• Lovehoney sex toy tester thread 2017

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    Lovinthetoys [sign in to see picture]
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    Ive had similar for that sex machine, Its something i have always wanted to try but funds never allow for that level of extravagence. Fingers crossed for all.

    And fair point Leanne, I have had to go back and edit posts after thinking properly about suitability. It can be tempting to try and offer to review as many things as possible, but some are just not right for everyone.

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    Lovebirds_x [sign in to see picture]
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    Still loving the look of that sex machine, certainly in a position to test it all.

    Point (re)taken Leanne, sorry you have to keep repeating what seems like a simple set of rules! :/

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    After a very heated (for all the right reasons) discussion we have said that the sex machine would certainly add a complely new dimention to play! just looking and imagining the fun that could be had together on that think, me trying out the internal stroking mechanisms and her seeing just how much of the giant attachments she can take!! that would be a gift not easily to be beaten and we envy any lucky individual or couple lucky enough to get their hands on the mighty machine!!

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    It is easy for your eyes to bigger than your stomach (really had to resist urge to change that metaphor) when you see a new tester list come up and have certainly been guilty of it myself in past but due to time constraints I definitely have made an effort these days to only add those items on to my tester list that I know i could test and review properly

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    AsYouWish! [sign in to see picture]
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    We would love a go with a sex machine!

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    *Reading you loud and clear squirrel commander*

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
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    List empty - wouldn't dream of putting anything on there I couldn't submit a useful/honest review for - it wouldn't be fair on someone else who could do the item justice xxx

    Good luck all lusting xxx

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    Sex machine is still there and I am still quietly praying that it becomes mine

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    I would love to test the Flickering Tongue vibe.

    I love clitoral orgasms however they take more effort that g-spot orgasms for me so I would love to test it from the view of someone who doesn't have clitoral orgasms as easily as others.

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    Understood Leanne and completely understandable for lovehoney and for the reviewer to receive an item that can be truly tested for a full honest review.

    Good luck to who gets picked for the sex machine. Looking forward to reading the review for that one.

    Can anyone remember if there were a thread where you post links to your latest review. I've typed several words in the search bar to find and I can't anywhere.

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    Heidi920 [sign in to see picture]
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    ^ I've had a little look too and can't seem to find a specific thread for it x

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    MrandMrsAndy [sign in to see picture]
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    List updated :)

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    AsYouWish! [sign in to see picture]
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    Could today be someone's lucky day? Sex machine testing would be a lot of fun!
    It looks like you can even attach a paddle for mechanical spanking!

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    Lovinthetoys [sign in to see picture]
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    Fingers crossed :)

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    AsYouWish! [sign in to see picture]
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    Tease and denial from Leanne. She loves the power!

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    AsYouWish! wrote:

    Tease and denial from Leanne. She loves the power!

    Or perhaps she's just busy? 🤔
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    AsYouWish! [sign in to see picture]
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    Could be that too but in my imagination she sat in the Lovehoney headquarters in an extinct volcano (near Bristol) gaining evil delight from toying with her tester minions!

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    ;) 

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    AsYouWish! [sign in to see picture]
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    As I thought!

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    Lovinthetoys [sign in to see picture]
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    Stroking a white cat as we speak i bet :)

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