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  1. 12 Days of Christmas! 🎵🎵 Lovehoney Edition... Forum comp!🎵🎵

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    glittergirl [sign in to see picture]
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    When santa's butt plug got stuck up his chimney he began to shout
    CALL LOVEHONEY CUSTOMER SERVICE!!!
    I CAN GET IT OUT!
    My hands are tide, there's lube in my eye
    My g string is diging in too.
    Leanne Ill try cant go to the docs i will die
    What to do ?what to do? what to do?

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    glittergirl [sign in to see picture]
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    lovingnewtoys wrote:

    The 'alternative' Jingle Bells!!!

    Waiting by the door
    My order's on it's way
    Waiting's such a bore
    We really want to play
    Lube unwrapped and so
    We're ready and willing to go
    Tonights the night for Christmas fun
    So let's get crackin' Ho Ho

    Jiggle Balls Jiggle Balls
    Jiggle all the day
    Wiggle and jiggle I'm so turned on
    It's finally time to play
    Jiggle Balls Jiggle Balls
    Jiggle all the day
    I'm loving the feeling of jiggle balls
    So in they're going to stay

    Stockings and heels adorned
    The neighbours have been warned
    Adult fun tonight
    Bondage filled delight
    Paddles and whips around
    Ankles and wrists are bound
    Santa I've been a naughty girl
    It's best that way I've found

    Jiggle Balls Jiggle Balls
    Jiggle all the day
    Wiggle and jiggle I'm so turned on
    It's finally time to play
    Jiggle Balls Jiggle Balls
    Jiggle all the day
    I'm loving the feeling of jiggle balls
    So in they're going to stay


    Good luck everyone - that was fun xxxxx

    haha love it
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    glittergirl [sign in to see picture]
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    Lady Ness wrote:

    Can we get Jess or the whole LH team singing the winners on youtube at all? ;-)

    love that idea
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    Vroomo [sign in to see picture]
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    A LOVEHONEY DELIVERY IS COMIN' TO TOWN

    You better move your butt

    Sparks are gonna fly

    Your windows should be shut
    
I'm telling you why

    They're gonna hear you coming across town

    I found your wishlist,

    I spent a hefty price,
    
I envision us being naughty all night

    Postie brought a discrete package in brown


    There'll be no time for sleeping

    How much pleasure can you take?

    This magic wand is so powerful 

    The whole building it will shake


    Let's get it out
    
Let's give it a try

    Get ready to shout, I'm telling you why
    
I'm about to turn the dial all the way round!

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    **COMPETITION CLOSED **

    Winner will be announced later today 

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    AsYouWish! [sign in to see picture]
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    Some great entries. I did not have time to do a kinky version of Santa Baby full of chimney innuendo.

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    I feel sorry for jess if she has to sing some of them lmao

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    rumbled [sign in to see picture]
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    I've thought about this one, hope it sings well at an office party.

    Sexy night, kinky night
    Sexy night, kinky night
    Kids In bed, door is locked
    Box open, look what we've got
    Dress up my kinky treat
    Dress up my kinky treat

    Sexy night, kinky night
    Look what she's got on tonight
    Pants bulging at the sight
    Cuffs and toys out n ready
    Lube blindfold and we're ready
    Tie me up we got the horn
    Tie me up we got the horn

    Sexy night, kinky night
    Crotchless panties, anal beads delight
    Legs apart let's see your grace
    Suck my cock, sit on my face
    Joyous start, let's not stop now.
    Joyous start, let's not stop now.

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    AsYouWish! [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney - Leanne wrote:

    **COMPETITION CLOSED **

    Winner will be announced later today

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    Sadly no sing-a-long here as the office cold is doing the rounds so we are all without a full working voice. However we have a winner...

    Winning the bundle is Jezebella, congratulations! 

    🎶On the first day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the second day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the third day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me three french maids, two fisting gloves and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the fourth day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the fifth day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the sixth day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me six chemise to lay in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the seventh day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me seven Swans vibrating, six chemise to lay in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the eight day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me eight prostate milkers, seven Swans vibrating, six chemise to lay in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the ninth day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me nine bullets dancing, eight prostate milkers, seven Swans vibrating, six chemise to lay in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the tenth day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me ten lubes are leaking, nine bullets dancing, eight prostate milkers, seven Swans vibrating, six chemise to lay in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the eleventh day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me eleven spankers spanking, ten lubes are leaking, nine bullets dancing, eight prostate milkers, seven Swans vibrating, six chemise to lay in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the twelfth day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me twelve sqweels are turning, eleven spankers spanking, ten lubes are leaking, nine bullets dancing, eight prostate milkers, seven Swans vibrating, six chemise to lay in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree🎶

    I couldn't just pick one song so I have some Runner's up too, receiving Oh! points...

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    QuietType85 :

    Fairytale of lovehoney!

    🎶HIM:

    It was christmas eve babe.

    On love honey.

    My wife she said to me,

    lets buy another one!

    Then we had some fun.

    I felt such gratitude,

    clicked on the website, hey

    Had dreams about you.

    But I'm a lucky one.

    My partners keen for fun

    Ive got a feeling

    This year's a sexy one.

    So merry christmas.

    I love you baby!

    I can see a sexy time

    When LOVE HONEY dreams come true!

    HER

    Dildos big as cars,

    they got rivers of lube.

    Make the toys go right through you

    Lets buy another tube.

    When he first used his hand

    on a cold christmas eve,

    he promised me orgasms waited for me.

    BOTH

    You're inventive

    You're pretty

    A wild sexy kitty

    When the climaxes ended they cried out for more!

    The girls stockings were swinging

    The boys they were all grinning

    We kissed on a corner

    had sex through the night!

    The girls in the Love-Honey forum choir were singing

    BUY TODAY!

    Sexy belles cock-ringing out

    on christmas day!

    The girls from the Love-Honey forum choir were singing

    BUY TODAY!

    Sexey belles were calling out

    for delivery day!🎶

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    Luvved up Cupple

    🎶When the squirrel sends that 'mail

    Explaining what 'Honey might sell
    She puts a great big smile
    On our pervy faces!

    When postie bring that box
    You'd be sure it won't be socks

    'cause when the vibes start to rumble 
    Probably knock them off anyway.

    Well I wish we could all get testers 
    Christmas day!
    When the toys start buzzin' & the joys bring cummin' 
    Yay!!!
    Ohhhh oh I wish we could all get testers, Christmas day.
    So let the vibes, be strong thus Christmas.

    At the festive time of year.
    Lovehoney brings us cheer.

    I cannot wait to see the look on my loved ones face.

    Putting sex toys on our tree
    That the squirrel sent to me

    It's not red green or golden ours is more
    Fifty Shades of Gray!

    Oh I wish we could all have testers.
    Christmas day.

    With the paddles spanking & the bedsprings cranking all the way.

    Ohhhh I wish we'd all get testers Christmas day. 
    So let the 'mails, ping out this Christmas.

    When the Squirrel sends the mail (squirrel sends the mail)
    For an Xmas fresh look scale (Xmas fresh look scale)
    She puts great big smiles, on some happy faces.

    So Santa, bring for us something to play. (something to play)
    That we'll never want to put away. (never put away)
    We'll write up our reviews so customers old 'n new'll know it's working way.

    Oh I wish we'd all get testers, Christmas day.
    With the butt plug seated & a tube of lube (heated) waney!
    Oh I wish we'd all get testers Christmas day. 
    So let our trees be blessed with testers.

    OK you lot. Test it! 🎶

    Thank you all this has been one of my fav comps so far! It was so so so hard to pick they are all really good.

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    VioletWolf [sign in to see picture]
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    Well done winners!! 😍😍

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    Colonel Lube [sign in to see picture]
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    Congrats to you all. Some great fun entries there.

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    Well done everyone. TGIF

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    Sxleksaker [sign in to see picture]
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    Congrats everyone 😄

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations all, some amazing songs.

    Xmas songs will never seem the same now lol

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    Jezebella [sign in to see picture]
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    Whoop! Thanks so much Leanne, I am honored! And I had loads of fun with this competition, it was great fun giggling and singing along to all the entries! Well done everyone :D xx

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations to all the winners and another great competition by Leanne.

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    Tallish Darkish & Average [sign in to see picture]
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    Well done Jezebella! And another runner up spot! Seriously fun comp lots of great entries everybody.

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    Scorpius12 [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations everyone! Some fantastic entries xx

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    Vanilla_Kink [sign in to see picture]
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    Congrats to the winners! And every creative person that entered.. My brain went dead at the thought lol

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