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  1. 12 Days of Christmas! 🎵🎵 Lovehoney Edition... Forum comp!🎵🎵

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    Howdy all 

    Not long now until Christmas is upon us 🎄 WOO

    Many of you get to reveal the final window of the box of sexual happiness. Some of you will get chocolate... not chocloate butt plugs I add. Plus a whole sack of treats! 

    For now though as promised I have more forum  fun - HUZZAH!

    So this competition is song based. Let's see those musical creative juices flowing -(Just the musical ones, thanks 😜🎤)

    Post below with your very best Lovehoney themed Christmas song. Think 12 days of Christmas, (not so) Silent Night, Santa Claus is coming to town... 

    Winner will receive a Lovehoney bundle with some bondage treats! 

    Competition closes Midday 16th December. 

    Good luck all! 

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    andyappetite [sign in to see picture]
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    Bind your balls your sacks make me jolly.

    ( Deck the halls with boughs of holly)

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    esurc [sign in to see picture]
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    All I Want For Christmas Is A B.J.

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    NatandTom [sign in to see picture]
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    Santa, won't you bring me the lubricant I need?

    Won't you please bring my Sliquid to me?

    Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas

    Lube is all I'm asking for

    I just want to see some Sassy

    Standing right outside my door

    Oh, I just want some for my own

    To use upon the waterproof throe

    Make my need come true

    Baby, all I want for Christmas is lube..

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    Cameltoe and vibe

    (Mistletoe and wine) cliff Richard

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    Sxleksaker [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney, Lovehoney,
    Is the greatest site,
    Lovehoney, Lovehoney,
    I return all the time with great delight!

    Lovehoney, Lovehoney,
    Everything is not black and white,
    Lovehoney, Lovehoney,
    The forum has given me a new insight!

    Lol, atleast I tried 😂

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    Tallish Darkish & Average [sign in to see picture]
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    On the 12th day of Xmas Lovehoney gave to me:
    12 Butts a spanking
    11 Ladies Pole Dancing
    10 Erections Leaping
    9 Swingers Swinging
    8 Prostates Milking
    7 Bullets Buzzing
    6 Geezers Laying
    FIVE COCK RINGS!
    4 Calling Girls
    3 French Maids outfits
    2 Turned up Wands
    And a party around our Xmas Tree!

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    Shadow Collector [sign in to see picture]
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    Right, don't tear me apart- this was five minutes of effort between studying, it's bad but I had fun writing it. My version of 'Merry Christmas, everyone!

    It’s been a rough year

    All around me

    Election failures

    And Brexit fun

    It’s the season

    So let’s forget that happened

    Merry Christmas, everyone!

    Time for presents

    And luxury

    Forty percent

    Off the best

    Love this season

    Consumerism rules

    Merry Christmas, forget the rest!

    We’re gonna have a party tonight

    If you’ll let me be your girl

    Underneath the laundered sheets

    I’ll bring my crotchless thong

    Room is waiting

    Music’s playing

    Massage candles

    Lingerie

    Oh, that feels good

    But better with the ball gag

    Who needs presents?

    We’ve got Doxy!

    We’re gonna have a party tonight

    If you’ll let me be your girl

    Underneath the laundered sheets

    I’ll bring my crotchless thong

    It’s been a rough year

    All around me

    Election failures

    And Brexit fun

    It’s the season

    So let’s forget that happened

    Merry Christmas, everyone!

    Merry Christmas, everyone

    Ooh Merry Christmas, everyone!

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    Cameltoe and vibe

    Lovehoney time, cameltoe and vibe,
    Women shouting Christian grey,
    With clamps on a nipple and toys under the tree,
    A time for buying with all that we see.

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    Jezebella [sign in to see picture]
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    On the first day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the second day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the third day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me three french maids, two fisting gloves and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the fourth day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the fifth day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the sixth day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me six chemise to flaunt in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the seventh day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me seven Swans are vibe-ing, six chemise to flaunt in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the eight day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me eight prostate milkers, seven Swans are vibe-ing, six chemise to flaunt in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the ninth day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me nine bullets dancing, eight prostate milkers, seven Swans are vibe-ing, six chemise to flaunt in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the tenth day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me ten lubes are leaking, nine bullets dancing, eight prostate milkers, seven Swans are vibe-ing, six chemise to flaunt in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the eleventh day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me eleven spankers spanking, ten lubes are leaking, nine bullets dancing, eight prostate milkers, seven Swans are vibe-ing, six chemise to flaunt in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

    On the twelfth day of Christmas Lovehoney gave to me ten sqweels are turning, eleven spankers spanking, ten lubes are leaking, nine bullets dancing, eight prostate milkers, seven Swans are vibe-ing, six chemise to flaunt in, FIVE COCK RINGS!! Four jiggle balls, three french maids, two fisting gloves, and a butt plug shaped like a tree

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    Demongirl666 [sign in to see picture]
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    It's that time of year again, so time to get out the wine
    all the men are getting excited, all the women are looking fine

    As the heating kicks in let's loosen up our clothes
    Let's snuggle together here's what I propose

    So let's get out the toys,
    And let's send out the boys,

    I hope my present from love honey
    Gets you in the mood,
    Trust me it's better than money,
    I promise it's very rude

    So let's get out the toys,
    And let's send out the boys,

    I hope it really gets you in the mood
    It's something sexy, cute but very rude

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    pinkanimal [sign in to see picture]
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    Humping in the snow
    On a massive bale of hay
    Pulling out the strands as we go
    Laughing all the way
    Tails on butt plugs swing
    The pink hair is so bright
    What fun it is to laugh and sing
    A sexy song tonight

    Oh, jingle balls, jingle balls
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to ride
    On a well endowed sexy man
    Jingle balls, jingle balls
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to come
    On top a sexy man

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    kelly_michelle [sign in to see picture]
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    Do you want to wear a butt plug
    And ride our bikes around the hall
    I think an orgasm is overdue
    I've started talking to my collection of sex dolls
    I get a little lonely
    All this dungeon space
    And no one to tie me, why?

    Do you want to wear a butt plug
    Doesn't have to be a butt plug
    (Go away Anna)
    Ok, vibe

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    etc28 [sign in to see picture]
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    I Saw Mommy Spanking Santa Claus

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    On the first day of Christmas Leanne made me a secret squirrel and sent me a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

    On the second day of Christmas Leanne sent to me a vibrating prostate massager and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

    On the third day of Christmas Leanne sent to me a penis extender
    and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

    On the fourth day of Christmas Leanne sent to me a pair of tangerine boyshorts and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

    On the fifth day of Christmas Leanne sent to me a nerdy school girl outfit and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

    On the sixth day of Christmas Leanne sent to me a pair of the new lace and mesh flirty knickers and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

    On the seventh day of Christmas Leanne sent to me a thrust belle vagina and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

    On the eighth day of Christmas Leanne sent to me un-wrap me babydoll and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

    On the ninth day of Christmas Leanne sent to me a fifty shades darker still g-spot wand and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

    On the tenth day of Christmas Leanne sent to me red crotchless pearl thong and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

    On the eleventh day of Christmas Leanne sent to me red microfibre and mesh LHM boxers and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

    On the twelfth day of Christmas Leanne sent to me tokidoki textured pleasure cup and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

    Thank you for the opportunities I've been given to test products for lovehoney this year Leanne.
    Merry Christmas to all the staff and forum users.

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Just read your version of twelve days of Christmas Jezebella that is a really good version.

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    Jezebella [sign in to see picture]
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    bondagegod wrote:

    Just read your version of twelve days of Christmas Jezebella that is a really good version.

    Aw thanks :) it was inspired by this butt plug that looks a bit like a tree http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=34961 Yours is really sweet, much more in the Christmas spirit :)
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    Shadow Collector [sign in to see picture]
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    Jezebella wrote:

    bondagegod wrote:

    Just read your version of twelve days of Christmas Jezebella that is a really good version.

    Aw thanks :) it was inspired by this butt plug that looks a bit like a tree http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=34961 Yours is really sweet, much more in the Christmas spirit :)

    Are you sure it wasn't inspired by this? :P

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/blog/2014/10/17/thats-definitely-a-butt-plug/

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    Jezebella [sign in to see picture]
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    Shadow Collector wrote:

    Jezebella wrote:

    bondagegod wrote:

    Just read your version of twelve days of Christmas Jezebella that is a really good version.

    Aw thanks :) it was inspired by this butt plug that looks a bit like a tree http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=34961 Yours is really sweet, much more in the Christmas spirit :)

    Are you sure it wasn't inspired by this? :P

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/blog/2014/10/17/thats-definitely-a-butt-plug/

    Hahaha I'd forgotten about that! Thanks for reminding me :)
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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Thanks jezebella. Yea that's a good thought with the butt plug looking like a tree.

    Yea that tree does look like a butt plug shadwo collector.

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