• 12 Days of Christmas! 🎵🎵 Lovehoney Edition... Forum comp!🎵🎵

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    Damn I've a kitchen to finish but my last offering - Promise

    Not your conventional Christmas Song

    It's time to play Christmas music
    It's time to switch on the lights
    It's time to thank Lovehoney on their daily deals tonight.

    It's time to put on your stockings
    It's time to dress up right
    It's time to close the curtains and choose your kink tonight.

    Why do we always cum here
    Who cares? Just let it flow
    It's like a kind of torture
    Just let those passions show

    And now let's get things started
    And get those legs parted
    No time for half-hearted
    On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Lovehunitational
    This is time to let your enjoyment show

    And then Leanne blows the Lovehoney Trumpet(and why not)

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    Jezebella [sign in to see picture]
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    A wonderful Christmas Time (Sorry Paul!)

    The wand is right

    The power’s up

    We came tonight

    And that's enough

    Simply having a Lovehoney Christmastime

    Simply having a Lovehoney Christmastime

    The vibe is on

    The feelin's here

    I only cum

    This time of year

    Simply having a Lovehoney Christmastime

    Simply having a Lovehoney Christmastime

    The pile of bullets vibe their song

    They practiced all year long

    Ding dong, ding dong Ding dong, ding dong Ding dong, ding dong, dong, dong, dong, dong

    We're simply having a Lovehoney Christmastime

    Simply having a Lovehoney Christmastime

    The word is out

    About the town

    To lift a glass

    Lovehoney’s around

    Simply having a Lovehoney Christmastime

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    We Need a Little Lovehoney

    (Set to the tune of "We Need A Little Christmas)

    Haul out the toy storage boxes
    Plug in the chargers before the power fails again
    Fill up the battery cases
    I may be rushing things, but I'm ready to play again For we need a little Lovehoney
    Right this very minute
    Masage candles in the window
    Sexy music at the spinet Yes, we need a little Lovehoney
    Right this very minute
    I haven't orgasmed in a flurry
    But partner, dear, we're in a hurry So use the wand down my body
    Turn me on, the vibrations strongest I've ever seen
    Spread open my legs
    It's time we got down to businesses with me trobbing so For I've grown a little horny
    Grown a little frisky
    Grown a little on edge
    Grown a little hungry And I need a little massage oil
    Rubbed deep across on my shoulders
    I need a little Lovehoney now Haul out the Happy Rabbit
    Well, once I taught you all to insert it just so
    Fill up my body
    But dear partner, it's one minute past when I was ready to play But we need a little Lovehoney
    Right this very minute
    Massage candles in the window
    Sexy music at the spinet And we need a little Lovehoney
    Right this very minute
    I haven't come again in flurry
    But partner, dear, we're in a hurry So reach into the storage bag
    It's been a long time since I felt good, so sexy
    Take out the cock ring
    It's time we lubed you up and slid it on your body For we need a little Lovehoney
    Right this very minute
    Massage candles in the window
    Sexy music at the spinet And we need a little Lovehoney
    Right this very minute
    We need a little Lovehoney now We need a little Lovehoney now
    We need a little Lovehoney now

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    formatting was a bit messed up above with spacing... hopefully if you know the tune you can sort that out... I had typed it all up, it errored out and then had to resubmit. Hope everyone is having an amazing day!

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    Jezebella [sign in to see picture]
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    Jezebella wrote:

    On the first day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the second day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the third day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me three french maids, two fisting gloves and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the fourth day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the fifth day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the sixth day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me six chemise to lay in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the seventh day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me seven Swans vibrating, six chemise to lay in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the eight day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me eight prostate milkers, seven Swans vibrating, six chemise to lay in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the ninth day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me nine bullets dancing, eight prostate milkers, seven Swans vibrating, six chemise to lay in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the tenth day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me ten lubes are leaking, nine bullets dancing, eight prostate milkers, seven Swans vibrating, six chemise to lay in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the eleventh day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me eleven spankers spanking, ten lubes are leaking, nine bullets dancing, eight prostate milkers, seven Swans vibrating, six chemise to lay in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the twelfth day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me twelve sqweels are turning, eleven spankers spanking, ten lubes are leaking, nine bullets dancing, eight prostate milkers, seven Swans vibrating, six chemise to lay in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    I noticed a mistake and it was annoying me so I wanted to fix it and make little changes. Sorry being a perfectionist. I'm loving singing all the other enteries to myself, you're all really good! I think this is my favourite forum competition yet! :)

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    Scorpius12 [sign in to see picture]
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    So many wonderful entries! Leanne is going to have a tough decision to make xx

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    Colonel Lube [sign in to see picture]
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    Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
    All on Mrs Claus' breasts
    Vixen and Blitzen and all his dommes
    Pullin' on his reins
    floggers swinging, Backsides jiggling'
    He is tied down all tight
    Kiss my stockings and lick my boots
    'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight!

    Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
    Ruined orgasm again.
    Mistress got a bag that's filled with toys
    For dishing out some pain
    Hear those nipple clamps jingle jangle,
    Oh what a beautiful sight
    So jump in bed and sit on his face
    'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight!

    Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
    IF he's been a good boy
    She wants to give you delicious pain
    Unless you use the safe word
    Santa Claus knows he's a slave now
    Tries to serve mistress right
    So fill your mouth with a large ball gag
    'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight!

    Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
    Butt plugs are in place
    He'll come around when the wand sings out
    That it's cumming time again
    Hoods and gags will come to all
    If we just buy from LH
    So lets give thanks to domme above
    That Santa Claus comes tonight!










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    Lady Ness [sign in to see picture]
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    Can we get Jess or the whole LH team singing the winners on youtube at all? ;-)

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    Lady Ness wrote:

    Can we get Jess or the whole LH team singing the winners on youtube at all? ;-)

    Hahaha Love this idea! And I am loving the enteries - so so good 

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    Jezebella [sign in to see picture]
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    Lady Ness wrote:

    Can we get Jess or the whole LH team singing the winners on youtube at all? ;-)

    +1 such a fun idea! 😂
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    Lady Ness [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney - Leanne wrote:

    Lady Ness wrote:

    Can we get Jess or the whole LH team singing the winners on youtube at all? ;-)

    Hahaha Love this idea! And I am loving the enteries - so so good

    Excellent ^_^ I will keep an eye out then ;-) mwhahahahaha

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    😂 would be fab. Christmas number one? Worse things have happened lol. X

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    VioletWolf [sign in to see picture]
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    Rose petals falling,
    All around us,
    Couples playing,
    Having fun.
    It's the season for love
    And sexy santas,
    Merry Christmas Lovehoney!

    Time for butt plugs
    (Not chocolate ones),
    People bonking,
    All night long.
    Time for floggers,
    You're on the naughty list,
    But lovehoney makes it a nice one!

    We're gonna have a spanking tonight,
    You're gonna find a sub,
    Underneath the mistletoe
    And whip by candle light!

    Room is waiting,
    Records playing,
    Blindfold, handcuffs,
    Vibrator.
    Oh I wish that
    Everyday was sexy,
    What a nice way,
    To spend the year!

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney is Comin to Town

    You better check the site
    You wont find a bike
    But you'll find some lingerie
    That you will really like
    Lovehoney is coming to town

    She's making a list
    She's measuring herself twice;
    She's gonna find out if shes naughty or nice
    Lovehoney is coming to town

    She sees him when hes horny
    She knows when hes awake
    She knows when hes erect or soft
    So be erect for lovehoney sake!

    You better check the site
    You wont find a bike
    But you'll find some lingerie
    That you will really like
    Lovehoney is coming to town

    OH

    You better check the site
    You wont find a bike
    But you'll find some lingerie
    That you will really like
    Lovehoney is coming to town

    She's making a list
    She's measuring herself twice;
    She's gonna find out if shes naughty or nice
    Lovehoney is coming to town

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun to take part on lovehoney forum.

    Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to ride
    In a one horse open sleigh

    Jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to be a
    frisky freeloader

    Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to ride
    In a one horse open sleigh

    Jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way.
    Oh, what fun it is to take part in Leanne's forum competitions.

    Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to ride
    In a one horse open sleigh
    Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it will be to see Bon Jackson perform the winning entry on YouTube

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun to take part on lovehoney forum.

    Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to ride
    In a one horse open sleigh

    Jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to be a
    frisky freeloader

    Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to ride
    In a one horse open sleigh

    Jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way.
    Oh, what fun it is to take part in Leanne's forum competitions.

    Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to ride
    In a one horse open sleigh

    Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it will be to see Bon Jackson perform the winning entry on you tube

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney - Leanne wrote:

    Lady Ness wrote:

    Can we get Jess or the whole LH team singing the winners on youtube at all? ;-)

    Hahaha Love this idea! And I am loving the enteries - so so good

    Love this idea as well, that i want to watch

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    Throbinhood wrote:

    Lovehoney - Leanne wrote:

    Lady Ness wrote:

    Can we get Jess or the whole LH team singing the winners on youtube at all? ;-)

    Hahaha Love this idea! And I am loving the enteries - so so good

    Love this idea as well, that i want to watch

    Me too xxxx

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    luvved up cupple wrote:

    On the 12th day of Xmas Lovehoney gave to me:
    12 Butts a spanking
    11 Ladies Pole Dancing
    10 Erections Leaping
    9 Swingers Swinging
    8 Prostates Milking
    7 Bullets Buzzing
    6 Geezers Laying
    FIVE COCK RINGS!
    4 Calling Girls
    3 French Maids outfits
    2 Turned up Wands
    And a party around our Xmas Tree!

    I sang this as I read it, brilliant! 😂
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    Okay, I will play.

    I always say go big or go home. So here gos

    Fairytale of lovehoney!

    HIM:

    It was christmas eve babe.

    On love honey.

    My wife she said to me,

    lets buy another one!

    Then we had some fun.

    I felt such gratitude,

    clicked on the website, hey

    Had dreams about you.

    But I'm a lucky one.

    My partners keen for fun

    Ive got a feeling

    This year's a sexy one.

    So merry christmas.

    I love you baby!

    I can see a sexy time

    When LOVE HONEY dreams come true!

    HER

    Dildos big as cars,

    they got rivers of lube.

    Make the toys go right through you

    Lets buy another tube.

    When he first used his hand

    on a cold christmas eve,

    he promised me orgasms waited for me.

    BOTH

    You're inventive

    You're pretty

    A wild sexy kitty

    When the climaxes ended they cried out for more!

    The girls stockings were swinging

    The boys they were all grinning

    We kissed on a corner

    had sex through the night!

    The girls in the Love-Honey forum choir were singing

    BUY TODAY!

    Sexy belles cock-ringing out

    on christmas day!

    The girls from the Love-Honey forum choir were singing

    BUY TODAY!

    Sexey belles were calling out

    for delivery day!

    If you think i have a chance of winning I can think of lyrics for the rest. lol

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