• New Year Forum Contest- Caption time! ๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽ†

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    drew19665 [sign in to see picture]
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    so this is what santa wears under his coat

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    drew19665 [sign in to see picture]
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    he's behind you.

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    Thumper the Rabbit [sign in to see picture]
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    Sammi was giving it her all in the Kristmas Kegel Kompetition!

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    HappyHusband79 [sign in to see picture]
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    Jess: hey Sammi if we blow hard enough do you think we can blow those tassels off??

    Sammi: stand back Jess I got this covered

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    beachy99 [sign in to see picture]
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    If you pull those knickers up any further you will get a whale tail just like this๐Ÿ˜š

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    SteveO65 [sign in to see picture]
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    I've heard of giving head, but surely it's gone too far this time!

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    Cw91 [sign in to see picture]
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    The girl on the left took the fancy dress a bit too seriously.

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    Devoted Husband [sign in to see picture]
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    This gorgeous sexy open bra with tassels will certainly fit all breast sizes.
    Sammi: Mine will probably hang down to my waist like this and I would feel like I would have to hold them from swinging like a pendulum.
    Jess: You could always pin the tassels to the top of the bra and they should sit like this. They will have a nice sway and look so perky.

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    Buttercupsarebetter [sign in to see picture]
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    There were mixed reviews when testing out the king cock sexercise ball..

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    EllOK [sign in to see picture]
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    When Santa's away, the elves will roleplay ;)

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    Abbee [sign in to see picture]
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    Sammi tries to act natural as she realises that that's not quite what Jess meant when she suggested trying to balance a tassle on her lips....

    :)

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    "For the last time, you can't do an Incredible Hulk impression during a striptease..."

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    Sum Sub [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney's 3 wise monkeys.
    Jazz hands Jess
    Santa Sammi &
    Headless Hermione

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    andyappetite [sign in to see picture]
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    At the lovehoney christmas party Sammi wins at the lovehoney saucy variation of pin the tail on the donkey.
    Meanwhile Jess is leading the rest of the team singing YMCA.

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    **COMPETITION CLOSED***

    Winner will be announced later today 

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    Winner is etc28 with caption : 

    The big finish of the lovehoney Christmas pantomine inspired vlog episode.

    Sammi: 'this butt plug is too big!'

    Jess: 'this butt plug is just right!'

    Your bundle is on it's way to you , congratulations! 

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    Sum Sub [sign in to see picture]
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    Well done etc

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
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    Congrats - hope you enjoy your bundle xxx

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations etc28.

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    Hornycouple1990 [sign in to see picture]
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    Well done

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