• Caption Comp Time!

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    Neil - Hey Richicd, your attempt to get WOOD is PUTThetic

    Neil - Help me plug this Richard, this EXPLOSION BUCKER (up) SHOT is gonna get very messy

    Both to man at the back -You can get cream for your Scratch play

    Richard laughs as Neil conceeds that the Flag Sounding toy is "a bit big"

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    Sum Sub [sign in to see picture]
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    Richard indulges in a spot of schadenfreude as Neal battles through his death grip to keep it up.

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    Richard, stop pressing that button for my remote control butt plug ;)

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    **COMPETITON CLOSED** 

    Winner to be announced soon... 

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    Winner :

    Scorpius12 with....

    Richard smiles on in amusement, noticing that Neil's pole was still not fully erect, even though he was using two hands and definitely ‘putting’ his back into it!

    Congratulatiosn you have a Lovehoney bundle on it's way to you ! 

    Runners up: 

    Tiger Dick

    Neil - Hey Richicd, your attempt to get WOOD is PUTThetic

    Neil - Help me plug this Richard, this EXPLOSION BUCKER (up) SHOT is gonna get very messy

    Both to man at the back -You can get cream for your Scratch play

    Richard laughs as Neil conceeds that the Flag Sounding toy is "a bit big"

    luvved up cupple

    After Black Friday and Cyber Monday, Green Tuesday saw the staff really start flagging!

    And some love for Vanessa8's entry: 

    Caption Introduction:

    You may think this is a simple goof off time for the fearless leaders of Lovehoney...but no... like a scene out of Austin Power's flick the room comes to life with a slow guitar rif ala Hendrix.

    Richard breaks into an air guitar using his putter... the Lovehoney faces on the board will start to sing and more will assemble in a flash mob routine and perform the Lovehoney version of:

    If 6 were 9

    "If the sun refused to shine,

    Lovehoney don't mind, we don't mind,

    If the warehouse is full to it's peak,

    Let is be, returns are free.

    Alright, 'cos we got our own awards to look through

    And we ain't gonna copy you.

    Now if 6 turned out to be 9,

    Lovehoney don't mind, we don't mind,

    Alright if Richard cuts off all his hair,

    Lovehoney don't care, we don't care,

    Dig, 'cos we got our own worldwide expansion to live through

    Annd we ain't gonna copy you.

    White collard uptight Brit flashing down the street

    Pointing thier plastic finger at me

    They're hoping sooon, our kind won't notice they buy too,

    But we're gonna wave our freak flag high, high

    Wave on, Wave on

    Fall product boxes, no warehouse don't fall behind.

    Go ahead uptight British man, you can't pretend to be blind.

    Buzz on brothers, play on lovers.

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations to all the winners. There really were some great entries. Must have been hard to pick a winner. Thanks to Leanne for running the competition the photo ones are great fun.

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    Scorpius12 [sign in to see picture]
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    Whoo-hoo - thanks Leaanne! You’ve really made my day 😀 xx

    Congratulations to the runners up - there were some hilarious entries from everyone - the photo competitions are always great fun 😀 xx

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations to all the winners, was a lot of fun reading the post

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    Jezebella [sign in to see picture]
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    Congrats everyone! Great entries :D

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    Sxleksaker [sign in to see picture]
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    Congratulations to you guys 😄❤️

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    Woke up to a runner up :) thanks so much I had a lot of fun brainstorming captains and enjoyed everyone's entries.

    Leanne thanks for running these fun contests for the forum.

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    New Caption - Neil marks the spot with a flag for Scorpious 12's bulging underground Sex Toy Bunker

    Congratulations Hun x

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
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    Yay - well done Scorpius12 and runners up - enjoy your prizes xxx

    An even bigger well done to Leanne for trawling through the entries and picking the winners - you do make life hard for yourself sometimes, but the comps are so much fun, and a really inventive group of peeps on the forum!!!

    Xxxx

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    luvved up cupple [sign in to see picture]
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    Woo hoo runner up 😄

    Some welcome news to a horrible morning of Xmas shopping.

    We'll done everyone. Vanessa8 love your entry.

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    Modo [sign in to see picture]
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    Congrats to all winners, well done. Oh and bah humbug.

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    Thanks Luvved up cupple I get these moments where my mind thinks in song lyrics... like I am channeling my inner "Wierd Vanessa" (reference to Wierd Al Yankosomething a stange guy in the US who recorded reworked lyrics of popular songs)

    My favorite one I did on a forum post was "We Want Testers" off of "We Want Candy" a ways back... But this one was also fun.

    Some of my reviews are also song inspired as many times I use a toy or put on lingerie and I end up affiliating a theme song.

    I also insert random movie quotes into everyday conversation some find it funny others give a blank stare and then realize they have not watched Caddy Shack, Footloose or other such classics here in the states LOL

    Anyway I have no idea what the runner up prize is but I am grinning ear to ear! I also got tons of laughs reading other peoples entries.

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    LittleSwitchBitch [sign in to see picture]
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    Yaayyyy Super chuffed for ya, Scorps :) Your entry really made me giggle.

    Congradulations all :D Enjoy x

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    Scorpius12 [sign in to see picture]
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    LittleSwitchBitch wrote:

    Yaayyyy Super chuffed for ya, Scorps :) Your entry really made me giggle.

    Congradulations all :D Enjoy x

    Thanks lovely xx

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    LeilaK [sign in to see picture]
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    Congrats Scorpius 🎉 And all the runners up. Well deserved! x

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    Thanks Lovehoney and to those spreading the love to those lucky people like myself too. Am gob smacked TBH, I don't even win at patients.... Great fun though and some seriously good entries too. A worthy winner in Scorpious, and Vanessa's masterpiece, kudos for the great effort. x

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