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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney staff documenting Richard and Neal's latest attempt at the Mannequin Challege.

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    RosyCheek [sign in to see picture]
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    In my best Attenborough voice over "Here we see the alpha males in their natural habitat. We must be quiet so not to startle them and should leave only footprints. What a rare sight it is too see them frolic and play. Unfortunately, even though masters of some creations with perfect holes they failed to add one to their game."

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    Vroomo [sign in to see picture]
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    Y'know all this time fumbling about with a non-functioning pole in my hand has given me a taste of what middle age might be like.

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    sexyHB [sign in to see picture]
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    You want to putt the flag there?

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    Sxleksaker [sign in to see picture]
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    "The choice of green carpet turned out to be bad for business. Do people really rather play golf than working with sex toys? Who knew!"

    "Does the carpet match the curtains?"

    "Both of them knew that all successful people have their own putting mats. In order to feel more accomplished, they decided to make one in the lunch room."

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    johnandkatie [sign in to see picture]
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    ino my ball went in here

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    Cumtogether [sign in to see picture]
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    I'll take the pole out you check if the balls are in the hole

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    Jezebella [sign in to see picture]
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    “It’s one small step for man….” Lovehoney’s attempt to stage their own moon landing isn’t going quite to plan…

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    So as the tension mounts, Richard looks on whilst neil looks to pull out...

    and then the guy at the back shouts Tee up!

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    Vroomo [sign in to see picture]
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    LoveHoney's follow up to the magic wand 'The Bendy Pole' didn't perform as well as expected.

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    The latest innovation hits Lovehoney HQ as Neal tries out (flag)pole dancing.

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    LittleSwitchBitch [sign in to see picture]
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    Scorpius12 wrote:

    Richard smiles on in amusement, noticing that Neil's pole was still not fully erect, even though he was using two hands and definitely ‘putting’ his back into it!

    LOL. Love this

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    sir.nick [sign in to see picture]
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    I had a great entry...but Neil flagged it as inappropriate.

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    sir.nick [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney private detective service, coming to a town near you soon!

    (seriously, the blackboard covered in photos in the background is a bit creepy ^^. You are either solving a murder or doing an office secret santa selection?)

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    sir.nick [sign in to see picture]
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    Given the festive season:

    And thy the three wise men came, carrying flag, putter, and fleshlight.

    (can't see what guy in background is carrying, so took a punt at it must be the prize

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    RetroSpazzKat [sign in to see picture]
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    Do you want to play the backside again?

    Neil: hey guess which course tiger woods always got in trouble with
    Richard: i have no clue
    Neil: intercourse!

    Man after 18 holes i can barely walk!

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    Gigglesandjiggles [sign in to see picture]
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    Need more lube!!!!

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    lmh95 [sign in to see picture]
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    Good luck everyone x

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    "Damn this things stuck fast, t'was looking forward to that spit-roast too..."

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    growler37293 [sign in to see picture]
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    fore-play

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