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    Wilkibo [sign in to see picture]
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    "Here we are amongst all these sex toys and I can't find a hole to put my pole in!!"

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    Modo [sign in to see picture]
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    Where do you think you are Iwo Jima. (For the older forum members, USM Corp).

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    The battery pack for the 2017 big boy vibrator is so big, we've have to put a flag on the end...

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    captainmeow [sign in to see picture]
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    Ooh that's tight

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    captainmeow [sign in to see picture]
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    Would you like to give me a hand with my pole?

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    Yummymummy :-* [sign in to see picture]
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    Vanessa8 wrote:

    Yummymummy :-* wrote:

    "That's one small step for Lovehoney, one giant leap for mankind!"
    "You can't just put it in can you?!"

    opps great minds think alike Yummymummy didn't see you had already put this up =)

    No worries lovely lol. xx
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    lord Vardar [sign in to see picture]
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    He was not convinced this is what pegging is but kept on trying

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    Modo [sign in to see picture]
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    Seriously Neil, a zimmer frame would be much more practical.

    "I am going to get that wabbit if it's the last thing I do". "Neil this place is full of wabb er rabbits".

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Neal takes his frustration out on the flag for not being nominated for staff member of the year on the photo board behind.

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Well Santa comes down from the North Pole every year. There must be some pleasure in sliding down a pole.

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    It may not be a traffic cone from bath uni but I'm down with the kids bringing a random item home from a night out on the beers.

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    bondagegod [sign in to see picture]
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    Neil thought I spot of pole dancing at the lovehoney office Christmas party would be entertaining.

    Richard: that not pole dancing, If anything it's closer to Morris dancing.

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
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    Indoor polevaulting seemed like a good idea at the time!!!

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    Colonel Lube [sign in to see picture]
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    Modo wrote:

    Where do you think you are Iwo Jima. (For the older forum members, USM Corp).

    Like this too. Had tried to work this into a line without success.
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    lord Vardar [sign in to see picture]
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    When he said there would be role playing and putting his pole in a hole this is not what he had in mind!

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    RosyCheek [sign in to see picture]
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    At least this time they are claiming their territory with a flag...

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    RosyCheek [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh, you meant ROLE play. Now I getcha!

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
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    If we stand really still do you think anyone will see us?

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
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    Neil - 'The wind is really strong in here!'

    Richard - 'Nothing to do with me!!'

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    Richard and Neal evaluate the best Lovehoney presentation at the next "sponsor a hole" charity golf event.

    Neal seems to prefer a traditional golf flag while Lovehoney staff in the background brainstorm a dildo or butt plug hole decorative design instead.

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