try but funds never allow for that level of extravagence. Fingers crossed for all.

    And fair point Leanne, I have had to go back and edit posts after thinking properly about suitability. It can be tempting to try and offer to review as many things as possible, but some are just not right for everyone.

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    Lovebirds_x [sign in to see picture]
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    Still loving the look of that sex machine, certainly in a position to test it all.

    Point (re)taken Leanne, sorry you have to keep repeating what seems like a simple set of rules! :/

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    Jambal [sign in to see picture]
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    After a very heated (for all the right reasons) discussion we have said that the sex machine would certainly add a complely new dimention to play! just looking and imagining the fun that could be had together on that think, me trying out the internal stroking mechanisms and her seeing just how much of the giant attachments she can take!! that would be a gift not easily to be beaten and we envy any lucky individual or couple lucky enough to get their hands on the mighty machine!!

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    etc28 [sign in to see picture]
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    It is easy for your eyes to bigger than your stomach (really had to resist urge to change that metaphor) when you see a new tester list come up and have certainly been guilty of it myself in past but due to time constraints I definitely have made an effort these days to only add those items on to my tester list that I know i could test and review properly

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    AsYouWish! [sign in to see picture]
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    We would love a go with a sex machine!

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    *Reading you loud and clear squirrel commander*

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
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    List empty - wouldn't dream of putting anything on there I couldn't submit a useful/honest review for - it wouldn't be fair on someone else who could do the item justice xxx

    Good luck all lusting xxx

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    MK7 [sign in to see picture]
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    Sex machine is still there and I am still quietly praying that it becomes mine

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    NaughtyNerd [sign in to see picture]
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    I would love to test the Flickering Tongue vibe.

    I love clitoral orgasms however they take more effort that g-spot orgasms for me so I would love to test it from the view of someone who doesn't have clitoral orgasms as easily as others.

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