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    bbw4065 [sign in to see picture]
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    Hurry up and plug my hole!

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    Alicia4Ever [sign in to see picture]
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    Neil looks really happy to be trying out this new roll play, he even has an accessory to match, but no matter how hard Richard tries he just can't get his pole up.

    Looks neither of them are going to get to play today.

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    Keep on the fairway and out of the rough, you get nothing in this game if you don;t pull enough

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    Niel "I claim this land in the name is sex toys and pleasure".

    Richard "I will be in the thirteenth hole when your done reenacting American history".

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    Caption Introduction:

    You may think this is a simple goof off time for the fearless leaders of Lovehoney...but no... like a scene out of Austin Power's flick the room comes to life with a slow guitar rif ala Hendrix.

    Richard breaks into an air guitar using his putter... the Lovehoney faces on the board will start to sing and more will assemble in a flash mob routine and perform the Lovehoney version of:

    If 6 were 9

    "If the sun refused to shine,

    Lovehoney don't mind, we don't mind,

    If the warehouse is full to it's peak,

    Let is be, returns are free.

    Alright, 'cos we got our own awards to look through

    And we ain't gonna copy you.

    Now if 6 turned out to be 9,

    Lovehoney don't mind, we don't mind,

    Alright if Richard cuts off all his hair,

    Lovehoney don't care, we don't care,

    Dig, 'cos we got our own worldwide expansion to live through

    Annd we ain't gonna copy you.

    White collard uptight Brit flashing down the street

    Pointing thier plastic finger at me

    They're hoping sooon, our kind won't notice they buy too,

    But we're gonna wave our freak flag high, high

    Wave on, Wave on

    Fall product boxes, no warehouse don't fall behind.

    Go ahead uptight British man, you can't pretend to be blind.

    Buzz on brothers, play on lovers.

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    Mr Cheeky Monkey [sign in to see picture]
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    Are my balls in the hole? or I seem to have missed the hole again.

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    You too can achieve a rod this big with LoveHoneys toys :)

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    Never mind playing golf, get back in that warehouse and fulfill our orders! lol

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    The L'honey flag is royal Blue,

    It stuck fast by super glue

    And ere their organs stiff and proud

    Their breath is rapid, huskiy and loud



    So the vibrators are set to high

    By the climax we'll live and die,

    Though muscles clench and g spots cheer,

    We'll keep the sexy flag flying here

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    It was all fun and games in the office until someone got out the Golf Flag Anal Plug and Golf Club Flogger...

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    Preparations begin for the annual meeting with shareholders.

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    On the way to the 19th hole, Neil and Richard have a putt off to see which one has to shout the drinks. Neil having missed his putt is trying his best to ensure Richard also misses. Little do they know, that the bar will be shut by the time they finish the challenge, especially if they putt like they work.

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    Neal clearly isn't getting on with his new toy. Let's hope he bought it from Lovehoney where the returns policy could be a game changer!

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    Try as someone might

    Ice cubes- You can do it put your back into it

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    naughty stacey [sign in to see picture]
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    It's not the size that counts, after all.

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    'Just putt me out of my misery, it's almost tee time.'

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    Even the founder of LH thinks they've gone too far with the 'Nick Faldo Double Dildo'.

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    How long is he going to trying to put it in before he realises that is not a hole?!

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    sweetmama72 wrote:

    How long is he going to trying to put it in before he realises that is not a hole?!

    oops

    How long is he going to keep trying to put it in before he realises that it isn't a hole?

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    Tallish Darkish & Average [sign in to see picture]
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    OK bear down and push hard, it's the only way to work that plug out that Jess inserted for her next vlog!

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